685 dumb guy Recipes

all-purpose flour, baking soda, baking powder, cinnamon, salt, unsalted butter (2 sticks), at room temperature, dark brown sugar, honey, vanilla extract, eggs, sweetened coconut flakes, dried cranberries, quick oats, fresh rosemary, finely chopped

canola oil, for frying, unbleached all-purpose flour, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, eggs, buttermilk, dried oregano, dried thyme, granulated garlic, panko (japanese breadcrumbs), finely ground, zucchini , finely sliced on the bias (2- to 3-inchpieces), grated parmesan, for garnish, chopped fresh parsley, for garnish, roasted garlic aioli , for serving, recipe follows, lemon, cut into wedges, for serving, whole heads garlic, extra-virgin olive oil, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, mayonnaise, fresh lemon juice, grated parmesan, dijon mustard, cayenne pepper, worcestershire sauce, chopped fresh parsley, for garnish

orange juice, divided, fresh lime juice, divided, vinegar, thick) bone-in pork chops, black pepper, kosher salt, ground cumin, garlic powder, onion powder, dried oregano, canola oil, chopped red onion, garlic, chopped, white wine, watercress, for garnish, roma tomato, chopped, for garnish, avocado, sliced, for garnish

soba noodles, sesame oil, rice wine vinegar, soy sauce, hot chili oil, hoisin sauce, extra-virgin olive oil, carrot, thinly sliced or julienned, celery stalks, thinly sliced or julienned, green onions , bottom 4 inches, thinly sliced, sliced napa cabbage, red bell pepper, thinly sliced or julienned, julienned bok choy, bean sprouts , optional, minced fresh cilantro leaves, sesame seeds, toasted, for garnish, unsalted peanuts, for garnish

mayonnaise, sour cream, apple cider vinegar, honey, juice of 1 lemon, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, head green cabbage, finely sliced, head red cabbage, finely sliced, kale, stems removed and leaves finely sliced, carrots, peeled and julienned, green apples , such as granny smith, thinly sliced, red onion, thinly sliced, pecans

peanut oil , for deep frying, garlic, peeled, ribs celery, halved, onion, quartered, pork hind shanks, kosher salt, plus extra for seasoning, whole black peppercorns, bay leaves, fresh thyme, low-sodium chicken broth, dry white wine, freshly ground black pepper, pinot noir , for serving, fried caper and lemon gremolata, recipe follows, prepared chimichurri sauce , for serving, optional, golden raisins, honey, vegetable oil, for frying, capers, drained, chopped fresh italian parsley, lemon zest, juice of 1 lemon, shallots, finely diced (about 1/2 cup), garlic, minced, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, extra-virgin olive oil

four 6-oz chicken cutlets, all-purpose flour, buttermilk, panko breadcrumbs, grated parmesan, olive oil, for pan-frying, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, olive oil, garlic, minced, onion, finely diced, fresh thyme leaves, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, dry white wine, low-sodium chicken broth, unsalted butter, cold , cut into cubes

canola oil, for frying (amount determined by vessel used), recipe perfect pizza dough , recipe follows, dried oregano, chopped fresh basil leaves, pizza sauce, whole pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, coarsely shredded, water, grated parmesan, fresh basil leaves, for garnish, all-purpose flour, olive oil, plus more for bowl, sugar, sea salt, active dry yeast, warm water (110 to 115 degrees f)

canola oil, for frying, whole dill pickles, panko breadcrumbs, granulated garlic, paprika, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, all-purpose flour, buttermilk, hot sauce , such as crystal brand, buttermilk dipping sauce , recipe follows, buttermilk, mayo, chopped fresh chives, ground cumin, chopped fresh dill, cayenne, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper

russet potatoes, olive oil, garlic, peeled and minced, paprika, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, ketchup , for serving

canola oil , for deep frying, kale (about 1 1/2 lb), kosher salt, fresh cilantro, leaves removed

fresh kale, stemmed , torn into bite-size pieces, extra-virgin olive oil, flaky sea salt, lemon, crushed red pepper flakes

halibut (whole fillet), cut into 4 equal pieces, minced fresh ginger, light soy sauce, white wine, shredded potato nuggets , defrosted (recommended: tater tots), panko bread crumbs, hoisin sauce, oyster sauce, soy sauce, rice wine vinegar, sesame oil, all-purpose flour, canola oil, sesame seeds, toasted, chopped green onions

yucca, kosher salt, canola oil, chopped shishito peppers or green bell peppers (2 to 3 oz), garlic, minced, sweet vidalia onion, sliced, freshly cracked black pepper, corn, frozen and thawed or cut from the cob of 1 ear, grilled, frozen peas, thawed, paprika

asparagus (about 20 spears ), egg whites, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, mayonnaise, panko breadcrumbs, grated parmesan, paprika, extra-virgin olive oil

water, dried red beans, ham hocks, oil, white onions, diced, garlic cloves, diced, green bell peppers, diced, ground cumin, paprika, dried oregano, freshly ground black pepper, kosher salt

ice, gin, saffron simple syrup , recipe follows, fresh lemon juice, splash club soda, lemon peel, for garnish, water, sugar, saffron

unsalted butter, minced ginger, light brown sugar, scant tsp ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, fresh pineapple, peeled, cored and sliced into 1/4-inch pieces (about 4 cups), bartlett pears, ripe but firm, peeled, cored and sliced into 1/4-inch pieces, frozen puff pastry sheet , thawed according to directions on package, egg yolk, beaten, dark rum, powdered sugar