16 drunken grill Recipes

butter, garlic, minced, red pepper flakes , or to taste, lemon , zested, white wine, freshly ground black pepper to taste, mussels, cleaned and debearded, chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley, bread, grilled, lemon wedges for garnish

fresh raw shrimp, shelled and deveined, low sodium soy sauce, olive oil, low-sodium worcestershire sauce, ale (no lite beer please!), vodka, oregano, basil, garlic powder, dry minced onions, cinnamon, liquid smoke (for gas grill)

equipment, digital thermometer, baking pan, basting brush, hickory chips , soaked in water for 1 hour (for grilling), ham, shot of whiskey (reserved), bone in smoked ham , (12-14 lb), olive oil, black peppercorns, coarsely crushed (zipper bag and hammer), mustard seed, coarsely crushed (zipper bag and hammer), basting, your favorite sour mash or bourbon whiskey (jack daniels, aka old no.7), brown sugar , firmly packed, stone ground or course ground style mustard (i use inglehoffer or beaver brand. see www.beavertonfoods.com for info), honey, molasses (that ll teach them damn moles), substitutions, you can substitute good quality gold tequila for the whiskey (jose cuervo aka liquid psychosis)

artichokes (or 4 medium), white wine (about 1/2 bottle), white balsamic vinegar or 1/4 cup white wine vinegar, brandy, lemon , juice of, 1/2, lemon , zest of, shallot, chopped, dijon mustard, cayenne pepper, olive oil , for brushing the artichokes

soy sauce, olive oil, worcestershire sauce, beer (non lite please!), vodka, oregano, basil, garlic powder, instant minced onion, cinnamon, liquid smoke (for gas grill), shrimp, shell, deveined

chicken wings , with drumlets attached, oyster sauce, light soya sauce, garlic, minced (very fine ), ginger, minced (very fine ), white pepper, tabasco sauce (optional), bourbon (any kind ), honey

raw shrimp, key lime juice or 3 fresh limes, squeezed, garlic cloves, rum , any kind you have on hand is fine, salt and pepper, fresh lime, quartered

four 3/4-inch-thick rib-eye-steaks (about 8 to 10 oz each), olive oil, chipotle rub, dried mexican oregano, corn oil, dried chipotle chiles*, stemmed, seeded, and deveined (wear rubber gloves ), ancho chiles*, seeded and deveined (wear rubber gloves ), garlic cloves, coarse salt, drunken beans, green chile mushroom salsa butter, chipotle fried onion rings

sourdough bread, roasted shallot mayo , recipe follows, drunken goat cheese, grated, baby arugula, butter, room temperature, shallot, peeled, garlic, peeled, olive oil, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, mayonnaise

jumbo shrimp, peeled, tail left on, pina colada nonalcoholic drink mix (i use mr. tsp s or trader vic s), dark rum

white tequila, ground cumin, paprika, cayenne pepper, garlic, minced, lime, juiced , plus 2 limes cut into wedges, canola oil, shrimp, peeled and deveined, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, chopped fresh cilantro, mayonnaise, mexican crema, lime juice, light agave, chipotle pepper, minced , plus 1 tbsp chipotle in adobo sauce (add more if you like it spicy), kosher salt, corn tortillas, grated parmesan, vine tomatoes, diced, shredded iceberg lettuce, cotija cheese, lime wedges, chopped fresh cilantro

butter, plus more for the pan, granulated sugar, vanilla extract, eggs, all-purpose flour, plus more for the pan, heavy cream, granulated sugar, sherry, brandy, vanilla extract, zest from half a lemon, blueberries, raspberries, strawberries, red wine, granulated sugar, brown sugar, melted butter, zest from half a lemon, fresh mint leaves, finely chopped

pacific or rock lobsters, vegetable oil , plus 2 tbsp, poblano chiles, chopped white onion, minced garlic, salt, lime juice, tequila, papaya-avocado salad , recipe follows, fresh cilantro, garnish, papaya, peeled , seeds removed, and cut into 1/2-inch dice, avocado, peeled , seed removed, and cut into 1/2-inch dice, minced red onions, chopped fresh cilantro, fresh lime juice, salt