685 dumb guy Recipes

blanco tequila, triple sec or any orange liqueur, watermelon juice (use either juice extractor or blender if you remove the seeds), watermelon balls, for garnish

ice cubes, lemon slices, lime slices, orange , slices, pineapple chunks, seedless grapes, red wine, peach brandy, orange juice, lemon/lime soda

olive oil, boneless lamb cutlets (leg or loin cut), sliced into 1/2-inch strips, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, garlic, minced, fresh oregano leaves, chopped, crushed red pepper flakes, yellow onion, sliced, whole roasted red bell pepper, seeded and sliced, sliced white button mushrooms, dry white wine, pitted large green olives, roughly chopped, capers, rinsed, lemon zest, rice pilaf , for serving, chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley, for garnish

fresh basil (about 2 cups packed), cashews, garlic cloves, grated asiago, fresh lemon juice , to taste, salt, olive oil, vegetable oil, country sausage, shredded mozzarella, grated asiago, vegetable oil, red pepper, diced, green pepper, diced, onion, diced, granulated garlic, roma tomatoes, diced, button mushrooms, sliced, shredded mozzarella, grated asiago, all-purpose flour, plus more for surface and kneading, baking powder, salt, cold butter, cubed, milk, butter, softened

ice cubes, lemon slices, pineapple chunks, tequila, triple sec, orange juice, pineapple juice, high alcohol content rum (recommended : bacardi 151), splash grenadine, maraschino cherries , plus more for garnish

whole wheat flour, all-purpose flour, divided, plus more for dusting, salt, unsalted butter, cold, diced, ground cinnamon, divided, ground ginger, divided, buttermilk, sugar, freshly grated nutmeg, pears, peeled, cored, sliced into 1/2-inch pieces, tossed with 2 tbsp lemon juice, melted butter, turbinado sugar, ice cream or whipped cream, for serving

dried pasilla chile peppers, canola oil, red bell pepper, diced, green bell pepper, diced, jalapeno peppers, minced (remove seeds for less heat), garlic, minced, red onions, diced, coarsely ground turkey (thigh and breast meat), tomato paste, tomato sauce, low-sodium chicken broth, granulated onion, granulated garlic, chili powder, paprika, ground cumin, cayenne pepper, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, canned pinto beans with liquid, canned kidney beans with liquid, canned black beans with liquid, shredded cheddar cheese, for garnish, saltine crackers , for serving

pork butt, cut into 4 pieces, salt and pepper, soy sauce, water, chili garlic sauce, ketchup, white vinegar, brown sugar, white wine, peeled and thinly sliced cucumbers, olive oil, italian party hero bread , cut in 1/2 lengthwise, mayonnaise, sriracha hot sauce, romaine lettuce head leaves, minced fresh mint leaves, fresh cilantro leaves

ice cubes, vodka, orange liqueur (recommended : cointreau), sake, cranberry juice, lime wedges, for garnish

kosher salt, red pepper flakes, black peppercorns, garlic, peeled and bashed, bay leaves, lime , cut into slices, fresh parsley, shrimp (u16 or u20 size), in the shells, mayonnaise, sour cream, fresh basil leaves, fresh flat-leaf parsley leaves, chopped green onions, fresh lemon juice, anchovy paste, garlic, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, heads romaine, head bibb lettuce, hothouse cucumber, shaved red onion, drained and sliced pepperoncinis, chopped green onions, orange bell pepper , julienned

two 3 1/2-lb slabs pork spare ribs, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, smoked paprika, limes, halved, extra-virgin olive oil, cubed sourdough bread, crusts removed, kosher salt, blanched almond slivers, garlic , bashed, fire-roasted red peppers, drained, diced fire-roasted tomatoes, cayenne pepper, sherry vinegar

egg whites, sea salt, all-purpose flour, chopped italian parsley, divided, water, fresh whole white fish , such as striped bass, julienned sun-dried tomatoes, chopped kalamata olives, chopped artichoke hearts, lemon, sliced in half , plus more for garnish, minced garlic, freshly cracked black pepper

sugar, heavy cream, unsalted butter, flaky sea salt, vanilla extract, vanilla bean ice cream, whole milk

red wine, apple juice, orange juice, sherry, brown sugar, honey, cornstarch, cold water, butter, canola oil, diced red onion, red bell pepper, diced, apple, cored, diced, shrimp (21 to 25 count), cleaned and deveined, minced garlic, paprika, fresh mint

green apple, cored and diced, ruby grapefruit, thinly sliced, lemon, thinly sliced, blood or regular orange, thinly sliced, bosc pear, cored and diced, juice of 2 lemons, three 750ml bottles medium-bodied red wine , such as malbec, rioja or sangiovese, grappa, orange liqueur , such as cointreau, orange juice, simple syrup, chilled club soda

boneless, skinless chicken thighs, pounded , cut into 1-inch strips, peeled, roughly chopped ginger, roughly chopped yellow onion, roughly chopped garlic, olive oil, rice wine vinegar, creamy peanut butter, soy sauce, red chili flakes, fish sauce, peanut oil, julienne red onion, shredded carrots, julienne red bell pepper, julienne bok choy, mung bean sprouts, minced ginger, minced garlic, asian mayonnaise , recipe follows, naan wraps , purchased, mayonnaise, lemon juice, minced garlic, chopped cilantro leave, chopped green onions

canola oil, for frying, all-purpose flour, salt and freshly cracked black pepper, shallots, sliced, separate the rings, sherry wine vinegar, dijon mustard, olive oil , plus 1 tbsp, andouille sausage (about 2 links), diced, scallops, cleaned, dried, head radicchio , torn into bite-sized pieces, baby arugula, head butter lettuce , torn into pieces, head frisee , torn, chives, minced

canola oil, short ribs (cut across the bone in strips), each piece 3/4-inch thick (6 pieces total), kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, garlic, minced, fresh ginger, minced, korean red bean paste, mirin, seasoned rice vinegar, sugar, sambal (chili garlic sauce), low-sodium chicken stock, grain white rice, homemade kimchi, for garnish , recipe follows, scallions , sliced on the bias, for garnish, head napa cabbage (about 3 lb), kosher salt, seasoned rice vinegar, sambal (chili garlic sauce), sugar, toasted sesame oil, garlic, minced, peeled and grated fresh ginger, freshly cracked black pepper, julienne carrot, julienned daikon, scallions , cut on the bias into 1-inch-long ribbons