27 fried eggs for four Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

salt (omit if there is in the seasoning mix), white wine, venison sausage (substitute breakfast sausage meat), ground beef, cooked rice, garlic, minced, egg, beaten, minced fresh parsley leaves, cayenne pepper, ground cumin, oil, for frying, green bell peppers (four lobes preferred)

meal 1: leftover rice salad, leftover white rice, chopped carrot, chopped celery, chopped red pepper, sliced, cooked green beans, vinaigrette, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, meal two : leftover fried rice, canola oil, chopped onions, garlic, chopped, chopped cabbage, leftover rice salad , recipe above, soy sauce, scallions, sliced thinly, meal three : leftover risotto, leftover fried rice , recipe above, white wine, chicken stock, chopped shrimp, chopped mushrooms, heavy cream, freshly grated parmesan, unsalted butter, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, meal four : leftover rice cakes, egg, beaten, leftover risotto , recipe above, bread crumbs , plus more as needed, olive oil, chopped chives, for garnish

two cups warm water, four cups white flour, baking powder ., half a cup sugar ., salt ., two tbsp butter or margarine, quarter cup warm milk, corn oil for deep-frying .

canola oil, for frying, top sirloin , cut against the grain on the bias into eight 1/8-inch strips or fingers, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, all-purpose flour, eggs, italian-style breadcrumbs, smoked almonds, grated parmesan, extra-virgin olive oil, paprika, red bell peppers , fire roasted, from a jar, garlic , smashed, shallot, chopped, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, gorgonzola dolce, at room temperature, four 6-inch tomato focaccia rolls, split and toasted (or your favorite focaccia bread), homemade hot giardiniera , recipe follows (or your favorite oil-packed hot giardiniera), finely chopped, table salt, diced carrots, tiny cauliflower florets, serrano peppers, sliced (depending on heat level desired), garlic, minced, stalk celery, diced small, red bell pepper, diced small, canola oil, dried oregano, freshly ground black pepper