578 naked aka panty Recipes

russet potato, peeled and cut into 1-inch chunks, egg, milk, sugar, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, plus extra for rolling out dough, baking powder, salt, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, vegetable oil or 2 quarts peanut oil

chicken breast halves, extra virgin olive oil, butter, divided, eggs, anchovies packed in oil, fresh parsley, chopped, capers, lemon , juice of, salt & pepper

garlic cloves, minced, white vinegar, plus more to thin the marinade if necessary, freshly squeezed orange juice, freshly squeezed lime juice, kosher salt, ground cumin, achiote paste (available in latin markets- it comes in a small, dark-red brick), fresh cilantro stems, boneless pork butt or 2 lbs pork shoulder, soft white sandwich buns or 6 large a baguette, sliced asadero cheese (i used provolone) or chihuahua cheese (i used provolone), shredded lettuce or cabbage, sliced ripe roma tomato, naked guacamole (see ), sliced red onion, pickled jalapeno pepper, hot salsa (optional) or other salsa (optional)

frozen pink lemonade concentrate, gin, vanilla ice cream, frozen strawberries, crushed ice

frozen pink lemonade concentrate, vodka, cool whip, ice (to fill blender)

frozen pink lemonade concentrate, canadian mist whiskey, water, cool whip, crushed ice

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

butter, softened (or more , depending on the size of your bundt pan, do not substitute), count) cans refrigerated biscuits , each biscuit halved, butter, melted, sugar, cinnamon, chopped pecans, coarsely chopped pecans, vanilla frosting

vegetable oil, garlic, minced, ginger, grated, napa cabbage (aka chinese, not regular cabbage), bean sprouts, carrot, grated, scallions, finely sliced, bean thread noodles, blanched and chopped, chicken breasts, cooked and shredded, oyster sauce, hoisin sauce, cilantro, chopped, vietnamese spring roll wrappers, egg, beaten, soy sauce, rice vinegar, peanut oil, light sesame oil, garlic, minced, sugar

peeled deveined shrimp, divided, chives, minced (about 1/3 cup)

chips ahoy cookies (you could use oreos or whatever cookie you like!), cool whip, whole milk (you could sub for skim if looking to cut fat)

saltines, dried parsley flakes, mesquite powder, rubbed sage, garlic, onion powder, peppercorn blend, eggs, soy sauce, ground beef

peeled deveined shrimp, divided, chives, minced (about 1/3 cup)

blueberry smoothie (recommended : naked juice), simple syrup, club soda, strawberry smoothie (recommended : naked juice), simple syrup, club soda, mango smoothie (recommended : naked juice), simple syrup, club soda

cherry vodka, cherry 7-up, capri sun wild cherry juice drink (1.5 boxes)

xante poire au cognac (pear brandy), lime, tonic water , to taste