63099 christmas skillet potatoes Recipes

butter, onion, chopped, dried basil leaves, crushed, condensed cream of celery soup (regular or 98% fat free), water, shredded cheddar cheese, potatoes, cooked and sliced 1/4 inch thick

vegetable oil, red potatoes, cut into thin wedges, chopped onion, garlic powder, seasoning salt, pepper, sugar

cubed uncooked red potatoes, chopped onion, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, ranch salad dressing mix, dried parsley flakes, salt, reduced-fat sour cream, fat-free milk

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

black mustard seeds, butter, onions (coarsely chopped ), sweet hungarian paprika, potatoes, peeled and quartered, butter (1 stick), sour cream, egg, salt , to taste

butter, olive oil, russet potatoes, peeled and thinly sliced, chopped fresh rosemary, chopped fresh thyme, chopped fresh oregano, chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley, paprika, salt and pepper to taste, minced garlic, cayenne pepper (optional)

butter, onion, sliced, condensed broccoli cheese soup (regular or 98% fat free), milk, ground black pepper, potatoes, cooked and sliced 1/4-inch thick, chopped fresh parsley for garnish

potatoes, olive oil, flour, skinless, boneless chicken breast, butter, chicken broth, fresh oregano, lemon juice

potatoes , cut in bite sized chunks, kielbasa, sliced, chopped onion, chopped green pepper, vegetable oil, oregano, basil, salt, pepper, water, shredded american cheese

potatoes, peeled, onion, minced, butter, olive oil, cracked pepper, garlic salt, seasoning salt, italian spices

crisco shortening, potatoes (cooked, peeled or unpeeled, cubed into about 1/2-inch or larger), seasoning salt (or use white salt), black pepper, garlic powder, paprika

red potatoes (cooked and cold or use as many potatoes as desired), oil (for frying ), seasoning salt

butter or margarine, potatoes according to the number of guests, minced parsley to taste, flour, grated parmesan cheese, salt and pepper to taste, minced onion , optional, minced bell pepper , optional, crisp cooked bacon, chopped , optional

bacon fat or oil, divided, sliced raw potatoes (no need to peel), onion, thinly sliced, salt, cracked pepper, rubbed dried sage, dried parsley flakes , optional

butter, onion, sliced (about 1/4 cup), broccoli cheese soup (condensed , regular or 98% fat free), milk, ground black pepper, potatoes, cooked and sliced 1/4-inch thick (to make it quick and easy, you can substitute two 16-oz cans whole white potatoes, rinsed, drained a), chopped fresh parsley (to garnish )

potato, cut into 1 inch pieces (do not peel potatoes ), cooking oil or 2 tbsp olive oil, salt, pepper, summer squash, cut into 1 1/2 inch pieces (8 oz. total ), bottled white wine or 1/3 cup olive oil or 1/3 cup italian vinaigrette or 1/3 cup other oil and vinegar salad dressing, sweet red pepper, cut into 1/2 to 3/4 inch squares, tomatoes, halved, snipped fresh parsley, snipped fresh thyme, fresh thyme (optional)

potatoes, thinly sliced (white or red ), onion, sliced (small onion), butter, olive oil, garlic clove, minced, rosemary, fresh, chopped, sage, fresh, chopped fine, thyme, fresh, chopped, salt (or to taste), black pepper, freshly ground (or to taste)