801 hole friendly Recipes

when things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in the day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the two cups of coffee., a professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. when the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. he then asked the students if the jar was full. they agreed that it was., professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. he shook the jar lightly. the pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. he then asked the students again if the jar was full. they agreed it was., professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. of course, the sand filled up everything else. he asked once more if the jar was full. the students respnded witha unanimous yes, professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. the students laughed., now , said the professor as the laughter subsided, i want you to recognise that this jar represents your life. the golf balls are the important things - god, your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favourite passions - and if everything else was lost and only these remained, your life would still be full., pebbles are the other things that matter like your job , your house and your car., sand is everything else - the small stuff. if you put the sand into the jar first , there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. the same goes for life. if you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you., pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. play with your children. spend time with your parents. visit with grandparents. take time to get medical checkups. take your spouse out to dinner. play another 18. there will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. take care of the golf balls first - the things that really matter. set your priorities. the rest is just sand., students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. the professor smiled. i m glad you asked., it just goes to show that no matter how full your life may seem, there s always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.

all-purpose flour, dried savory, salt, milk, eggs, pork sausage links

bacon grease, bread, egg, salt and ground black pepper to taste

colored candy coating melts, divided, plain doughnut holes, lollipop sticks, multicolored candy sprinkles (jimmies), as desired

links pork sausage, vegetable oil, all-purpose flour, eggs, milk, salt and pepper to taste

dried great northern beans, salt pork, onions, molasses, black pepper, dry hot mustard, butter

olive oil, links pork sausage, all-purpose flour, eggs, milk, cold water, salt and pepper to taste

mushrooms, finely chopped, chopped shallot, unsalted butter, salt, black pepper, creme fraiche or sour cream, chopped fresh tarragon, black forest or virginia ham (without holes; 10 oz), eggs, garnish: fresh tarragon leaves, buttered brioche or challah toast

flour, sugar, baking soda, salt, baking cocoa, oil, cold water, white vinegar, vanilla, powdered sugar (optional), baking cocoa (optional), decaf instant coffee (optional), milk , of choice (works with regular, soy or rice or whatever) (optional), almond extract (i usually use almond, but have tried & like coconut, orig. glaze recipe calls for peppermint) (optional)

golden mushroom soup, green giant sliced mushrooms, worcestershire sauce, processed swiss cheese (no holes), hamburger patty, accent seasoning, seasoned salt, ground pepper

kit carson s last words were , i wish i had time for 1 more bowl of chili. he had the right idea - you shouldn tsp take anything too seriously, except maybe chili. chili was given to us by the gods especially to go with good music, good friends, good beer, and good times. if this recipe doesn tsp do that for you, then you don tsp have a pulse., pack of corona beer, chilled, tri-tip roast, cut into 1/2 cubes, ground chuck, dried mexican oregano, chili powder, ground cumin, paprika, vidalia onions, diced, garlic, minced, red bell pepper, diced, chipotle peppers in adobo sauce, diced (about 4-5), jalapeno pepper, seeded and diced, diced green chiles, crushed tomatoes, brown sugar, balsamic vinegar, masa harina, salt and pepper to taste, sour cream, your favorite salsa

all-purpose flour, white sugar, baking soda, unsweetened cocoa powder, water, vegetable oil, white vinegar, vanilla extract, almond extract

spiced sugar, sugar, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, doughnuts, all purpose flour, baking powder, salt, ground cinnamon, ground ginger, baking soda, ground nutmeg, sugar, unsalted butter, room temperature, egg, egg yolks, vanilla extract, buttermilk, buttermilk, canned pure pumpkin, canola oil (for deep-frying ), powdered sugar glaze, powdered sugar, whipping cream

bisquick reduced-fat baking mix, bisquick reduced-fat baking mix, splenda no calorie, ground cinnamon, egg, skim milk, vanilla extract, splenda no calorie, ground cinnamon

star anise, fennel seed, pasilla chiles, seeded, beef brisket , trimmed of excess fat and silver skin, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, boiling water, sherry vinegar, extra-virgin olive oil, onion, cut into fine dice, ripe tomatoes , grated on the largest holes of a box grater, or 1 (14-oz) can canned crushed tomatoes with juice, chicken stock

head napa cabbage (about 2 1/2 lb), carrots , grated on the large holes, jicama (about 1 1/2 lb), peeled and cut into large matchsticks, chopped green onions, white part only, granny smith apples, peeled, cored , and cut into large matchsticks, dried currants or dried cranberries, garlic, minced (about 1 tbsp), freshly squeezed lime juice (about 1 medium lime), honey, canola oil, dijon mustard, white balsamic vinegar, mayonnaise, fennel seeds

sugar, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, all purpose flour, baking powder, salt, ground cinnamon, ground ginger, baking soda, ground nutmeg, sugar, unsalted butter, room temperature, egg, egg yolks, vanilla extract, buttermilk, canned pure pumpkin, canola oil (for deep-frying ), powdered sugar, whipping cream