62 funny yard Recipes

yards of large sausage casing, about 2 to 3 inches wide, lean pork meat, pork fat, minced garlic, salt, freshly ground black pepper, cayenne pepper, dried thyme, ground paprika, crushed bay leaf, dried sage, hickory-flavored liquid smoke

chicken , 3 1/2 to 4 lb, vegetable oil , to coat chicken before applying rub, bottled dark beer, wood chips or chunks (preferably hickory or cherry), soaked for 1 hour in water and/or beer to cover, then drained, clean empty 12oz beer or soda can or vertical chicken roaster, onion or potato (see cook s notes), marinade/brine, your fav dark beer, dijon mustard, soy sauce, fresh lemon juice, onion, chopped fine, garlic, crushed, your fav hot sauce, course salt (kosher or sea), fresh ground black pepper, paprika, dry mustard, course salt (kosher or sea), fresh ground black pepper, ground cumin, celery seed, ground nutmeg, dark beer bbq sauce, butter, bacon, minced, onion, finely chopped or grated, dark beer, ketchup, water, dark brown sugar, dijon mustard, worcestershire sauce, fresh lemon juice, hot sauce, liquid smoke, coarse salt to taste, freshly cracked pepper to taste

crumbled firm silken tofu, vanilla protein powder, pure maple syrup, canola oil (not olive oil tastes funny) or 2 tsp hazelnut oil (not olive oil tastes funny) or 2 tsp walnut oil (not olive oil tastes funny), vanilla extract

white sugar, cocoa powder, water, vanilla extract, unbaked pie crusts, all-purpose flour, baking powder, white sugar, butter, vanilla extract, eggs, milk

original chewy caramels , unwrapped, original caramel chocolates milk , unwrapped, dark chocolate, popsicle sticks, granny smith apples, assorted candies and caramel corn, evaporated milk

butter or 3 tbsp margarine, marshmallows, rice krispies cereal, canned frosting or decorating gel, assorted candy

all purpose flour, baking powder, salt, vanilla sugar, sugar (very generous), pure vanilla extract, coconut extract, eggs, room temp, heavy cream, havana club dark reserve rum, butter, melted and cooled, generous ) coconut plus an extra little handful of toasted coconut, water, sugar, dark havana club reserve rum, if you re wondering why the measurements are a little funny it s because among the other changes i made to dorie s recipe, i also halved it.)

sugar, divided, baking cocoa, milk, divided, unbaked pastry shells (9 inches), king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, egg, shortening, vanilla extract, cream , optional

hot dogs, hot dog buns, grated tasty cheese, chopped dill pickles, chopped pineapple, bacon , diced, onion, finely chopped, yellow mustard

apples , 2 1/2 inches in diameter, lemon juice or lemon-lime soda pop, wire racks, spray varnish , if desired, cinnamon sticks, 10 inches long, cinnamon sticks, ribbon , 2 yards, glue gun and glue stick, silk leaves

peeled and thinly grated unripe papayas (i prefer to slice the papaya into long paper thin slices), peeled garlic, green green bird s eye chilies, french beans or 30 g the asian yard long beans, cut to to 2 cm pieces, dried shrimp, palm sugar, fish sauce, lime juice (you can use lemon juice), tomatoes, quartered, roasted peanuts, lettuce leaf (to garnish ), coriander leaves (to garnish , you can use mint leaves instead)

unsliced french bread, lean ground beef, tomato paste, sliced green onion, chopped pitted ripe olives, water, salt, oregano, ground black pepper, grated parmesan cheese, tomatoes, sliced, green sweet pepper, sliced into rings, shredded pizza cheese, blend

guava juice (such as kerns juice or nectar), lemon juice (freshly squeezed ), silver tequila, triple sec, grenadine, ice cube , for shaking, lemon slice (to garnish ), coarse salt, for rimming the glass (optional)

almonds (or 1/2 cup almond butter), peanut oil, dried anaheim chiles (stemmed, seeded and chopped ), sweet onion, chopped, garlic cloves, crushed, chipotle chile in adobo , from a can, crushed tomatoes, sugar, cumin, salt, corn tortillas , torn into smallish pieces, vegetable broth, white wine vinegar, poultry, cooked and cut into pieces (yard bird, chicken, turkey... whatever), cilantro

yard-long beans, fresh udon or fresh shanghai (about 1/4 in. thick) noodles, salad oil, sesame seed, minced fresh ginger, minced garlic, minced fresh red jalapeno or serrano chili (or 1/4 to 1/2 tsp hot chili flakes), rice vinegar, soy sauce, sugar

shredded hash brown, eggs, sausage, cooked, onion, chopped, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, seasoning salt and pepper, bell pepper , optional

thai flat rice noodles, vegetable oil, minced garlic, yard-long beans (chinese long beans) or 8 oz regular green beans, cut into 2-in . pieces, boneless skinless chicken breast halves (1 lb. total ), thai or vietnamese fish sauce (nuoc mam or nam pla), reduced-sodium chicken broth, sugar, minced fresh ginger, fresh lime juice, chopped fresh basil leaf, divided, chopped fresh mint leaves, divided, chopped green onion, divided