54274 easy christmas poke cake Recipes

white cake mix (regular size), water, eggs, canola oil, frozen sweetened sliced strawberries, thawed, strawberry gelatin, fresh strawberries , optional

white cake mix (regular size), water, eggs, canola oil, fresh strawberries, water, sugar, strawberry gelatin, fresh blueberries, water, sugar, berry blue gelatin, heavy whipping cream, sugar

leftover christmas fruit cake (for the base), yoghurt-cheese (or cream cheese), yoghurt (or sour cream), brandy, sugar, eggs, nutmeg, vanilla essence, cornflour

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

philadelphia cream cheese, softened, butter or 1 cup margarine, softened, sugar, eggs, vanilla, baking powder, salt, candied fruit or 1 cup raisins, cake flour (1/4 cup is for fruit), pecans or 1/2 cup walnuts, chopped

amazing easy and delicious tres leches: three milk cake, yellow cake mix (with pudding) baked as directed in 13 by 9-inch pan, evaporated milk, sweetened condensed milk, heavy whipping cream, rum (or to taste), finish, cream , to cover cake, sweetened coconut, poke holes in the cake with a fork all over., pour topping mixture over cake ., let mixture absorb completely in refrigerator ., cover with whipped cream and sprinkle sweetened coconut over top of cake., add strawberries , macadamia nuts, cherries and/or pineapple. i sometimes serve a caramel sauce on the side as

cake flour, sugar, salt, baking powder, dark cocoa powder , compacted, butter or margarine, oil, eggs, vanilla, milk, decoration, cream, whole red or green candied cherres, whole green candied cherries, extra, rainbow sprinkles, silver dragees (balls), icing sugar

white cake mix , duncan hines is preferred, milk, cream of coconut , plus more for brushing on the baked layers, eggs, sour cream, granulated sugar, sweetened flaked coconut

cake mix (yellow or spice cake work well), pumpkin puree, water, egg, cinnamon, nutmeg (optional), coarse sugar (washed raw cane sugar(in the sugar aisle)

poke leaves, stems removed, leaves washed and rinsed, bacon, fried and drippings saved., green onions, roughly chopped

butter, granulated sugar, eggs, separated, honey, sour cream, cake flour , sifted, baking soda, baking powder, cinnamon, ground nutmeg, salt, raisins, walnuts, chopped

white cake mix or 1 (18 oz) box yellow cake mix, eggs (or as called for by your cake mix) or 3 egg whites (or as called for by your cake mix), oil (or as called for by your cake mix), water (or as called for by your cake mix), sugar, rhubarb, cut in pieces and engough to cover cake, strawberry jell-o gelatin dessert

chocolate cake mix or 1 (18 oz) box white cake mix or 1 (18 oz) box yellow cake mix, instant chocolate fudge pudding, sour cream, oil, extra large eggs, vanilla extract, cream cheese frosting, crushed pecans or 1/4 cup walnuts

canned pumpkin, evaporated milk, granulated sugar, cinnamon or 1 1/2 tsp pumpkin pie spice, ginger, eggs, beaten, french vanilla cake mix or 1 (18 oz) box spice cake mix, butter, melted

yellow cake mix with pudding, eggs, milk, orange , juice of, vegetable oil, mashed sweet potato , from can (most so called yams are actually sweet potatoes so you can use canned yams), apple pie spice

cake, betty crocker gluten free yellow cake mix (1 box), unsweetened cocoa powder, jello instant vanilla pudding mix (1 lg box), butter, melted & cooled, buttermilk, eggs, beaten, vanilla (gluten free), cream cheese frosting, butter (sofened), cream cheese (sofened), powdered sugar, vanilla (gluten free), heavy cream

all-purpose flour , plus flour for dusting the tube pan, plain devil s food cake mix, unsalted butter, at room temperature, granulated sugar, hersheys chocolate syrup, eggs, water, sugar , for dusting the cake

cake mix (from a 18.25oz box of mix), water, oil, egg, lightly beaten, powdered sugar, baking cocoa, vanilla extract, butter, melted and cooled, milk