56 coke diet Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

coke (not diet ) or 12 oz pepsi (not diet), worcestershire sauce, teriyaki sauce, liquid smoke, light brown sugar, garlic powder, onion powder, black pepper or hot pepper sauce

diet coke, olive oil, chicken breasts, cut into 1/2-inch cubes, onions, diced into 1/2-inch cubes, green bell pepper, diced into 1/2-inch cubes, red bell peppers, diced into 1/2-inch cubes, jalapenos, seeded, finely diced, garlic cloves, chopped, salt, black pepper, freshly ground, flour tortillas, - (8-inch diameter ), as needed fat-free nonstick cooking spray

diet coke, food cake mix, egg white, fat free caramel topping, fat-free condensed milk, english toffee-flavored candy bar, chopped, fat-free whipped topping

boneless skinless chicken breasts or 1 1/2 lbs boneless skinless chicken thighs, cut into bite-sized chunks, unsalted butter, ketjap manis (indonesian sweet & thick soy sauce), diet cherry coke (optional cherry coke or cherry pepsi), splenda brown sugar blend (optional brown sugar or palm sugar), rice vinegar, ground ginger, salt, black pepper, liquid smoke

seagrams 7 crown whiskey, goldschlager, diet coke or 5 -7 oz coke

boneless pork chops ( minute or thin cut), coke (not diet ), kraft hickory flavored barbecue sauce, paprika, garlic salt, salt & pepper

instant coffee, unsweetened dutch cocoa, sugar (or substitute ), water, diet coke (or other brand ), skim milk (whole milk tastes better)

chuck roast, coca-cola (not diet ) or 2 (2 liter) bottles pepsi (not diet), onion soup mix, red potatoes, quartered (or any potato you like), baby carrots, butter, milk, flour, beef bouillon cube

chocolate fudge cake mix with pudding, egg whites, diet coke, chocolate cool whip, sugar-free instant chocolate fudge pudding mix, chocolate milk

sugar-free cherry gelatin, boiling water, light cherry pie filling, diet cherry soda

water, very cold, unflavored gelatin, diet cola, flat, unsweetened kool-aid powdered drink mix , black cherry, splenda sugar substitute, low-fat cream cheese, coconut, flaked, pecans, chopped

diet coke, malta goya malt liquor (actually malt beverage not liquor, is non-alcoholic, and is available at many mexican groceries)

jiffy chocolate cake mix, diet coke, jello instant chocolate pudding mix, milk, cool whip, heath candy bars, chopped

diet coke, dark chocolate, broken into pieces, eggs, separated, whites from the yolks, stevia truvia, cream of tartar, kahlua, stevia truvia, olive oil butter, whiskey, coconut cream

tequila , almendrado, jack daniels whiskey (or other whiskey), coke or 0.5 (12 oz) can diet