10932 merry christmas bars Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Merry Christmas Cookies
    margarine, brown sugar, eggs, well beaten, plain flour and
    8 More
    margarine, brown sugar, eggs, well beaten, plain flour, cinnamon, baking soda, pecans, milk, white seedless raisin, crystallized pineapple (2 red, 2 green 2, yellow ), dates, chopped, cherries (1 red, 1 green )
    1 hour 20 min, 12 ingredients
  • Merry Christmas Cookies
    shortening, brown sugar, egg, honey, flour, baking soda and
    3 More
    shortening, brown sugar, egg, honey, flour, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, ground ginger
    20 min, 9 ingredients
  • Merry Christmas Rice
    water, divided, sugar, divided and
    5 More
    water, divided, sugar, divided, fresh or frozen cranberries, quick-cooking rice, ground cinnamon, salt, apple, peeled and sliced
    5 min, 7 ingredients
  • Merry Christmas Scones
    king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, baking powder and
    10 More
    king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, cold butter, eggnog, chopped pecans, red candied cherries, quartered, green candied cherries, quartered, sugar, rum extract, heavy whipping cream
    40 min, 12 ingredients
  • Christmas Bars
    butter, sugar, egg, vanilla, cocoa, graham wafer crumbs and
    8 More
    butter, sugar, egg, vanilla, cocoa, graham wafer crumbs, coconut, chopped nuts (walnuts, hazelnuts, whatever), butter, milk, icing sugar, custard powder, semisweet chocolate, butter
    40 min, 14 ingredients
  • Christmas Ice-Cream Bombe
    mango, finely chopped, tinned pineapple chunks, drained and
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    mango, finely chopped, tinned pineapple chunks, drained, grand marnier, fresh strawberries, pureed, condensed milk, whipping cream, honey-nougat chocolate bars, chopped, unsalted pistachios, roughly chopped, extra strawberry, halved, to garnish
    20 min, 9 ingredients
  • Mini Christmas Puddings
    christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy and
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    christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy, icing sugar, egg white, dragees (silver balls)
    45 min, 5 ingredients
  • Merry Christmas Cheesecake Bars Merry Christmas Cheesecake Bars
    cold butter, brown sugar, flour, cream cheese, softened and
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    cold butter, brown sugar, flour, cream cheese, softened, sugar, egg, lemon juice, chopped pistachios, chopped sweetened dried cranberries
    45 min, 11 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Merry Cherry Bars Merry Cherry Bars
    king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, sugar and
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    king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, sugar, cold butter, brown sugar, eggs, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, chopped almonds, chopped maraschino cherries, drained, sugar, cherry juice blend, butter, softened, almond extract
    1 hour 5 min, 16 ingredients
  • Merry Christmas Tea Merry Christmas Tea
    minced fresh gingerroot and
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    minced fresh gingerroot, cinnamon sticks (3 inches), crushed, pomegranate juice, water, raspberry zinger tea bags, honey
    25 min, 6 ingredients
  • Merry Christmas Muffins Merry Christmas Muffins
    king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, sugar and
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    king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, sugar, baking soda, ground cinnamon, salt, eggs, vegetable oil, vanilla extract, grated carrots, tart apple, peeled and chopped, flaked coconut, chopped dried mixed fruit, raisins, butter, softened, cream cheese, softened, sugar, orange juice, vanilla extract, chopped candied cherries
    50 min, 20 ingredients
  • Christmas Bars Christmas Bars
    butter, chopped walnuts, graham cracker crumbs and
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    butter, chopped walnuts, graham cracker crumbs, chopped miniature chocolate coated cookie bars, candy coated milk chocolate pieces, sweetened condensed milk, coconut flakes
    20 min, 7 ingredients
  • Christmas Rice Krispies Marshmallow Balls Christmas Rice Krispies Marshmallow Balls
    crisp rice cereal (christmas colored rice krispies) and
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    crisp rice cereal (christmas colored rice krispies), marshmallows, caramel squares, eagle brand condensed milk, butter
    1 hour , 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Limas With Pesto Bulger Christmas Limas With Pesto Bulger
    vegetable broth, bulgur, sweet red pepper and
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    vegetable broth, bulgur, sweet red pepper, sliced green onion, pesto sauce, cooked christmas lima beans or 2 cups pinto beans or 2 cups cranberry beans, fresh ground pepper, toasted bread , slices
    20 min, 8 ingredients




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