8 food potatoes dinner Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

cooked langostino or lobster tails, finely chopped, best foods/hellmans mayonnaise, fresh lemon juice , to taste, fresh chives, chopped, old bay seasoning or cajun seasoning , to taste, soft dinner rolls (or quality hot dog buns), melted, clarified butter (for brushing on bread), kettle cooked olive oil potato chips, lightly crushed

olive oil, onion, chopped, potato, peeled and chopped, milk (breast or formula for younger babies), water, cheddar cheese, grated

chicken sausage (mild italian ), potatoes (small) cubed, green peppers rough dice, spaghetti sauce ( 16b oz) newman s marinara

extra-virgin olive oil, potatoes, peeled and cut into small pieces, stalks celery, chopped, shallots or 1/2 red onion, chopped, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, roasted red peppers, drained and rinsed, sun-dried tomatoes, low-sodium chicken or vegetable broth, sour cream, chopped fresh cilantro, shredded pepper jack cheese, sourdough dinner rolls

ground turkey, onion, grated, breadcrumbs, stalk celery, finely chopped, egg, lightly beaten, ketchup, chopped fresh parsley, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, soy sauce, worcestershire sauce, russet potatoes, peeled and quartered, kosher salt, unsalted butter, at room temperature, percent milk, hot, freshly ground pepper, frozen peas