685 dumb guy Recipes

head butter lettuce, washed , spun dry and torn or cut into bite-size pieces, head red leaf lettuce, washed , spun dry and torn or cut into bite-size pieces, ranch dressing , recipe follows, croutons , recipe follows, grape tomatoes, cut in 1/2, ripe avocados, halved, pitted and flesh diced, bacon , cooked until crisp and crumbled, sour cream, mayonnaise, buttermilk, freshly chopped chives, freshly chopped italian parsley leaves, dried dill, salt, divided, freshly cracked black pepper, white vinegar, salt, plus more for sprinkling, freshly cracked black pepper, cayenne, paprika, dried parsley, dried basil, garlic paste, (2 cloves garlic smashed with the flat side of a knife and a sprinkle of salt, to make paste), extra-virgin olive oil, cubed stale italian bread, cut into 3/4-inch cubes

ice, coconut rum, blue curacao, vodka, big splash pineapple juice, sweet and sour mix, big splash lemon-lime soda, lemon and lime slices, for garnish

canola oil, butter, vidalia onions, sliced into 1/4-inch rings (about 4 cups), shallots, sliced into 1/8-inch rings (about 1/2 cup), sour cream, mayonnaise, celery salt, worcestershire, freshly ground black pepper, salt

unsalted butter, vidalia onions, sliced into 1/4-inch-thick rings, shallots, sliced into 1/8-inch-thick rings, garlic, minced, sour cream, mayonnaise, celery salt, worcestershire sauce, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, chives, finely chopped, for garnish, potato chips , for serving

canola oil, plus extra for frying, yellow onion, chopped, red bell pepper, chopped, garlic, chopped, chick peas, drained, red chili flakes, ground cumin, egg, salt, freshly ground black pepper, flour, freshly chopped parsley leaves, freshly chopped cilantro leaves, pitas , for sandwich, toppings: shredded lettuce and chopped tomato, sliced cucumbers, yogurt dipping sauce , recipe follows, plain yogurt, lemon zest, freshly squeezed lemon juice, freshly chopped cilantro leaves, freshly chopped parsley leaves, ground cumin, kosher salt , as needed

beef chuck , trimmed of excess fat, kosher salt, plus more for seasoning, fresh cracked black pepper, plus more for seasoning, granulated garlic, dried porcini mushrooms, butter, grapeseed oil or olive oil, sliced onions, 1/4-inch thick, sliced shallots, 1/4-inch thick, peeled garlic cloves, smashed, sliced celery , 1-inch pieces, sliced carrots , 1-inch coins, tomato paste, beef stock, red wine , zinfandel preferred, dried savory, fresh thyme (see cook s note)

farro, low-sodium chicken stock, extra-virgin olive oil, red wine vinegar, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, baby arugula, grape tomatoes , sliced in half lengthwise, green apple, diced, hothouse cucumber , sliced into 1/4-inch-thick half moons, orange, peeled and cut into segments ( supremes )

farro, lightly toasted, salt, plus more for seasoning, water , or stock, orange zest, fresh orange juice , from about 1/4 orange, minced shallot, dijon mustard, white balsamic vinegar, extra-virgin olive oil, micro salad greens, washed and dried, marcona almonds, prunes, chopped, dried cherries, chopped, diced red onions, diced tart apple or firm pear

chicken wings, honey, chili-garlic sauce, kosher salt, sweet soy sauce, sriracha sauce, low-sodium soy sauce, minced fresh ginger, apple cider vinegar, sea salt and freshly cracked black pepper, minced green onions, for garnish, sesame seeds, toasted, for garnish

watermelon (1 if large. 2 if small, sliced 1 1/2-inches thick , leave rind intact, honeydew melon, sliced 1 1/2-inches thick , leave rind intact, thick lengthwise slice pineapple, peeled and cored, kiwi fruit, peeled, cut in 1/2, ripe mango, peeled, sliced into 1-inch thick pieces, canola oil, poblano pepper, serrano pepper, minced, chopped cilantro leaves, lime , zested, lime juice (about 2), agave syrup, lemon juice, cayenne pepper, ground cinnamon, sea salt, sea salt, freshly cracked black pepper, firm white fish (ono, swordfish, mahi mahi, dorado)

red wine vinegar, balsamic vinegar, extra-virgin olive oil, sea salt and freshly cracked pepper, sliced scallions (about 3 scallions), diced red onion, diced jarred peppadew peppers or roasted red bell peppers, honey, white beans, drained and rinsed, chickpeas, drained and rinsed, pinto beans, drained and rinsed, black beans, drained and rinsed

watermelon schnapps, big splash cranberry juice, very thin slice jalapeno or serrano pepper, lemon, lime, tequila, blue curacao, simple syrup, watermelon wedge, for garnish (optional)

green apple cut in small pieces, plus more for garnish, fresh mint sprigs, plus more for garnish, calvados, elderflower liqueur, fresh lime juice, non-filtered apple juice, ice

fresh strawberry, washed and stem removed, sugar, champagne

ice, cilantro, lime wedge, chopped mango, vodka, mango juice or mango nectar

stalks cardoons, rinsed and dried, lemon, salt and freshly ground black pepper, all-purpose flour, egg, beaten, fresh large bread crumbs ( big guy ), extra-virgin olive oil, for frying

fresh mozzarella cheese, extra-virgin olive oil, garlic, fresh bread crumbs, not toasted (big guy crumbs recommended), white wine vinegar, salt and freshly ground black pepper, chopped fresh oregano leaves, chili flakes

boneless, skinless chicken thighs, buttermilk, hot sauce, canola oil, for frying, panko breadcrumbs, granulated garlic, dried marjoram, dried thyme, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, all-purpose flour, head iceberg lettuce, rinsed , core removed and chopped into bite-size pieces, cooked black beans, cooked corn kernels, peeled, seeded and diced cucumbers, tomatoes, cut in half, red radishes, rinsed and finely sliced, buttermilk-chive dressing , recipe follows, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, garlic, salt, buttermilk, mayonnaise, sour cream, white vinegar, sliced fresh chives, chopped fresh italian parsley, dried dill, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper