40890 christmas pork stew Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

boneless pork shoulder butt roast (2-1/2 to 3 lb), cut into 1-inch cubes, canola oil, chopped onion, garlic cloves, minced, water, stewed tomatoes, chopped green chilies, cubed peeled potatoes, chopped fresh cilantro, ground cumin, dried oregano, fennel seed, salt, pepper, pinto beans, rinsed and drained

olive oil, sweet onion, diced, salt, freshly ground black pepper, garlic, crushed, cubed lamb stew meat, cubed pork stew meat, beef broth, carrots , cut into 1/2 inch pieces, turnip, quartered and cut into 1/2 inch pieces, parsnips, peeled and cut into 1/2 inch pieces, red bell pepper, seeded and cut into 1 inch pieces, yellow bell pepper, seeded and cut into 1 inch pieces, green bell pepper, seeded and cut into 1 inch pieces, sweet onion, cut into large chunks, stalks celery , cut into 1/2 inch pieces, beer, red potatoes, quartered, cornstarch

lamb stew meat , cut into 1/2-inch pieces, pork stew meat , cut into 1/2-inch pieces, peanut oil, onion, cut into wedges, green pepper, cut into wedges, chopped tomatoes, cubed eggplant, water, fresh or frozen sliced okra, creamy peanut butter, salt, pepper, hot cooked rice

pork legs (the pork pata i got from our asian market was already pre-cut), star anise (or anise extract), soy sauce, hoisin sauce (optional), oyster sauce (optional), water, brown sugar, rice wine (optional), sake (optional), peppercorn, sesame oil, cornstarch, baby bok choy, dried shiitake mushrooms

vegetable oil, boneless pork shoulder , cut into 1-1/2-inch pieces, salt, pepper, unpeeled red potatoes, quartered, ready-to-eat baby carrots , cut in half lengthwise, pork gravy, ketchup, dried rosemary leaves, pepper, ground sage, green giant valley fresh steamers frozen cut green beans, thawed

oil, boneless pork shoulder , cut into 1 1/2 inch pieces (or do like me and by a package of pieces!), salt, pepper, red potatoes, quartered, fresh baby carrots, homestyle pork gravy, ketchup, dried rosemary leaves, pepper, ground sage, frozen green beans, thawed

tasajo (cured dry beef), cut into cubes and soaked overnight, pork stew meat cut into cubes, ear fresh corn, green plantain, cassava, malanga (a root similar to potato), crushed tomatoes, chicken stock, pork bone stock, bay leaves, cumin, pumpkin, yellow plantain, white pepper, salt , to taste

thick slices hickory-smoked bacon, kielbasa sausage, sliced into 1/2 inch pieces, cubed pork stew meat, all-purpose flour, garlic, chopped, onion, diced, carrots, diced, sliced fresh mushrooms, shredded green cabbage, sauerkraut, rinsed and well drained, dry red wine, bay leaf, dried basil, dried marjoram, sweet paprika, salt, ground black pepper, caraway seed, crushed, cayenne pepper, dried mushrooms, bottled hot pepper sauce, worcestershire sauce, beef stock, canned tomato paste, canned diced tomatoes

all-purpose flour, beef or 1 lb pork stew meat, cut into 3/4 inch cubes, cooking oil, onion, cut into thin wedges, cubed potatoes, frozen cut green beans, frozen whole kernel corn, sliced carrot, vegetable juice cocktail, beef bouillon granules, worcestershire sauce, snipped fresh marjoram or 1/2 tsp dried marjoram, crushed, snipped fresh oregano or 1/2 tsp dried oregano, crushed, pepper, bay leaf

beef stew meat, 1-inch dice, pork stew meat, 1-inch dice, lamb stew meat, 1-inch dice, olive oil, onions, peeled and sliced, salt, peppercorns, allspice berries, bay leaves

water, lard, onion, garlic, chicken pieces, dry beef (tasajo), cut into 4 pieces, soaked overnight and drained, chorizo ( sausage), sliced 1/2-inch thick, beef stew meat , cut into 1 1/2-inch pieces, pork stew meat , cut into 1 1/2-inch pieces, green pepper, seeded and small diced, tomato sauce, salt, ears corn, cut into 3 or 4 equal pieces, yucca, cubed, sweet potato, cubed, white root yam ( boniato), cubed, green plantains, peeled (keep whole), lime, juiced

green plantains, extra-virgin olive oil, garlic cloves, crushed, dried oregano, salt, cayenne pepper, ground allspice, skinless boneless chicken thighs, cut into 11/2-inch cubes, boneless pork spareribs or pork butt, cut into 11/2-inch cubes, low-salt chicken broth, diced tomatoes in juice, onion, cut into 1/2-inch cubes, very large green pepper , cut into 1/2-inch pieces, apple cider vinegar, red potatoes , scrubbed, cut into 1 1/2-inch cubes, ears of corn, cut into 1 1/2-inch-thick rounds, chopped fresh cilantro

green plantains, extra virgin olive oil, garlic cloves, crushed, dried oregano, salt, cayenne pepper, ground allspice, boneless skinless chicken thighs, cut into 1 1/2-inch cubes, boneless pork spareribs or 1 1/2 lbs pork butt, cut into 1 1/2-inch cubes, reduced-sodium chicken broth, diced tomatoes with juice, onion, cut into 1/2-inch cubes, very large green pepper , cut into 1/2-inch pieces, apple cider vinegar, red potatoes , scrubbed, cut into 1 1/2-inch cubes, ears corn, cut into 1 1/2-inch thick rounds, chopped fresh cilantro

fingerling potatoes, carrots, cut into 2-inch chunks, stalks celery, cut into 2-inch chunks, garlic , smashed, ginger, peeled and grated, all-purpose flour, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, bay leaves, bone-in pork shoulder or pork sirloin roast (2 to 2 1/2 lb), dried thyme, ground allspice, diced tomatoes

pork sausage, eggs, milk, dry mustard, salt, fresh ground black pepper, day old challah (5 oz.), shredded sharp cheddar cheese

pork sausage (hot or mild or both!), butter, onion, peeled and small chunked, sliced mushrooms, chopped green pepper, frozen hash brown potatoes, thawed, shredded reduced-fat cheddar cheese, salt (to taste), white pepper, black pepper, dry mustard, poultry seasoning, my microwave roasted garlic cloves, chopped fine (easy roasted garlic), eggs or 4 cups egg beaters egg substitute, milk, parmesan cheese, tomatoes, sliced and excess liquid removed, cilantro leaf, parmesan cheese, roasted red peppers or red bell pepper, chopped fine, green bell pepper, chopped fine

thick) slice pork fat back, pork shoulder, cut into chunks, salt and pepper, onions, sliced, merlot, hungarian hot paprika, bay leaves, fresh rosemary leaves, fresh marjoram leaves, tomato paste, veal stock, lemon, juiced