2222 christmas fairy crowns Recipes

crown royal whiskey, triple sec, prepared sweet-and-sour mix

crown roast of pork (16 chops ), olive oil, chopped fresh sage, chopped fresh thyme, salt and pepper, onion, low-sodium chicken broth

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

crescent rolls, cream cheese, softened, sour cream, dill weed, garlic, minced, broccoli (1 small crown chopped into small florets), stalks celery (chopped ), sweet red pepper (cut into various shapes)

onions, finely chopped (6 cups), salt, unsalted butter, chopped fresh sage, chopped fresh marjoram, black pepper, cider vinegar, dry white wine, fresh pullman loaf, pain de mie, or country loaf, cut into 1-inch cubes, then pulsed to coarse crumbs in a food processor, ground pork (usually comes with crown roast, see below), chopped celery, chopped fresh sage, chopped fresh marjoram or thyme, salt, black pepper, crown roast of pork , rib ends frenched (ground pork reserved for stuffing, above), water, dry white wine, reduced-sodium chicken broth, cornstarch , dissolved in 2 tbsp water, cold unsalted butter

crown pork roast, chopped cranberries, white sugar, butter, onions, chopped, chopped celery, salt, ground black pepper, white bread cubes, apple - peeled, cored, and chopped, apple juice, egg, poultry seasoning

chopped fresh rosemary, garlic cloves, minced, chopped fresh oregano, salt, ground black pepper, crown roasts of lamb , each consisting of 14 chops (which are two 7-rib racks of lamb tied together), olive oil

a 16-chop frenched and trimmed crown roast of lamb (about 4lb), at room temperature, balsamic vinegar, dry red wine, beef broth, arrowroot, water, mint sprigs for garnish, minted saffron rice with currants and pine nuts>, glazed baby turnips and carrots, garlic rosemary jelly

firm white sandwich bread, cut into 1-inch squares, unsalted butter, chopped onion, chopped celery including some leaves, tart apples such as granny smith, peeled and cut into 1/4-inch-thick wedges, sugar, salt, black pepper, chopped fresh sage or 1/4 tsp dried sage, chopped fresh thyme or 1/4 tsp dried thyme, freshly grated nutmeg, cinnamon, chopped fresh parsley, chopped fresh chives, crown roast of pork , rib ends frenched, salt, black pepper, sliced bacon, water, red-currant or apple jelly

butter, corn syrup, self-rising flour, ground cinnamon, baking soda, brown sugar, milk, writing icing, candy , for decorating, oil , to grease pans

crown roast of pork (12 ribs), vegetable oil, salt, sugar, dried thyme, crumbled dried sage, ground black pepper, canned beef broth, apple cider, cornstarch, applejack brandy or brandy

crown royal whiskey, club soda, lemon slice, lemon juice, sugar, ice

crown roast of pork (5 pound roast is about 10 to 12 chops , serving 6), olive oil, minced garlic, salt and freshly ground black pepper, chopped sage, chopped thyme, dry white wine, merliton stuffing , recipe follows, homemade applesauce , recipe follows, merlitons , about 3 3/4 lb, pork sausage, removed from the casings, chopped yellow onions, chopped bell pepper, minced garlic, essence , recipe follows, salt, unsalted butter, chopped green onions, minced fresh parsley, minced fresh sage, minced fresh thyme, dry bread crumbs , plus 1/4 cup, eggs, olive oil, paprika, salt, garlic powder, black pepper, onion powder, cayenne pepper, dried leaf oregano, dried thyme, braeburn , cortland, or mcintosh apples (about 5 1/2 lb), cored and cut into eighths, water, unsalted butter, cinnamon sticks, fresh lemon juice, ground allspice, salt, sugar, or more , to taste

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

bread, butter, onion, celery, apple (granny smith), sugar, salt, pepper, sage, fresh thyme, nutmeg (freshly ground , if possible), cinnamon, fresh parsley (chopped fresh ), chives, pork crown roast (crown roast, have butcher french the ribs), salt, pepper, bacon (slices), water, red currant jelly

extra-virgin olive oil, garlic, chopped, shallot, chopped, fresh sage, chopped, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, crown roast of pork , rib ends frenched, unsalted butter, poblano chiles, seeded and diced, yellow onion, diced, stalk celery, diced, garlic, minced, corn bread for stuffing (1 1/2 recipes ) or packaged corn bread stuffing, eggs, lightly beaten, chicken stock or low-sodium chicken broth, fresh cilantro leaves, chopped, hot sauce such as tabasco, salt, freshly ground black pepper