925 funny family Recipes

butter, softened, shortening, water, flour, baking powder (not baking soda), salt, cinnamon, slightly rounded, oatmeal, light brown sugar (not packed), granulated sugar, eggs, honey, vanilla, chopped dried apricots, chopped pecans

zucchini (unpeeled & shredded ), mushroom, coarsely chopped, onions, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, vegetable oil, diced tomatoes, undrained, water, tomato paste, pepper , to taste, sugar , if needed, lasagna noodles, part-skim cottage cheese, part-skim mozzarella cheese, shredded, egg, lightly beaten (optional), parmesan cheese, freshly grated

egg noodles , the best brand you can buy, olive oil, onion, chopped, stalk celery, chopped (including leaves), red pepper flakes, lean ground beef (the leaner the better), fresh parsley, minced, fresh oregano, minced, frozen peas and carrot, thawed, mild paprika, garlic powder, salt & pepper, fat-free beef gravy

eggs, shredded cheddar cheese, salt, cracked black pepper, frozen chopped broccoli, thawed and drained, onion , chpped, diced roasted red pepper, non stick corn cooking spray (corn oil can be substituted with other type)

family-size tea bags (i know some people prefer 1 brand over the other, so you can decide which you prefer), sugar or 1 1/4 cups splenda substitute (or /splenda mix), water , to fill container, lemon wedge, for garnish

family size bag fresh baby spinach, red seedless grapes, cut in half, walnuts, feta cheese, poppy seed dressing (i used marie s)

ground beef, chopped onion (sometimes i use slightly more), tomato juice, brown sugar, vinegar, salt, oregano, marjoram, garlic powder, cornstarch, water, lasagna noodles, cottage cheese, shredded mozzarella cheese (i have always used the mozzarella) or 2 cups swiss cheese (i have always used the mozzarella), parsley flakes (i substitute fresh parsley when i have it), parmesan cheese

milk, garlic clove, smashed (optional), monterey jack cheese, coarsely grated, flour

family size tea bag, boiling water to steep tea, frozen concentrated lemonade, sugar or 1 cup splenda substitute, almond extract

lean ground beef, chopped onion, peeled diced potatoes, sliced celery, frozen mixed vegetables, water, beef bouillon cubes, crushed, beef broth, diced tomatoes, undrained, worcestershire sauce

pot roast, condensed cream of mushroom soup, dry onion soup mix (lipton ), water

ground chicken, onion (chopped ), garlic pepper seasoning, instant rice, frozen mixed vegetables, cream of chicken soup (or mushroom soup), water

brown sugar, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, melted, ground cinnamon, eggs, lightly beaten, milk, texas toast , cut into 1 ",slices, sugar

family-size tea bags, boiling water, cinnamon sticks, broken in pieces, opal basil, chopped, orange , juice of, lemon , juice of, sugar, orange slice, studded with, lemon slice, studded with

all-purpose flour , plus, more all-purpose flour , for dusting, salt, unsalted butter, cold and cut into small chunks, ice water , plus, more ice water , if needed, chicken broth or 8 cups turkey broth, leftover cooked turkey or 8 cups cooked chicken, cut in small chunks, unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, sea salt, fresh ground black pepper, boiled carrots , cut in 1/2 inch circles (i cooked carrots and onions separately and added defrosted corn.), sweet peas , defrosted, garlic clove, chopped, dried thyme, lemon , juice of, egg, mixed with, water , for egg wash for top of pastry

yellow cake mix, eggs (or as called for by your cake mix), oil (or as called for by your cake mix), water (or as called for by your cake mix), milky way bars, divided, sweetened condensed milk, milky way ice cream topping

tomato paste, warm water (110 degrees f/45 degrees cup), parmesan cheese, grated, garlic, minced, honey, anchovy paste (optional, left out ), onion powder, dried oregano, dried marjoram, dried basil, ground black pepper, cayenne pepper, dried red pepper flakes, salt

uncooked yolk-free wide egg noodles, water, boneless skinless chicken breast, chopped onions, chopped celery, salt, dried thyme leaves, bay leaf, white pepper, reduced-sodium cream of chicken soup, fat-free buttermilk