12899 filled christmas days Recipes

day-old bread cubes, crust removed, tart apples, peeled and chopped, dried cranberries or raisins, egg yolks, eggs, heavy whipping cream, milk, sugar, heavy whipping cream, sugar, vanilla or rum extract, ground cinnamon and nutmeg

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

boiling water, jell-o brand cherry gelatin, sugar (optional), ice cubes, cherry pie filling, angel food cake, sliced into cubes (or can use lb cake, about half a cake), cold half-and-half cream, jell-o vanilla flavor instant pudding and pie filling mix, cool whip frozen whipped topping, thawed

boneless skinless chicken breast halves (4 oz each), sour cream, lemon juice, worcestershire sauce, celery salt, pepper, paprika, seasoned salt, garlic salt, crushed butter-flavored crackers, canola oil, butter, melted

cherry pie filling, blueberries, blackberries, queen ann cherries, gooseberries

cherry gelatin, boiling water, cherry pie filling, cream cheese, marshmallows, dream whip topping mix

cherry pie filling, crushed pineapple, eagle brand condensed milk, marshmallows, chopped pecans, carton cool whip

double stuffed cream filled sandwich cookies, simisweet chocolate chips, shortening or 2 tsp butter, red maraschino cherries, with stems well drained (drain on a paper towel), milk chocolate hershey chocolate kisses, perfect sliced almonds, red decorating gel, green decorating gel

cranberry sauce, whole, apple pie filling, yellow cake mix, butter (1 stick), almonds or 1/2 cup walnuts, chopped or 1/2 cup granola cereal

cherry pie filling, whole-berry cranberry sauce, sugar, quick-cooking tapioca, uncooked, lemon juice, cinnamon, butter, milk

cookies, butter (2 sticks), sugar, flour, egg, almond extract, powdered sugar, butter, softened, peppermint extract, crushed peppermint candy, milk

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

handfuls sun-dried tomatoes (preferably whole ), fresh or dried fettuccine, skinless chicken breasts, white wine , to taste, oregano , to taste, chopped garlic, pepper , to taste, pine nuts, olive oil, green peppers, red peppers, eggplant chopped, combined basil , olive oil, pine nuts, parmesan cheese and garlic blended very well (i.e., pesto), green peas, cilantro, margarine, curry powder

bulk sausage browned for 5 minutes, sliced mushrooms, onions, eggs lightly beaton, milk, day old italian bread cut into small slices, swiss cheese shredded

shortening, white sugar, milk, eggs, flour, baking powder, salt, nutmeg, real vanilla, omit nutmeg and vanilla, sub with 1 tsp. lemon extract, lemon zest

butter recipe cake mix, eggs (or as called for by your cake mix), oil (or as called for by your cake mix), water (or as called for by your cake mix), crushed pineapple, undrained, pistachio pudding mix, strawberry pie filling, non-dairy whipped topping, thawed, red maraschino cherry, for garnish, green maraschino cherry, for garnish, pecan halves or 1 cup walnut halves, for garnish

carton of cool whip (8 oz.), eagle brand milk, crushed pineapple (drained ), flaked coconut, cherry pie filling, chopped pecans (optional), more of small/mini marshmallows