1716 monday night frittata Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

mashed cooked peeled baking potatoes (about 8 oz), fat-free milk, honey, butter, bread flour (about 4 1/2 cups), divided, dry yeast, sea salt, eggs, olive oil

olive oil, prosciutto or 4 slices ham, diced about 1/4 lb, eggs, parmigiano-reggiano cheese, salt and pepper, basil or 1/4 cup parsley, chopped, cooked spaghetti, mozzarella cheese or 1 1/2 cups other cheese, cubed (about 6 oz), olive oil, butter

eggs, mozzarella cheese , cut into cubes, milk, flat leaf parsley, chopped, salt & freshly ground black pepper, extra virgin olive oil

sauza gold tequila, dekuyper triple sec, lemonade, lemon-lime soda, lemon wedge

raw blanched almonds, distilled or tap water, dried jasmine flowers, distilled or tap water, juice of 1 lime, granulated honey, almond elixir, jasmine elixir, ice, soda water

mint leaves, basil leaves, oregano leaves, fennel fronds, eggs, sea salt and black pepper, virgin olive oil, head escarole, cleaned and spun dry, extra-virgin olive oil, real balsamic vinegar

french bread (18-inch long), eggs, milk, granulated sugar, salt, vanilla, butter , cut into pieces, ground cinnamon

unsalted butter, shallot (coarsely chopped ), scallions (including greens, thinly sliced. are green onions), celery (including heart and leaves, thinly sliced), chicken broth (or vegetable broth if you want to make it vegetarian), potato (idaho variety, washed, unpeeled and cubed small), fresh rosemary (chopped or 1 tsp dried rosemary), nutmeg, half-and-half cream (or whipping cream)

dried kidney beans, dried black beans, dried pinto bean, dried navy beans, barley, lentils, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, olive oil, bay leaves, oregano, thyme, chili powder (adjust to taste), maple syrup, jalapeno, seeded and diced (optional), red pepper flakes (optional), vegetable stock (or chicken stock), diced tomatoes, smoked sausage, sliced, cheddar cheese, grated, sour cream, onion, diced, fresh cilantro

tbps. margarine, brown sugar, thickly sliced bread, eggs, beaten, skim milk, cinnamon

margarine, brown sugar, texas toast thick bread or 4 slices thickly sliced bread, eggs, beaten, skim milk, cinnamon

sugar, butter, eggs, beaten, milk, warm, yeast (dissolved in 3 tbsp warm water), flour, salt, vanilla, sugar, cinnamon, butter, melted (or margarine), nuts (or maraschino cherries, candied red or green cherries)

plain bagels, diced ham, diced red bell pepper, diced green bell pepper, sliced green onion, cheddar cheese, shredded, butter, eggs, half-and-half cream or 2 1/2 cups milk, dijon mustard, salt (or to taste), cheddar cheese, thinly sliced (optional)

french bread , cut into thick slices, brown sugar, butter, eggs, milk, cinnamon, nutmeg

blavod black vodka, sour apple liqueur, green curacao, blue curacao, cranberry juice, lime juice

sugar, butter, beaten eggs, warm milk, bulk yeast , dissolved in 3 tbsp. warm water, flour, salt, vanilla, sugar, cinnamon, melted butter, nuts, maraschino cherry , candied red and greeen cherries

just a week before christmas i had a visitor. this is how it happened. i had just finished the household chores for the night and was preparing to go to bed, when i heard a noise in the front of the house. i opened the door to the front room, and to my surprise, santa himself stepped out from behind the christmas tree. he placed his finger over his mouth so i would not cry out., what are you doing i started to ask., words choked up in my throat , and i saw that he had tears in his eyes. his usual jolly manner was gone. gone was the eager, boisterous soul we all know. he then answered me with a simple statement: teach the children, i was puzzled , what did he mean, he anticipated my question , and with 1 quick movement brought forth a miniature toy bag from behind the tree. as i stood bewildered, santa said, teach the children. teach them the real meaning of christmas. the meaning of christmas that nowadays has been forgotten., santa then reached in his bag and pulled out a fir tree and placed it before the mantle. teach the children that the pure green color of the stately fir tree remains green all year round, depicting the everlasting hope of mankind. all the needles point heavenward, making it a symbol of man s thoughts turning toward heaven., he again reached into his bag and pulled out a brilliant star. teach the children that the star was the heavenly sign of promises long ago. god promised a savior for the world, and the star was the sign of the fulfillment of his promise., he then reached into his bag and pulled out a candle. teach the children that the candle symbolizes that christ is the light of the world, and when we see this great light, we are reminded of he who displaces the darkness., once again he reached into his bag and removed a wreath and placed it on the tree. teach the children that the wreath symbolizes the real nature of love christ showed for us. real love never ceases. love is 1 continuous round of affection., he then pulled from his bag an ornament of himself. teach the children that i , santa claus, symbolize the generosity and good will we feel during the month of december., he then brought out a holly leaf. teach the children that the holly plant represents immortality. it represents the crown of thorns worn by our savior. the red holly berries represent the blood that he shed for us., next he pulled from his bag a gift and said, teach the children that god so loved the world that whoever believes in him shall have everlasting life. (john 3:16) thanks be to god for his unspeakable gift. teach the children that the wise men bowed before the holy babe and presented him with gold, frankincense and myrrh. we should always give gifts in the same spirit of the wise men., santa then reached in his bag and pulled out a candy cane and hung it on the tree. teach the children that the candy cane represents the shepherd s crook. the crook on the staff helps to bring strayed sheep back to the flock. the candy cane is the symbol that we are our brother s keeper., he reached in again and pulled out an angel. teach the children that it was the angels that heralded the glorious news of the savior s birth. the angels sang glory to god in the highest and on earth peace to men of good will., suddenly i heard a soft tinkling sound , and from his bag he pulled out a bell. teach the children that as the lost sheep are found by the sound of the bell, it should bring mankind to the fold. the bell symbolizes guidance and return., santa looked around and was pleased. he looked back at me and i saw that the twinkle was back in his eyes. he said, remember, teach the children the true meaning of christmas and do not put me in the center for i am but a humble servant of the 1 that is, and i bow down to worship him, our lord, our god, and savior.