177923 new style cream christmas Recipes

new potatoes , scrubbed (12 -15), cream of celery soup or 1 can cream of chicken soup or 1 can cream of mushroom soup, sour cream, water, green onions, chopped, garlic, minced, dill weed, salt

ears of corn, husks and silks removed, butter, a large red bell pepper, cored, seeded and cut into small dice, shallot, minced, garlic, minced, chipotle chile , in adobo sauce minced, optional if you don tsp like spicy, heavy cream, salt and fresh ground black pepper, a lime squeezed. about 1 tbsp of lime juice, minced cilantro, if you do not like cilantro , please sub some flat leaf italian parsley, cotija cheese, crumbled, addition: 3 slices of thick cut bacon, cooked and crumbled, course , keep it vegetarian without the addition of bacon

butter softened, brick-style cream cheese softened (not low-fat or non-fat ), sugar, eggs at room temperature, baking powder, vanilla extract, salt, all-purpose flour, sun-maid natural raisins

new potatoes, lemon juice, vegetable oil, salt and pepper, celery ribs, chopped fine, hard-boiled eggs, coarsely chopped, red onion, finely chopped, chopped fresh parsley, mayonnaise, cider vinegar

cream cheese, softened, ricotta cheese, white sugar, eggs, butter, melted and cooled, all-purpose flour, cornstarch, vanilla extract, sour cream, lemon juice (optional)

cream cheese, room temp, sugar, eggs, crushed oreo cookies, melted butter, vanilla extract, chocolate chips, melted, sour cream, chocolate chips, melted

cream cheese, softened, sugar, vanilla extract, grated lemon peel, heavy whipping cream , whipped, graham cracker crumbs, sugar, butter, melted, sliced fresh strawberries , optional

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

sultana, currants, chopped raisins, dessert fig, finely chopped, brandy, plump dried apricots, chopped, good quality vanilla ice cream, softened, dark chocolate, chopped, sliced almonds, toasted

red snapper fillet, grated garlic, knob ginger, peeled and julienned very thinly and plunged briefly in cold water, menengi or chives, white sesame seeds, toasted, yuzu soy sauce , recipe follows, carrot curl, for garnish, new style oil , recipe follows, yuzu juice (best if fresh , but bottled available in asian markets), soy sauce, pure olive oil, sesame oil

top round steaks, onion, chopped, garlic, minced, worcestershire sauce, salt, pepper, paprika, beef broth, ketchup, red wine, cornstarch, cold water, mushroom, chopped, sour cream

butter unsalted, ears fresh corn, shucked , kernels removed from cob, juices and husk reserved for garnish, spanish onion , cut into brunoise, ribs celery , cut into brunoise, carrots, peeled and cut into brunoise, chicken stock, heavy cream, fresh thyme, lobsters, split in half and viscera removed, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, white lobster stock , for blanching, haricots verts, washed and trimmed, heavy cream, truffle oil, chopped parsley , plus more for garnish, fresh truffles, for garnish

cream-style corn, minute rice, egg, slightly beaten, salt, pepper

yellow onion, diced, red pepper, diced, jalapeno, minced, butter, kosher salt, cumin, frozen corn, thawed, sugar, flour, heavy cream, fresh ground black pepper

all-purpose flour, table salt, sugar, unsalted butter , cold, vegetable shortening , cold (crisco ), ice water, all-purpose flour, sugar, heavy cream , non-ultra pasteurized preferred, eggs, fresh grated nutmeg

cream of mushroom soup, cream of chicken soup, milk, chopped onion, minced garlic cloves, chopped green chilies, butter, oregano, cumin, salsa (mild, medium or hot , your preference), sour cream, shredded cheese (whatever kind you like-i use the package of kraft shredded medium cheddar cheese), corn tortilla (allow 3-5 per person), vegetable oil

cream cheese, sugar, cream or 2 tbsp milk, eggs, vanilla extract, lemon , juice of, flour, cornstarch, sour cream, butter, melted, fruit, topping (optional)

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy