14000 old fashioned steamed christmas Recipes

butter, brown sugar , firmly packed, flour, wheat germ, baking powder, chocolate chips or 1 1/2 cups raisins, granulated sugar, egg, old mill oats, coconut, baking soda

old potatoes, peeled and cut into chunky sticks, oil (for frying ), salt, vinegar

beer, seafood boil seasoning, salt, cayenne pepper, bay leaves, onions, quartered, garlic, bulbs halved, red potato, ears fresh corn, husked removed and cut in half, smoked sausage , cut into 1 inch diagonal slices, shrimp, uncooked, french baguette (for serving), lemon wedge (for serving), melted butter (for serving), old bay seasoning (for serving)

bacon ( regular or smoked ), pork sausage ( jimmy dean or equivalent ), onion any type, stuffing bread or old dryed bread, bell poultry seasoning, water as needed, chopped walnuts ( optional )

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

old el paso refried beans, green chilies, drained and chopped, old el paso taco seasoning mix, ripe avocados, peeled and pitted, lemon juice, old el paso taco sauce, mild,medium,or hot ,divided usage, sour cream, cheddar cheese, shredded, lettuce, shredded, fresh tomato, diced, black sliced ripe olives, tortilla chips

water, bacon , cut into 1 inch pieces, carrot (chopped or sliced ), stalks celery, sliced, onions, diced, green bell pepper, diced, cabbage, chopped, potatoes, diced, frozen baby lima beans, barley, tomato puree, english peas, drained, shoepeg whole kernel corn, drained, old bay seasoning, fresh crabmeat, drained, flaked and picked over, hot sauce , to taste

all-purpose flour, splenda sugar substitute, cinnamon, salt, nutmeg (less if grating your own), vanilla extract, eggs, beaten (it is okay to use egg beaters here), low-fat milk (bring almost to boiling point) or 3 cups 2% , scalded (bring almost to boiling point), bread, cubes (i use day old italian bread leftovers), raisins (optional) or 1/2 cup dates (optional), butter or 2 tbsp margarine

kraft roka cheese spread, kraft old english cheese spread, cream cheese, worcestershire sauce, paprika

butter, cubed, celery ribs, chopped, sliced fresh mushrooms, onion, chopped, minced fresh parsley, rubbed sage, dried marjoram, dried thyme, poultry seasoning, pepper, salt, cubed day-old white bread, cubed day-old whole wheat bread, chicken broth

unwaxed lemons, butter, plus extra for greasing, self-raising flour, plus extra for dusting, vegetable suet or 100 g grated fozen butter, whole milk, golden caster sugar or 100 g light brown sugar

garlic cloves, minced, olive oil, diced onion, diced scallion, diced celery, diced green bell peppers, diced red bell peppers, white wine, lump crabmeat, drained, seasoned bread crumbs, grated parmesan cheese, lemon juice, eggs, lightly beaten, chopped fresh parsley leaves, dijon mustard, seafood seasoning (recommended -- old bay seasoning), salt, fresh ground black pepper, hamburger buns, tomato, sliced for garnish, lettuce, for garnish, lemon, cut into wedges for garnish, remoulade sauce, mayonnaise, green sweet relish, garlic cloves, minced, capers, anchovy paste, dijon mustard, lemon juice, worcestershire sauce, salt & freshly ground black pepper

garlic cloves, minced, olive oil, diced onion, diced scallions, diced celery, diced green bell pepper, diced red bell pepper, white wine, lump crabmeat, drained, seasoned bread crumbs, grated parmesan, lemon juice, eggs, lightly beaten, chopped parsley leaves, dijon mustard, seafood seasoning (recommended : old bay seasoning), salt, freshly ground black pepper, hamburger buns, tomato, sliced for garnish, lettuce, for garnish, lemon, cut into wedges for garnish, remoulade sauce , recipe follows

very cold water, kosher salt, brown sugar, turkey , about 10 lb, corn syrup, syrup (recommended : steen s), melted butter, essence , recipe follows, chopped trinity, (equal amounts of onion celery and green bell pepper to yield 1 cup), garlic, minced, reserved turkey neck, and giblets, flour, chicken stock, salt, worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, paprika, salt, garlic powder, black pepper, onion powder, cayenne pepper, dried oregano, dried thyme, olive oil, chopped onion, chopped green bell pepper, chopped celery, chopped garlic, cubed day-old bread, oysters, shucked and in their liquor, chicken broth, chopped green onions, chopped parsley, creole seasoning, recipe above, hot pepper sauce, salt and freshly ground black pepper

old bay seasoning, salt, pepper, water, vinegar, dozen live blue crabs

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.