30 hands off Recipes

pre-cooked kielbasa (or hot links if you are feeling sassy! also, cocktail wieners are very good.), onion, sliced, water, brown sugar, white vinegar, crushed red pepper flakes, pickling spices

pick the rice carefully , and wash it. through two or three cold waters till it is quite clean., then (having drained off all the water through a colander) put the rice into a pot of boiling water, with a very little salt, allowing as much as a quart of water to a half a pint of rice; boil it twenty minutes of more., then pour off the water , draining the rice as dry as possible., lastly , set it on hot coals (or on the stove if you have no hot coals)with the lid off, that the steam may not condense upon it and render the rice watery., keep it dry thus for a quarter of an hour., put it into a deep dish , and loosen and toss it up from the bottom with two forks, 1 in each hand, so that the grains may appear to stand alone.

grill seasoning (recommended: montreal seasoning by mccormick ) 3 palm fulls, ground cumin , a palm full, smoked sweet paprika , a palm full, coriander , a palm full, fresh thyme leaves, 8 sprigs, stripped off stems, cilantro leaves, 2 handfuls or 1/2 cup basil leaves, loosely packed flat-leaf parsley, 4 handfuls, shelled natural pistachios, extra-virgin olive oil , for generous drizzling, boneless halved turkey breasts , about 3 lb each, butter, divided, fresh or dried bay leaf, ribs celery from the heart , shopped with greens, mcintosh apples, seeded and chopped, onions, chopped, divided, zucchini, chopped, salt and pepper, pumpkin muffins, crumbled, sunflower seeds, poultry seasoning, chicken stock, divided, slightly rounded tbsp all-purpose flour, chipotles in adobo, finely chopped , plus 2 to 3 tablespoonfuls adobo sauce

stalks lemongrass, trimmed and sliced, fresh ginger, handful fresh thyme sprigs, handful fresh marjoram sprigs, dried bay leaves, whole allspice, fennel seeds, juniper berries, soup base, chopped peeled carrots, chopped peeled parsnips, chopped fennel, chopped celery, chopped onion, chopped tart apple, chopped peeled russet potatoes, juice and zest of 1/2 lemon, kosher salt, off-dry riesling wine, vegetable broth, peppery , top-quality extra-virgin olive oil, toasted cumin oil, pickled celery, sliced chives, microgreens * or 2 green onions, cut into 2-in.-long slivers

did you know, budweiser beer conditions the hair, pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish, cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes, mayonnaise will kill lice , it will also condition your hair, glue - paint on your face , allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any., shiny hair - use brewed lipton tea, sunburn - empty a large jar of nestea into your bath water, minor burn - colgate or crest toothpaste, burn your tongue put sugar on it, arthritis wd-40 spray and rub in , kill insect stings too, bee stings - meat tenderizer, chigger bite - preparation h, puffy eyes - preparation h, paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals), stinky feet - jello, athletes feet - cornstarch, fungus on toenails or fingernails - vicks vapor rub, kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (wow, and we drink this stuff), kool aid can be used as a dye in paint also kool aid in dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint , your kids will love it and it won tsp hurt them if they eat it, peanut butter - will get scratches out of cd s! wipe off with a coffee filter paper, sticking bicycle chain - pam no-stick cooking spray, pam will also remove paint , and grease from your hands! keep a can in your garage for your hubby, peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls, when the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn starch and watch them slide on, heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar, body paint - crisco mixed with food coloring. heat the crisco in the microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food color of your choice, tie dye tsp-shirt - mix a solution of kool aid in a container, tie a rubber band around a section of the tsp-shirt and soak, preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and cup of milk of magnesia , soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many years, a slinky will hold toast and cd s, keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with colgate toothpaste, wine stains , pour on the morton salt and watch it absorb into the salt., wax - take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain, it will absorb into the towel., labels off glassware etc. rub with peanut butter, baked on food - fill container with water, get a bounce paper softener and the static from the bounce towel will cause the baked on food to adhere to it. soak overnight. also; you can use 2 efferdent tablets , soak overnight, crayon on the wall - colgate toothpaste and brush it, dirty grout - listerine, stains on clothes - colgate toothpaste, grass stains - karo syrup, grease stains - coca cola , it will also remove grease stains from the driveway overnight. we know it will take corrosion from car batteries, fleas in your carpet 20 mule team borax- sprinkle and let stand for 24 hours. maybe this will work if you get them back again., keep fresh flowers longer add a little clorox , or 2 bayer aspirin , or just use 7-up instead of water., when you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered which is the freshest, so you squeeze for freshness or softness did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week monday, tuesday, thursday, friday and saturday. each day has a different color twist tie., are, monday = blue, tuesday = green, thursday = red, friday = white, saturday = yellow ., if today was thursday , you would want red twist tie; not white which is fridays (almost a week old)! the colors go alphabetically by color blue- green - red - white - yellow, monday through saturday. very easy to remember. i thought this was interesting. i looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers do have different twist ties, and even the ones with the plastic clips have different colors. you learn something new everyday! enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread with the right color on the day you are shopping., forget gatorade for migraine headaches. powerade won tsp work.

