685 dumb guy Recipes

unsalted butter, diced sweet onion, unbleached all-purpose flour, low-sodium chicken stock, whole milk, grated sharp cheddar, grated parmesan, freshly grated nutmeg, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, unsalted butter, minced fresh garlic, thick-cut sourdough bread, flake sea salt, sliced roasted turkey breast, applewood smoked bacon , crisped, red heirloom tomato, sliced, shredded parmesan, scallions , finely sliced on a bias

collard greens, rinsed, canola oil, diced salt pork, diced onion, crushed red pepper flakes , optional, freshly cracked black pepper, low-sodium chicken stock, water, white vinegar, hot pepper sauce, plus more for serving (recommended : crystal)

vegetable oil, andouille sausage, cut into 1-inch rounds, cippolini onions, peeled, halved, baby artichokes (about 8 small), trimmed and halved, jalapeno, diced, water, red potatoes, shrimp boil spice (recommended : old bay), kosher salt, bay leaves, hot sauce, ground black pepper, ears of corn (about 1 lb), cut into thirds, count) shell-on shrimp, deveined, green onions, sliced for garnish, garlic bread , recipe follows, butter, softened, garlic, minced, scallion, minced, parmesan, chopped parsley leaves, hot sauce , to taste, salt and freshly cracked black pepper, french baguette

kosher salt, green beans, ends trimmed, canola oil, butter, garlic, chopped, soy sauce, toasted sesame seeds, freshly ground black pepper

ground toasted fennel seeds, freshly cracked black pepper, smoked paprika (pimenton), salt, bone-in pork shoulder steaks , about 3 lb, peeled, crushed garlic, red wine vinegar, olive oil, freshly chopped cilantro leaves, divided, lime, juiced , plus 6 limes, sliced into wedges, for serving, crema mexciano or sour cream, corn tortillas, olive tapenade , purchased

yellow mustard, pork rib racks (st. louis style spare ribs), salt, freshly ground black pepper, cayenne pepper, paprika, ground cumin, recipe spicy cherry glaze , recipe follows, scallions, chopped, sesame seeds, oil, diced red onion, minced ginger, canned cherries in syrup , preferably bing, minced garlic, tequila (recommended : cabo wabo resposado), hot sauce (recommended : sriracha), sesame oil, sherry wine vinegar, soy sauce, salt, freshly ground black pepper

garlic, minced, serrano pepper, seeded , ribs removed and finely diced, red onion, diced, lemon, juiced, red wine vinegar, olive oil, salt and freshly ground black pepper, chickpeas, drained and rinsed, tomatoes, halved, mint, leaves roughly chopped, cilantro, leaves roughly chopped, head butter lettuce, shredded

smoked paprika, granulated garlic, kosher salt, onion powder, ground cumin, freshly cracked black pepper, cayenne pepper, ground pork, chopped fresh parsley, for garnish

dijon mustard, honey, chipotle peppers in adobo sauce, adobo sauce (optional), cider vinegar

kosher salt, for rimming the glass, mexican fruit seasoning powder , such as tajin, for rimming the glass, juice of 1/2 lime, worcestershire sauce, liquid seasoning, such as maggi , optional, hot sauce , such as valentina, turns fresh cracked black pepper, mexican beer , ice cold, such as tecate or negro moldo

canola oil, unsalted butter, melted, red pepper flakes, cayenne pepper, salt, freshly ground black pepper, granulated garlic, granulated onion, dried parsley, crumbled, dried thyme, crumbled, dried dill, crumbled, salt free oyster crackers

cake flour, instant polenta, salt, freshly cracked black pepper, cayenne pepper, dried sage, grated parmesan, half-and-half, unsalted butter, cold, cold water , if needed, flour , for work surface

garlic, kosher salt, divided, sour cream, buttermilk, loose packed fresh italian flat-leaf parsley, fresh lime juice, fresh cracked black pepper, dried dill, dehydrated onion flakes, drops worcestershire sauce, cayenne pepper, ground white pepper

red lentils, ground cumin, red pepper flakes, bay leaf, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, giardiniera, lightly packed baby arugula, red wine vinegar, dijon mustard, sugar, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, extra-virgin olive oil

mussels, washed and beards removed, vegetable oil, onion, diced, garlic, minced, ginger, minced, serrano chile peppers, seeded and diced, curry powder, ground coriander, white wine, water, heavy cream, freshly ground black pepper, fresh cilantro, leaves chopped, scallions, sliced, lime , zested and juiced, ciabatta loaf, sliced into 1/2-inch thick diagonal slices, olive oil

soy sauce, cornstarch, flank steak or tri-tip, cut in thin strips on the bias, dry sherry, hoisin sauce, honey, chili sauce, soy sauce, freshly squeezed tangerine juice, canola oil, minced fresh ginger, scallions, chopped, tangerine , zested, toasted sesame seeds

recipe pizza dough , recipe follows, all-purpose flour , for bench and pizza peel, extra-virgin olive oil, garlic , finely shaved lengthwise, fresh rosemary leaves, flaked sea salt, freshly cracked black pepper, mayonnaise, sour cream, lemon juice, sriracha (asian hot sauce), toasted sesame oil, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, maguro (sushi-grade tuna), 1/4- to 1/2-inch dice, flaked sea salt, good-quality aged balsamic vinegar, micro greens or radish sprouts, for garnish, sugar, warm water (113 degrees f), active dry yeast (2 packets), olive oil, plus more to grease bowl, fine sea salt, all-purpose flour, plus more for dusting

paprika, chili powder, cayenne, ground cumin, celery salt, freshly cracked black pepper, turkey tenders , cut into 2-inch pieces, butter, canola oil, all-purpose flour, skim milk, blue cheese, divided, freshly grated nutmeg, hot sauce, warmed (recommended: franks ), sea salt, penne rigate pasta, chopped roma tomatoes