685 dumb guy Recipes

green tomatoes, white cornmeal, panko bread crumbs, kosher salt, divided, freshly cracked black pepper, cayenne pepper, buttermilk, yogurt, divided, sour cream, horseradish, lemon zest, lemon juice, freshly squeezed, corn oil, for frying

baking potatoes (idaho or russet), thick-cut applewood smoked bacon, all-purpose flour, percent low-fat milk, heated, sharp cheddar, grated, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, sour cream, chopped fresh chives

mayonnaise , such as hellmann s, minced roasted garlic, hot dog mustard, kosher salt, worcestershire sauce, ground black pepper, squeeze of lemon juice, buttermilk, hot sauce, dried basil, granulated garlic, ground white pepper, egg, beaten, oysters, shucked , liquid reserved (for the shrimp version, substitute 24 medium peeled raw shrimp), panko breadcrumbs, cornmeal, flour, dried basil, granulated garlic, sea salt, fresh cracked black pepper, cayenne pepper, hot paprika, canola oil, soft 8-inch french or hoagie rolls, split, garlic butter, softened (minced roasted garlic mixed with butter), loosely packed shredded green cabbage, sliced deli-style dill pickles, red heirloom tomatoes, sliced 1/4 inch thick

canola oil, for frying, whole black sea bass with head and tail , scaled and cleaned, at room temperature, salt, freshly ground black pepper, paprika, ground cumin, all-purpose flour, semolina , or masa harina (coarse flour), cornstarch

all-purpose flour , plus bench flour, sugar, ground cinnamon, divided, sea salt, vegetable oil, warm water, unsalted butter, mandarin orange segments with syrup, orange-flavored liqueur (recommended : triple sec), honey, canola oil, for frying, powdered sugar, for garnish

pork tenderloin, seasoned salt, soy sauce, freshly ground black pepper, canola oil, cooked short-grain rice, outer whole leaves from head iceberg lettuce, diced green onions, rice wine vinegar, red chili flakes, garlic, thinly sliced to equal 3 tbsp, jalepenos, thinly sliced to equal 3 tbsp, sriracha hot sauce, dark miso paste, sliced green cabbage

butter, softened, garlic, minced, scallion, minced, parmesan, chopped parsley leaves, hot sauce , to taste, salt and freshly cracked black pepper, french baguette

canola oil, chopped red onion, butter, sugar, roasted garlic , from jar, grated parmesan, mayonnaise, minced cilantro leaves, salt and pepper, flour tortillas, balsamic vinegar

fresh kale, kosher salt, unsalted butter, minced fresh garlic, heavy cream, freshly cracked black pepper, grated parmesan, freshly grated nutmeg

whole heads garlic, extra-virgin olive oil, canola oil, chopped red onions (about 5 medium), unsalted butter, sugar, grated parmesan cheese, mayonnaise, minced fresh cilantro, flour tortillas, balsamic vinegar

roasted garlic, olive oil, canola oil, diced red onion (about 2 lb), unsalted butter, sugar, grated parmesan, mayonnaise, minced fresh cilantro, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, twelve 8-inch flour tortillas, balsamic vinegar

ice, fresh mint, plus extra for garnish, lime slices, ginger, plus extra for garnish, simple syrup (equal amounts sugar and water, heated until sugar dissolves; cool), peach flavored rum (recommended : bacardi), canton ginger liqueur, peach slice, for garnish

ice, citrus vodka, hazelnut liqueur (recommended : frangelico), fresh lemon wedge, sugar

olive oil, chopped sweet onion, salt, plus more for seasoning, minced garlic, minced ginger, carrots, peeled and chopped into even pieces, russet potato, peeled and chopped, chicken stock or vegetable stock for vegetarian version, pine nuts, plain yogurt, honey, minced fresh thyme, freshly cracked black pepper, plus more for seasoning

gin, oumce ginger liqueur (recommended : domain de canton), fresh lemon juice, simple syrup (equal amounts water and sugar heated until sugar dissolves; cool), club soda, lime wedge, for garnish, crystallized ginger, for garnish

jasmine rice, rinsed, water, vegetable oil, for frying, pork tenderloin, silver skin removed, soy sauce, dry mustard, rice wine vinegar, all-purpose flour, cornstarch, granulated garlic, granulated onion, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, canola oil, canola oil, yellow onion, diced, diced fresh ginger, diced garlic, freshly cracked black pepper, white wine, water plus 4 tbsp, low-sodium chicken stock, soy sauce, honey, cornstarch, diced green onions, for garnish

sugar, water, hand ginger, peeled and cut into 1/2-inch coins/chunks, sugar, freshly grated nutmeg, good quality tequila or reposado (recommended: cabo wabo), lime, juiced , plus lime wedges for garnish

by 1-inch) slices fresh ginger, plus slices for garnish, orange, ice, rum, orange-flavored rum, pomegranate juice, fresh lime juice, simple syrup (equal amounts sugar and water heated until sugar dissolves; cool), splash soda water