whole-wheat wrap (11 to 12 inches), or 2 smaller wraps (8 inches), or a 12-by 9-inch rectangular lavosh, mayonnaise, lightly packed handful rinsed baby spinach leaves, dried cranberries, carrots, ends cut off, peeled and coarsely shredded, swiss cheese , such as jarlsburg (2 oz), store-bought roasted turkey breast (2 oz)

zucchini (large, chopped into 1/2-inch chunks or sliced , it doesn tsp matter), onions (cut into 1/8ths), carrots, sliced, stalks celery, sliced, garlic (top sliced off to expose cloves), bell peppers, any color, quartered, olive oil (or as desired), diced tomatoes (you may use 8 small or 4 large fresh tomatoes), chicken broth, white wine, whipping cream (optioinal), sweet basil , a large handful, salt, pepper, parmesan cheese (grated or sliced on top )

frozen chopped spinach, thawed and sqeezed dry, dry alfredo sauce mix, milk, garlic, minced, sour cream, tortilla chips, water-packed artichoke hearts, drained and chopped (optional), roma tomato, diced (for garnishing) (optional)

zucchini, chicken broth, butter, onion, chopped (about 1/2 cup), mahatma extra long grain enriched white rice, carrots, shredded, freshly grated parmesan cheese, chopped fresh oregano, grated lemon rind, lemon juice, garnishes: oregano sprig, grated lemon rind

packaged rice noodles , wide width, fresh lime juice, water, fish sauce, low sodium soy sauce, light coconut milk, sesame oil, reduced-fat peanut butter , crunchy-variety, light brown sugar , unpacked, garlic, minced, jalapeno peppers (do not touch seeds with bare hands) or 2 tbsp serrano chilies, minced (do not touch seeds with bare hands), lemongrass, minced, shallots, peeled and thinly sliced, fresh cilantro leaves , picked off the stem and washed, fresh mint leaves, fresh , picked off the stem and washed, fresh basil leaves, washed and torn, green cabbage, shredded, red cabbage, shredded, carrot, shredded, frozen shrimp, peeled , precooked, thawed and cut in half lengthwise, scallions , thinly sliced on a diagonal

canola oil or olive oil, onion, chopped, carrot, peeled and chopped, stalk celery, chopped, link chorizo sausage or 1 -2 link italian sausage or 1/4 lb ground turkey, green onions, chopped, garlic cloves, crushed, ground cumin, corn (fresh , scraped off the cob, frozen, or canned), black beans (cooked or 1/2 of a 19 oz can), yukon gold potatoes (or a handful of baby new potatoes halved) or 1 red potatoes (or a handful of baby new potatoes halved), chicken stock, half-and-half or 1 cup or 14 oz coconut milk

boneless pork chops , cut into bite sized pieces (i like long skinny ones), water chestnuts, sliced, bamboo shoots, chili paste with garlic ((usually available in supermarkets in the asian section. definitely available in an asian market), baby corn, green onion, diced (scallions), fresh green beans , snap ends off ((a handful, if not in season try broccoli, frozen vegetables are a no-no), cornstarch, chicken broth, rice wine (mirin) (optional)

chuck steak or buffalo meat, cut into small cubes, ground chuck, olive oil, peeled whole tomatoes (hand crushed with juice added), chopped yellow onions, fresh minced garlic, ears of corn - kernels scraped off or 1 box frozen white corn, chopped green chiles, red kidney beans, molasses, garlic salt, chili powder, brown sugar, ground cumin, be purred in a blender or added straight to the pot if you chop the jalapeno and poblano chiles), water, gin, poblano chiles in adobo sauce, fresh jalopenos, ground black pepper

fresh broccoli, stems cut off, red onion diced, handful slivered almonds, handful craisins, dressing, mayonnaise, sugar, lemon juice

wild mixed mushrooms (i would probably buy around 14 oz (400 grams) mushrooms, as you have to trim a bit off), olive oil, garlic, finely chopped, dried red chiles, pounded or very finely chopped, salt and freshly ground black pepper, lemon, juiced, dried spaghetti, a small handful grated parmesan, handful fresh parsley, roughly chopped, unsalted butter

chicken stock (*alternatively you can make your own stock from the unused turkey parts ), wild rice, butter (1 tbsp for rice and 3 tbsp for sauteing), sausage, casing removed, granny smith apples, peeled, cored and small diced, white onion, chopped, olive oil , if needed (approximately as needed to keep the pan oiled), liver , blood vessels removed (we used rabbit for the episode, but you can use turkey and/or chicken s), stalks celery, roughly chopped, chopped fresh thyme leaves (from about 5 or 6 large sprigs), fresh sage leaves, minced, chopped fresh marjoram leaves (from about 5 or 6 large sprigs), chopped fresh parsley leaves, salt and pepper, eggs, beaten, olive oil, fresh marjoram, leaves stripped from the stems, anise seed, fresh parsley leaves cut off (and stems reserved for the gravy - below), salt, black pepper, turkey , breast and legs cut away from bones and tendons removed and soaked in cold water with kosher salt (buy the breast and legs pre-boned or ask your butcher to do it), olive oil, garlic, lightly crushed with the side of a knife blade, then minced, shallot, minced, sage leaves, minced, bay leaf, ale (such as samuel adams boston lager), chicken stock (or turkey stock you have made), butter (1 stick or 8 tbsp), all-purpose flour, salt and freshly ground black pepper, special equipment : kitchen twine, leftover turkey parts, water, quartered onion, carrot, cut into chunks, celery stalk, cut into chunks, salt, peppercorns, sachet d epices containing : 1 handful parsley stems, a bay leaf, and 5 or 6 thyme sprigs

enough bell peppers for the family (4 to 5), tops off and seeded, black beans, rinsed/drained, diced tomatoes (for extra kick, use ro-tel), cooked rice, handful of walnuts, chopped, cumin, garlic, chopped, onion, chopped, bacon, cooked and crumbled, salt, pepper (to taste), your favorite kind of salty grated cheese for the top