239 monica fail Recipes

flour (gold medal or robin hood), salt, egg, cold water, white vinegar

flour, margarine, ripe bananas, mashed, chopped nuts (optional), salt, sugar, eggs, baking soda

unsalted butter, sugar, eggs, lightly beaten, vanilla, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt

margarine, chopped garlic, dried italian herb seasoning, sugar, crusty bread , slice in several pieces (french loaf or baguette will be good)

butter or 3 tbsp margarine, onion, minced garlic (optional or to taste), salt and black pepper, dried thyme, converted white rice, chicken broth

water, active dry yeast (1 envelope), honey, extra virgin olive oil (divided ), all-purpose flour, whole wheat flour, salt, garlic powder

sirloin tip roast (or any roast of choice) or rump roast (any size), salt and pepper

whole turkey, thawed (i buy either butterball or honeysuckle white brand), water, kosher salt, dark brown sugar, beer, not lite (i use regular budweiser or miller s), dried bay leaves, salted butter, paul prudhomme s vegetable magic seasoning (or, poultry magic, or, poultry seasoning), seasoning salt (i use lawry s), mrs. dash seasoning mix , original blend, cooking spray (i use olive oil type but any brand will do ), ice, onion, peeled and quartered, fresh parsley, roughly chopped

chicken breasts , cut into approx. 2-inch strips, butter, melted (not margarine), progresso brand italian seasoned breadcrumbs, shredded parmesan cheese (not the stuff in a can!)

egg, cocoa, shortening, flour, sour milk (you can sour sweet milk by adding 1 tsp. vinegar), vanilla, salt, baking soda, sugar, boiling water

butter, softened, sugar, eggs, cake flour, milk, lemon extract, vanilla ice cream, berries, for garnish

marshmallow cream, sugar, water, salt, vanilla extract, chopped pecans

flour, salt, baking soda, lard, brand of your choice, whole egg, lemon juice , and add enough water to make for 1 cup of liquid (i use realemon)

prime rib roast , any size will do, pepper (optional), salt (optional)