685 dumb guy Recipes

ice, gin or vodka, dry vermouth, chilled dill pickle juice, pickled okra spears

handful fresh mint (about 10 leaves ), ice cubes, splash simple syrup (equal parts sugar and water, heated until sugar dissolves, cooled), apple juice, vodka, red apple slices, for garnish, green apple slices, for garnish

bacon grease or canola oil, unsalted butter, anaheim chiles , roasted, peeled, chopped, poblano chiles , roasted, peeled, chopped, red bell peppers, diced, jalapenos chiles, minced, yellow onions, diced, head garlic, minced, boneless chuck, trimmed and cut into 1/4-inch cubes, ground beef , coarse grind, bulk italian sausage, chili powder, cayenne pepper, ground coriander, ground cumin, granulated garlic, granulated onion, hot paprika, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, tomato sauce, tomato paste, lager beer, chicken stock, two 15.5-oz cans kidney beans , with juice, two 15.5-oz cans pinto beans , with juice, double-fried french fries , for serving, recipe follows, saltine crackers, for garnish, green onions, thinly sliced, shredded cheddar, four 4- to 5-inch-long russet potatoes, canola oil, fine grain sea salt, freshly ground black pepper

dried oregano, chile powder, paprika, ground cumin, garlic powder, salt, chicken drumsticks, filo dough, thawed, honey dijon mustard, unsalted butter, melted

skin-on, boneless chicken thighs, sliced red onion, minced garlic, minced peeled ginger, soy sauce, fresh tangerine or orange juice, freshly ground pepper, vegetable oil, for the grill

hanger steak, cut into 2-inch cubes , trimmed as needed, irish stout, applejack (recommended : laird s), whiskey (recommended : jack daniel s), stone-ground dijon mustard, agave, granulated garlic, kosher salt, fresh cracked black pepper, olive oil, spanish onion, cut into 3/4-inch dice, all-purpose flour, divided, whiskey (recommended : jack daniel s), beef stock, divided, bay leaves, dried thyme, crushed fine, dried savory, crushed fine, red potatoes, washed and quartered, turnip, peeled, halved and sliced into 1/2-inch half rounds, carrots, peeled and cut into 1/2-inch coins, apple cider vinegar, kosher salt, buttermilk, heavy cream, butter

stone-ground mustard, dijon mustard, soy sauce, black pepper, freshly cracked, chopped fresh thyme leaves, garlic cloves, roughly chopped, bone-in pork loin roast, fennel bulb, trimmed and sliced into 1-inch pieces, yellow onion, peeled and sliced into 1-inch rounds, carrots, cut into large pieces, olive oil, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, panko bread crumbs, vermouth, chicken stock, unsalted butter

peach schnapps, jaegermeister, soda (recommended : dr. pepper)

pisco, orange cognac liqueur (recommended : grand marnier), freshly squeezed blood orange juice, fresh lime juice, ice, blood oranges, sliced

ice, sweet, yellow, italian herbal liqueur (recommended : galliano), coffee liqueur, spiced rum, squeeze lime juice, cola

dried oregano, chile powder, paprika, ground cumin, garlic powder, salt, chicken drumsticks, filo dough, thawed, honey dijon mustard, unsalted butter, melted

beef rib or loin roast, boneless, approximately 6 lb, cheesecloth, cut in half (approximately 1 yard), rack to fit in sheet pan, salt and freshly cracked black pepper, horseradish gremolata , recipe follows, unsalted butter, room temperature, minced garlic, grated fresh horseradish root, white vinegar, minced lemon zest, kosher salt, chopped fresh italian parsley leaves

russet potatoes, canola oil, duck fat, sea salt or truffle salt

ripe peaches, peeled, pitted and sliced , about 8 cups, blackberries, blueberries, lemon juice, sugar, tapioca flour, all-purpose flour , plus more as needed, baking powder, sugar, brown sugar, buttermilk, ground cinnamon, sugar, unsalted butter, cut into 8 small pats

butter, onion, diced, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, greek yogurt, drained, chopped fresh cilantro, lime juice, minced shallot, agave nectar, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, shelled and frozen edamame, thawed, snow peas, cleaned and finely julienned, tomatoes, quartered, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper

rice vinegar, wasabi powder, soy sauce, olive oil, sugar, minced shallots, minced pickled ginger, hot sauce (recommended : sriracha), shelled edamame, diced red bell pepper, diced daikon radish, diced jicama, sliced green onions, diced english cucumber

white tequila, light agave syrup, ground cumin, juice of 1 lime, extra-virgin olive oil, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, jicama, two 15 1/2-oz cans black beans, scallions, jalapeno, canned whole kernel corn, drained, diced red bell pepper, fresh cilantro leaves, minced, chili powder

kosher salt, onion, peeled and quartered, bay leaf, whole black peppercorns, lemon , quartered lengthwise, peeled garlic cloves, fresh whole lobsters, ice and cold water, big enough to fit lobsters, unsalted butter, canola oil, mexican chorizo, diced red bell pepper, 1/4-inch diced, roughly chopped garlic, flour, milk, white wine, roughly chopped fresh tarragon, dijon mustard, freshly cracked black pepper, lemon juice, freshly squeezed, grated parmesan, panko bread crumbs