217 dinner s Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

salt beef (you can buy in tubs or smaller individual pieces in vacuum-sealed packages), head cabbage, quartered, turnip, carrots, chopped in chunks, potatoes, cut into quarters or halves depending on size, yellow split peas

salt beef, head cabbage, quartered, turnip, sliced, carrots, halved, potatoes, salt pork , about a 2 inch cube, butter, sugar, egg, salt, flour, baking powder, berries, fresh or frozen, water, enough to moisten

lean ground beef, ramen noodles (i like oriental or beef flavor for this), velveeta cheese, cubed, salt and pepper

ground turkey or beef, pepper, garlic powder, potatoes, peeled and sliced, onion, sliced, condensed cream of mushroom soup, undiluted, milk, minced fresh parsley

oil, rice vinegar, lemon juice, white sugar, salt, pepper , to taste, paprika , to taste, onion salt , to taste, lettuce , to taste, bacon bits, to taste, raisins , to taste, banana chips , to taste, shredded coconut , to taste, tomato, chopped , to taste, green onion, chopped to taste

dry yeast, water, warm, milk, margarine, salt, eggs, sugar, divided, all-purpose flour

frozen dinner rolls, thawed, rosemary, crushed fine (i use a pestle), thyme, crushed fine (i use a pestle), parmesan cheese, sausage, cooked, crumbled and drained, i can tsp believe it s not butter-flavored cooking spray (icbinb)

yeast or 1 (1/4 oz) packet, sugar, warm water, warm milk, eggs, beaten, butter, sugar, salt, white flour, whole wheat flour

freshly grated nutmeg , or cinnamon or chipotle powder, half-and-half or whole milk, fresh spinach, olive oil, garlic, minced, leek , pale green section only, halved lengthwise, washed thoroughly, and diced, salt and pepper, ground nutmeg, beets, largest-available scallops, salt, pepper, butter

fresh shrimp, in their shells (heads cut off ), garlic cloves, peeled, sun-dried tomatoes packed in oil, drained and sliced, hot chicken broth, linguine, fresh basil leaf , julienne-sliced, olive oil, salt and pepper

baby white potatoes, garlic powder, pepper (red and black pepper blend suggested), seafood broil seasoning (such as the spice hunter brand) (optional), corned beef brisket, rinsed and patted dry , seasoning packet reserved, bass ale, apple cider vinegar, divided, spicy brown mustard, shredded red cabbage, salt

kraft macaroni and cheese, ground beef, big onion, green peppers

ground beef, onion, garlic , to taste, salt and pepper, to taste, cooked rice, tomato sauce, corn, cheddar cheese

black beans, yellow onion, diced, garlic cloves, tomatoes, peeled and diced (compari prefered), hatch chiles, brown rice, water, salt, olive oil

tomatoes, quartered, head lettuce, spinach leaves, cucumbers, sliced, avocados, quartered, shredded cheese, red onion, sliced, red bell pepper , cut into strips, squash, sliced, french dressing

macaroni and cheese mix, milk, tuna, drained, cream of mushroom soup, canned peas, drained (optional)

butter, onion, garlic, crushed, flour, tomatoes, undrained, white wine or 1/4 cup stock, dried basil, dried oregano, tomato paste, tuna, salt and pepper, chopped parsley, grated, lemon , juice and rind of, baked beans or 1 (420 g) can kidney beans, sweetcorn