48 fantabulously phony Recipes

rennet tablet (some brands of milk like 1/2 tablet to make curds), water, bottled plus, water, citric acid, whole milk, not organic and not ultra pasteurized, cheese salt (more or less ) (optional)

betty crocker suddenly salad basil pesto pasta salad mix, cold water, olive oil, grilled chicken , cut into cubes, grape tomatoes, halved, cucumber , peeled and coarsely chopped, crumbled feta cheese, sliced ripe olives , drained. (i used black olives), sliced mushrooms, drained and chopped

white whole wheat flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, oil, honey, eggs, grated carrots, unsweetened crushed canned pineapple, drained, chopped walnuts

potatoes , very large idaho bakers uniform in size, sour cream (optional), unsalted butter (optional), chives, snipped (optional)

ground beef, ground pork (or sausage, or use all beef or ground poultry), short-grain rice, whole milk, parsley, chopped fine (fresh or dried ), onion, chopped fine, kosher salt, tomato soup (or use cream of mushroom for a change), water

water , plus, water (110 degrees or so), egg, egg yolk, turbinado sugar (sugar in the raw) or 1 tbsp brown sugar, honey, kosher salt (important to use ), oil (or melted butter or combination of both), bread machine flour (i use ka), gluten, bread machine yeast (or 1 package active yeast), cornmeal, egg white, ice water, toasted sesame seeds, ice cubes

all-purpose flour (bleached or unbleached ), salt, shortening , chunked up and frozen, unsalted butter (it does make a difference to use _), ice water , depending on your humidity, vinegar or 1 tsp lemon juice, egg, egg white, egg yolk

strawberry, diced, mandarin oranges, maraschino cherries, halved, red grapes, halved, marshmallow, mint leaves, vanilla instant pudding mix, orange juice, lime zest, coconut, toasted

water, skinless chicken breasts, fettuccine pasta , broke into 2-3-inch pieces, carrot, cleaned, shredded, celery rib, cleaned, chopped, instant chicken bouillon, salt, pepper, butter

red potatoes, quartered, capers, rinsed and drained, kalamata olive (pitted ), basil, chopped, italian parsley, chopped, mint, chopped, dried oregano, lemon , juice of, red wine vinegar, olive oil, salt, black pepper

boneless skinless chicken breasts, salt and pepper, to taste, dijon mustard, mozzarella cheese, flour, olive oil, scallions, minced, garlic cloves, minced, sliced mushrooms, tomatoes, peeled , seed and chopped, mozzarella cheese, shredded, minced fresh parsley

chicken breasts , blsl, clam juice, your choice of sesonings

whole milk, sugar, premium unsweetened cocoa powder (natural or dutch-process), cornstarch

whole bing cherries , in their juice, sugar, cornstarch, kirsch (warmed ) or 1/4 cup cognac (warmed), vanilla ice cream

all-purpose flour, kosher salt, paprika, cayenne pepper, white pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, frozen boneless skinless chicken breasts, partially thawed, eggs, beaten, milk, panko breadcrumbs or 2 cups plain breadcrumbs, crisco shortening, honey, hot dog prepared mustard

all-purpose flour , sifted then measured, white sugar, kosher salt, baking powder, baking soda, unsalted butter, diced and frozen, shortening, diced and frozen (not butter flavored), ice cold buttermilk, egg yolk, buttermilk, superfine sugar

heads romaine lettuce, washed and well trimmed of hard spines, head iceberg lettuce, shredded, scallions, trimmed well with no tough greens, carrots , pared and sliced thinly into long ribbons, water , ice cold with lots of ice added, grape tomatoes, provolone cheese (thin), hot capicola ham, genoa salami (thin), tuna, yellow fin, drained, pepperoncini peppers, prosciutto, sliced (very thin), provolone cheese , sharp, cherry peppers, pickled, olives, pimento stuffed (jumbo ), pickled mushrooms, halved, black olives, pitted, cream cheese, room temperature (philly of course!), stalk celery , scrubbed and cut into two-bite pieces, burpless cucumbers , channeled and sliced thinly, baby artichoke hearts, marinated and quartered, salted anchovies (optional)