36 mayonnaise coffee Recipes

when things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in the day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the two cups of coffee., a professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. when the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. he then asked the students if the jar was full. they agreed that it was., professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. he shook the jar lightly. the pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. he then asked the students again if the jar was full. they agreed it was., professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. of course, the sand filled up everything else. he asked once more if the jar was full. the students respnded witha unanimous yes, professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. the students laughed., now , said the professor as the laughter subsided, i want you to recognise that this jar represents your life. the golf balls are the important things - god, your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favourite passions - and if everything else was lost and only these remained, your life would still be full., pebbles are the other things that matter like your job , your house and your car., sand is everything else - the small stuff. if you put the sand into the jar first , there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. the same goes for life. if you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you., pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. play with your children. spend time with your parents. visit with grandparents. take time to get medical checkups. take your spouse out to dinner. play another 18. there will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. take care of the golf balls first - the things that really matter. set your priorities. the rest is just sand., students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. the professor smiled. i m glad you asked., it just goes to show that no matter how full your life may seem, there s always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.

flour, sugar, baking soda, salt, cocoa, ground ginger, molasses, strong black coffee, cooled, eggs, beaten, mayonnaise, pam cooking spray, flour

chocolate cake mix, mayonnaise, water, room temperature, instant coffee granules, eggs, cinnamon, chocolate chip

flour, sugar, baking soda, salt, cocoa powder, black coffee (liquid form), miracle whip light, vanilla, powdered sugar, salt, egg, soft margarine, cocoa powder, vanilla

mayonnaise, sour cream, chopped fresh cilantro, fresh lime juice, green onions, finely chopped, minced seeded jalapeno chile, cayenne pepper, ground beef, onion, chopped (about 1 1/4 cups), chopped fresh parsley, worcestershire sauce, chopped seeded jalapeno chile, salt, ground black pepper, cayenne pepper, light corn syrup, worcestershire sauce, ketchup, instant coffee crystals, golden brown sugar, butter, bacon slices, nonstick vegetable oil spray, hamburger buns or 3- to 4-inch square focaccia rolls, split horizontally, lettuce leaves, coarsely shredded sharp white cheddar cheese, assorted additional toppings (such as tomato and grilled onion slices)

mayonnaise, cold brewed coffee (room temp .), vanilla, flour, baking soda, cocoa powder, granulated sugar, heavy whipping cream, semisweet chocolate , cut into 1/4 inch pieces

flour, white sugar, molasses (or change sugars to 1cup white, 3/4c dark brown), cocoa powder, baking powder, baking soda, salt, mayonnaise (name brand is best in a cake), vegetable oil, very hot very strong coffee, vanilla, chocolate chips or 1/2 cup chopped candy bar, sugar, espresso or 3 tbsp very strong coffee, cocoa powder (depending on how dark chocolatey you want it), butter (preferably unsalted ), shortening, vanilla, salt (or omit and use ed butter), powdered sugar, cooled espresso or 1/3 cup strong coffee

butter, softened, mayonnaise, sugar, eggs, at room temperature, chocolate, melted and cooled, vanilla, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, milk, butter, softened, icing sugar , sifted, instant coffee , dissolved in (i use an instant espresso), boiling water, salt, boiling water, unsweetened cocoa, vanilla, chocolate shavings , for decoration

all-purpose flour, granulated sugar, dark brown sugar, unsweetened cocoa (i used hershey s), baking soda, baking powder, salt, reduced-fat mayonnaise, canola oil, hot strong brewed coffee (i used cuban coffee), vanilla extract, semisweet chocolate morsel (i used a combination of hershey s & netsle s), boiling water, instant coffee granules, marshmallow creme, frozen light whipped dessert topping, thawed, light chocolate syrup (hershey s lite syrup), almonds, toasted and chopped fine

all-purpose flour (about 9 oz), granulated sugar, dark brown sugar, unsweetened cocoa, baking soda, baking powder, salt, reduced-fat mayonnaise, canola oil, hot strong brewed coffee, vanilla extract, semisweet chocolate morsels, boiling water, instant coffee granules, marshmallow creme, light chocolate syrup (such as hershey s lite syrup)

unsweetened cocoa, flour, whole wheat pastry flour, sugar substitute, like splenda blend, baking soda, baking powder, cinnamon, salt, canola oil mayonnaise, water, strong coffee, powdered sugar, butter or 1/4-3/4 cup margarine, softened, unsweetened cocoa powder, low-fat cream cheese, block style, softened, vanilla, brewed coffee

flour, sugar, dark brown sugar, unsweetened cocoa powder, baking powder, baking soda, salt, mayonnaise, vegetable oil, hot strong brewed coffee, vanilla, semisweet chocolate chips, boiling water, instant coffee granules, marshmallow cream, cool whip frozen whipped topping, thawed

cake flour, vanilla instant pudding mix, baking powder, baking soda, kosher salt, whole eggs, vanilla extract, milk, half-and-half, butter, sugar, sour cream, mayonnaise, coffee liqueur (recommended : kahlua), mocha paste, irish cream filling, irish buttercream, chocolate pearls (recommended : verona), chocolate cigarettes, gold dust, vodka, butter, softened, high ratio shortening (recommended : sweetex), sugar , sifted, vanilla extract, lemon extract, mocha paste, cherry liqueur, irish liqueur (recommended : bailey s irish cream), coffee liqueur (recommended : kahlua), vodka, heavy cream, irish liqueur (recommended : bailey s irish cream)

kraft fat-free mayonnaise, brown sugar, splenda sugar substitute, unbleached flour, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg, baking powder, unsalted is lactose free light margarine, vanilla extract, continent light low-fat soymilk

mayonnaise , i prefer hellman s, milk , homogenized or half and half coffee cream, zesty italian salad dressing, salt, pepper, yukon gold potatoes, cooked for approximately 15-20 minutes and diced or chopped, green beans, cooked fresh and cut in pieces or canned (8 oz.) cut green beans, drained, celery rib, diced, spring onions , sliced on an angle, onion, diced, green olives, sliced (optional), lettuce leaves , i prefer boston or romaine, fresh parsley, chopped, bacon slices, cooked crisp and crumbled, i use turkey bacon but that s just me .

mayonnaise, sour cream, chopped fresh cilantro, fresh lime juice (not the bottled stuff), green onions, finely chopped, minced seeded jalapeno chile, cayenne pepper, ground beef (use sirloin), onions, chopped, chopped fresh parsley, worcestershire sauce, chopped seeded jalapeno chile, salt, ground black pepper, cayenne pepper, light corn syrup, worcestershire sauce, ketchup, instant coffee crystals, golden brown sugar, butter, bacon, nonstick vegetable oil cooking spray, hamburger buns , split horizontally or 8 square focaccia rolls, 3-4 inches, split horizontally, lettuce leaves, coarsely shredded sharp white cheddar cheese, tomato, onion, slices (grilled ), sauteed mushroom

head cauliflower, roughly chopped, hard-boiled egg whites, chilled and chopped, ranch dressing or 0.5 (1 oz) envelope dip mix, fat-free mayonnaise, nonfat sour cream, dijonnaise mustard, fat-free non-dairy liquid coffee creamer (like the 1 by coffee-mate), diced red onion, celery ribs, diced, chopped chives, seasoned rice vinegar, chopped dill, chopped parsley, salt, paprika

cake, all-purpose flour, baking soda, instant coffee granules, water, white sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, mayonnaise, unsweetened chocolate, melted, unsweetened chocolate, milk, instant coffee powder, egg, beaten, butter, sugar