18 lemon fail Recipes

egg yolks, sugar, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, vanilla, lemon juice, room temperature water, grated lemons (optional) or 1 -2 tbsp orange zest (optional), egg whites, room temperature, cream of tartar

okay , so all i had left in the freezer was a small thing of beef and a box of peas. so i tried to use a side dish i had in my cookbook that i ve never tried before, and incorperate the ingredients i had into it somehow. the result was downright disasterous. but i m going to give you guys the original recipe, and then tell you exactly what i did to screw it up., seedless cucumbers (plastic wrapped), peeled, unsalted butter or margarine, chopped fresh mint, salt, black pepper, grated fresh lemon zest, fresh lemon juice

oranges (or any combination) or 6 grapefruits (or any combination) or 6 lemons (or any combination), sugar

egg, cayenne pepper (more or less to taste), dry mustard, salt, white sugar, fresh squeezed lemon juice, vegetable oil

baked and cooled 9 inch pie shell (my butter pie crust kittencal s no-fail buttery flaky pie pastry/crust works great!), sugar, cornstarch, cold water, freshly-squeezed lemon juice (if you like an extreme lemon taste then add in a couple more tbsp lemon juice), egg yolks, lemon extract, drops yellow food coloring (optional but looks better !), vinegar, butter, cornstarch, cold water, boiling water, egg whites, sugar, vanilla, salt

plain sweet biscuits, butter, gelatin, cold water, sweetened condensed milk, cream cheese, crushed pineapple, drained. use canned, lemon rind, grated, lemon juice

flour, salt, baking soda, lard, brand of your choice, whole egg, lemon juice , and add enough water to make for 1 cup of liquid (i use realemon)

butter, softened, sugar, eggs, cake flour, milk, lemon extract, vanilla ice cream, berries, for garnish, special equipment : a 10-inch bundt pan, greased and floured

ground chicken breast, garkic finely chopped, onion, grated, flat leaf parsley, finely chopped, blue cheese, crumbled, poultry seasoning, lemon , zest and juice, salt & freshly ground black pepper, flour (for dredging), artisan bread , such as granary bread, olive oil, leaf lettuce and tomato, blue cheese (to garnish )

white fish (cod, haddock, tilapia, etc.), flour , for dusting, oil (for frying ), milk (use more if neccesary), butter, active dry yeast or 1 tsp fresh yeast, sugar, bread flour , 1/2 cup regular flour (or all bread, or all regular), lemon juice, cornstarch, salt, pepper, cayenne, chili powder, celery salt, onion powder, garlic powder, oil (for frying ), potatoes (your choice , i reccomend long white, or baking potatoes), salt

butter, softened, sugar, eggs, cake flour, milk, lemon extract, vanilla ice cream, berries, for garnish

butter, egg yolks, salt, sugar, tabasco sauce, dry mustard, lemon juice

worcestershire sauce, anchovy fillets, vinegar (tarragon, wine etc), tabasco sauce (to taste), fresh ground pepper (to taste), bacon, heads romaine lettuce, garlic cloves, egg, lemon juice, dry mustard, grated parmesan cheese, milk, favorite wine

black beans rinsed and drained, tomatoes diced, red bell pepper chopped, sweet onion chopped, garlic chopped, uncooked white rice prepared according to box, olive oil, cayenne pepper sauce, cumin, plantains peeled and thinly sliced, olive oil, lemon juice, cinnamon, cumin