119682 holiday chicken christmas Recipes

butter, softened, snack rye bread, snack pumpernickel bread, deli ham salad, chopped celery, worcestershire sauce, deli chicken salad, diced peeled apple, sour cream, christmas bow , optional

skinless, boneless chicken breast halves - diced, condensed cream of mushroom soup, condensed cream of chicken soup, onion, finely chopped, chicken broth, potatoes, peeled and diced, carrots, peeled and sliced, frozen sweet peas, thawed, margarine, all-purpose flour, milk

mayonnaise, paprika, seasoned salt, freshly ground black pepper to taste, craisins, chopped celery, green onions, sliced, chopped pecans, chopped cashews, cooked chicken

chopped cooked chicken breasts, fat-free mayonnaise, paprika, dried cranberries, chopped celery, green onions (chopped ), minced green bell pepper, chopped pecans, seasoning salt, ground black pepper

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

olive oil or 1 tsp vegetable oil, boneless skinless chicken breasts, chopped in 1 inch pieces or 4 cups boneless skinless chicken thighs, cubed into 1 inch pieces, onion, sliced, green bell peppers, diced, red bell pepper, diced, garlic cloves, chopped, bay leaf, garlic powder, cumin, dried oregano, no-salt-added tomato sauce (you can also use 2 15 oz. cans and 1 8 oz. can), water, fresh lemon juice, celery, chopped

chunk chicken, drained (or equivalent rotisserie or freshly-cooked, chopped chicken), cream cheese, softened, ranch dressing , or blue cheese dressing, red hot sauce , plus or minus to taste, we like more. we used louisiana hot sauce, shredded cheddar cheese, i am thinking of adding, bacon , crisped and crumbled, maybe red peppers for color

chicken, sausages (chipolatas, these are frankfurter length ), streaky bacon, prepared stuffing (sage & onion sage and onion stuffing for roast chicken)

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

chicken breasts, drained, dried cranberries, mayonnaise or 1 cup yogurt, chopped celery, chopped pecans or 1 cup walnuts, minced bell pepper, sliced green onions, paprika, pepper

boneless skinless chicken breast, cream of chicken soup, chicken broth , and, milk, shredded cheddar cheese (or more... add to taste), crescent rolls

boneless skinless chicken breast half, garlic salt, butter or 2 tbsp margarine, shallots, chopped, onion, minced, fresh mushrooms, sliced, frozen puff pastry, thawed, milk, dry sherry, grated parmesan cheese, salt, pepper, frozen puff pastry, thawed, sliced swiss cheese (12 slices), sliced country ham (12 slices), egg white, lightly beaten, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, melted, dijon mustard, poppy seed, lemon juice

cubed, cooked chicken meat, mayonnaise, paprika, dried cranberries, chopped celery, green onions, chopped, minced green bell pepper, chopped pecans, seasoning salt, ground black pepper to taste

skinned and boned chicken breast halves, garlic salt, butter or margarine, shallots, chopped, onion, minced, fresh mushrooms, sliced, cream cheese, softened, milk, dry sherry, grated parmesan cheese, salt, pepper, frozen puff pastry, thawed, swiss cheese slices, country ham slices, egg white, lightly beaten, butter or margarine, melted, dijon mustard, poppy seeds, lemon juice

holiday dry rub, salt, chili powder, sugar, ground cinnamon

chicken pieces or two whole fryers, oysters, with liquid, fresh okra, sliced, celery, minced, onion, minced, green onions, minced, chicken broth, dark roux, file, salt and pepper, to taste

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy