2905 grandma louise praline Recipes

praline topping, butter , cut into pieces, flour, light brown sugar, chopped pecans, muffin batter, whole wheat flour, all purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, pumpkin pie spice, salt, canned pumpkin, unsulfured molasses, canola oil, eggs, milk, vanilla extract

chopped pecans, butter, softened, cream cheese, softened, dark brown sugar, eggs, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, sour cream, vanilla extract, praline icing (recipe to follow), sugared pecans

chopped pecans, butter, softened, cream cheese, softened, dark brown sugar, eggs, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, sour cream, vanilla extract, praline icing, sugared pecans

chopped praline pecans, recipe sour cream-pecan cake batter

crushed shortbread cookies (about 28 cookies), butter or margarine, melted, pralines, coarsely crumbled, cream cheese, softened, sugar, all-purpose flour, vanilla extract, eggs, egg yolks, whipping cream, grated lemon rind, sour cream, sugar

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

butter, plus more for pan, pastry flour, baking powder, cold eggs, vanilla extract, water, sugar, semisweet chocolate, cut into chunks, chopped pralines, chocolate chips, light brown sugar, butter, evaporated milk, pecans

store-bought soft ladyfingers, milk, unflavored gelatin (about 2 1/2 tsp), almond or walnut liqueur, heavy cream, vanilla extract, crumbled pralines , recipe follows, butterscotch sauce , recipe follows, sugar, water, heavy cream, butter, light brown sugar, granulated sugar, heavy cream, unsalted butter, water, pecan halves

butter, cut into cubes and softened, sugar, eggs, separated, vanilla extract, flour, baking powder, salt, grated lemon zest, crumbled pralines, dark rum, recipe courtesy of emeril lagasse, light brown sugar, salt, evaporated milk, butter, chopped pecans

butter ) minus 1 heaping tbsp, cut into chips and softened, sugar (about 2 1/2 cups), eggs, separated, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour (about 3 1/2 cups), baking powder, salt, grated lemon zest, crumbled creamy pralines , recipe follows, dark rum, granulated sugar, light brown sugar, light corn syrup, butter, salt, sweetened condensed milk, vanilla extract, pecan pieces

squash, acorn squash, all-purpose flour, butter, salt, eggs, chopped pecans, praline sauce, butter, light brown sugar, heavy cream

margarine or butter, unsweetened chocolate, semisweet chocolate, sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, salt, all-purpose flour, pecans, toasted and coarsely chopped, praline topping, margarine or butter, light brown sugar, bourbon , or, in place of , substitute 1 tablespoon vanilla extract and 2 tbsp water, per recipe, sugar

graham cracker and pecan crust, toasted pecans, graham cracker crumbs, dark brown sugar, ground cinnamon, ground allspice, melted unsalted butter, eggs, lightly beaten, granulated sugar, brown sugar, salt, nutmeg, ground cinnamon, ground allspice, heavy cream, butter, mashed sweet potatoes, praline topping, butter, sugar, egg, chopped pecans, syrup, salt, grated orange peel, ground cinnamon

reduced-fat gingersnap cookie crumbs (about 25 cookies), reduced-calorie margarine, melted, low-fat praline and caramel ice cream, softened, commercial fat-free brownies , cut into cubes, chopped pecans, toasted, fat-free caramel-flavored syrup, praline liqueur

shortening, sugar, egg, cake flour, baking powder, salt, milk, vanilla extract, praline glaze

unsalted butter, at room temperature, bleached all-purpose flour, sugar, eggs, pure vanilla extract, unsweetened cocoa powder, baking powder, salt, recipe vanilla-praline ice cream , recipe follows, peanut butter and chocolate pralines, recipe follows, milk, heavy cream, sugar, vanilla bean, split and scraped, egg yolks, peanut butter and chocolate pralines (recipe follows), crumbled, light brown sugar (about 3 firmly packed cups), evaporated milk, salt, unsalted butter, creamy peanut butter, unsweetened cocoa powder, pecan pieces

whole milk, heavy cream, sugar, semi-sweet chocolate, melted, egg yolks, beaten, recipe of peanut butter and chocolate pralines (recipe from above), loaves chocolate pound cake, store-bought , cut into 1/4-inch slices

waffles, biscuit mix, egg, oil, club soda, hormel real bacon bits (tastes like fresh bacon and are always soft), french pecan-praline cream topping, cool whip dessert topping, pecan-praline liquid mix, powdered sugar, pan-fried apples and bananas, apple, cored and sliced into rings, banana , sliced middle to tip, maple peach syrup, maple syrup, peach jam