34085 louise casserole praline topping Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

cheesecake, honey maid graham crumbs, chopped pecans, brown sugar, divided, granulated sugar, divided, butter, melted, canned pumpkin, eggs, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, ground ginger, philadelphia cream cheese, softened, cornstarch, praline, granulated sugar, water, chopped pecans, thawed cool whip whipped topping

eggs (or 3/4 cup egg beaters egg substitute), skim milk, texas toast thick bread, cinnamon sugar, banana, sliced thin, prepared topping (pecan praline topping, warmed and with rum addition), fat free whipped cream (cool-whip), cocoa powder (or instant espresso granules), coffee (or tea if that s their liking), orange juice (or whichever juice they prefer)

butter, softened, sugar, vanilla extract, pillsbury best all purpose flour, cream cheese, softened, sugar, vanilla extract, eggs, beaten, almond brickle chips, caramel spoonable ice cream topping (optional)

bread (1 lb, challah or portuguese sweet work well), eggs, half-and-half, milk, sugar, vanilla extract, cinnamon, nutmeg, salt, butter, softened, light brown sugar, chopped pecans, cinnamon, nutmeg

cooked mashed white potatoes (do not use mashed sweet potatoes), ham (cooked, chopped ), mayonnaise (not lowfat ), cream of mushroom soup, croutons, slightly crushed, milk, cheddar cheese (cubed ), dry breadcrumbs (for topping ), cheddar cheese, grated (for topping )

all-purpose flour, light brown sugar, chopped pecans, blue bonnet light butter, sticks (melted ), ground cinnamon, fat-free evaporated milk, egg white, vanilla extract, sweet potatoes (es), sugar

all-purpose flour, brown sugar, chopped pecans, toasted, margarine, melted, ground cinnamon, sweet potatoes, peeled and halved (about 2 1/2 lb), granulated sugar, vanilla extract, egg white, fat-free evaporated milk

light brown sugar, clear jel, instant , available through king arthur flour, salt, unsalted butter, half-and-half (or milk), light corn syrup, vanilla extract, butter pecan flavoring (or pralines & cream flavoring) (optional), coconut, shredded (sweetened or unsweetened, toasted ), pecans, chopped, toasted

reduced-fat cream-filled chocolate sandwich cookies (such as oreos), crushed (about 3 cups), carton praline and caramel low-fat ice cream (such as healthy choice), softened and divided, hot fudge topping

graham cracker crumbs, butter, melted, sugar, pecans, finely ground, cream cheese, softened, sugar, vanilla, flour, eggs, separated, caramel topping, pecans, chopped, sour cream, sugar, caramel topping, brown sugar, sugar, butter, evaporated milk, pecan halves, about

cream cheese, softened, sugar, cool whip topping, thawed, prepared graham cracker crusts, kraft caramel topping, roasted chopped pecans

nonstick baking spray with flour, butter; 1/2 cup melted and 1 cup softened, brown sugar, fuji apple, cored and thinly sliced, granny smith apple, cored and thinly sliced, granulated sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, baking powder, ground cinnamon, salt, ground nutmeg, buttermilk, caramel mousse , recipe follows, candy-coated pecans , for serving, caramel ice cream topping , for serving, unflavored gelatin, cold water, boiling water, heavy whipping cream, sugar, caramel ice cream topping

sourdough bread (thinely slice enough bread to cover top of casserole), butter (or enough to cover bread), prepared mustard, monterey jack cheese (slice 1/4-inch thick , just enough to cover top of casserole), ortega green chilies, cut into strips (again , just enough to cover casserole), bacon, crumbled (or to taste), eggs, milk

unsalted butter, at room temperature, bleached all-purpose flour, sugar, eggs, pure vanilla extract, unsweetened cocoa powder, baking powder, salt, recipe vanilla-praline ice cream , recipe follows, peanut butter and chocolate pralines, recipe follows, milk, heavy cream, sugar, vanilla bean, split and scraped, egg yolks, peanut butter and chocolate pralines (recipe follows), crumbled, light brown sugar (about 3 firmly packed cups), evaporated milk, salt, unsalted butter, creamy peanut butter, unsweetened cocoa powder, pecan pieces

into a 9x9 casserole , place, whole, fire-roasted green chiles (drained , and split open), spread over chiles, grated cheese (i like a cheddar/jack blend), beat together, eggs, flour, evaporated milk, pour egg-milk mixture over cheese mixture ., add on top, whole kernel corn (drained ), make topping by mixing, dry jiffy cornbread mix, butter, softened, egg

sweet potatoes , scrubbed, butter, melted, sugar, brown sugar, salt, vanilla, cinnamon, eggs, milk, brown sugar, pecans, chopped, flour, butter, melted