85138 christmas eggplant vegetables Recipes

eggplants, vegetable oil, toasted sesame oil, asian chili sauce (look for chili-garlic sauce), sesame seeds, fresh lime juice

eggplants, vegetable oil or 1/3 cup olive oil, white sesame seeds, sweet miso, sugar, sweet cooking rice wine (mirin)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

cornstarch, egg, coarse salt plus additional for sprinkling the eggplant, fresh bread crumbs, eggplant (about 1/4 lb), cut crosswise into 1/4-inch-thick slices, vegetable oil for deep-frying, lemon wedges if desired

eggplants (cut into 1 inch cubes ), salt, olive oil, onion (cut in half , then quarter), garlic cloves (chopped ), wine, water, garbanzo beans (mash half of them), chopped tomatoes (changed from whole tomatoes..i agree with the reviewer), celery ribs (cut into 1 inch pieces), carrots (cut into 1/2 inch pieces), sweet pepper (any color, cut in half , remove seeds, cut in slices), green beans (cut diagonally into 1 inch pieces), dried marjoram, dry basil, dry oregano, ground pepper, salt, eggplant (chopped about pea size), olive oil, all-purpose flour, salt, baking powder, milk, oregano, feta cheese

vegetable oil, white onions, finely chopped, chili powder, ground coriander, turmeric, ground cinnamon, cayenne pepper, garlic cloves, chopped, cardamom pods, bay leaves, sesame seeds, water, minced peeled fresh ginger, japanese eggplants , halved lengthwise, cut side scored, canned vegetable broth, chopped fresh cilantro

eggplants, vegetable oil, white onion, chopped, light mayonnaise, dijon mustard, salt

eggplants (3 large), vegetable oil, garlic cloves (smashed and coarsely chopped), ground pork, shrimp (shelled, deveined and finely chopped ), fish sauce, sugar, pepper (freshly ground ), scallions, thinly sliced

eggplants, vegetable oil cooking spray (1 spray ), onions, zucchini, yellow squash, italian tomatoes, sweet potato, garlic clove, minced, olive oil, table salt (to taste), black pepper (to taste), fat free mozzarella cheese

eggplant, vegetable oil, cumin seed, gingerroot, peeled and minced, green chilies, ground cumin, ground coriander, potatoes, peeled and finely diced, tomato, finely chopped, cilantro, chopped, salt , to taste, all-purpose flour, water

eggplants, vegetable oil cooking spray, onions, chopped, zucchini, diced, fresh mushrooms, sliced, green pepper, chopped, garlic clove, minced, tomato, chopped, no-salt-added tomato sauce, brown rice (cooked ), parmesan cheese, freshly grated, unsalted sunflower seeds, toasted, salt, part-skim mozzarella cheese, shredded

unbleached all-purpose flour, sugar, salt, unsalted butter or margarine, chilled, egg, sweet wine , such as marsala, eggplant, vegetable oil, unsalted roasted almond butter (available in health food stores and some large supermarkets), unsweetened chocolate, chopped, sugar, cinnamon, vanilla, thyme honey

eggplant, vegetable oil, sesame oil, garlic, minced, chopped fresh ginger, scallions, trimmed and minced, dried red-pepper flakes, soy sauce, light brown sugar, rice-wine vinegar, lemon juice, chopped cilantro

eggplants or 6 small , peeled and cut into thin strips, egg white, lightly beaten, vegetable oil , butter or 1/2 cup ghee, onions, peeled and thinly sliced, garlic cloves, peeled and crushed, eggs, chopped fresh parsley, powdered saffron , dissolved in 1 tbsp hot water, lime , juice of, baking powder, all-purpose flour, salt, fresh ground black pepper

vegetable oil, chopped onion, garlic clove, minced, dry red wine, no-salt-added diced tomatoes, undrained, dried thyme, dried rosemary, freshly ground black pepper, salt, no-salt-added tomato sauce, eggplant, eggplant , cut crosswise into 1/8-inch-thick slices, salt, water, vegetable oil, egg white, italian-seasoned breadcrumbs, remaining ingredients, shredded part-skim mozzarella cheese, shredded fresh parmesan cheese, freshly ground black pepper, oven-ready lasagna noodles (such as barilla)

vegetable broth, bulgur, sweet red pepper, sliced green onion, pesto sauce, cooked christmas lima beans or 2 cups pinto beans or 2 cups cranberry beans, fresh ground pepper, toasted bread , slices

vegetable oil, garlic cloves, coarsely chopped, yellow miso, oyster sauce, sugar, assorted vegetables (such as broccoli, green beans, eggplant, mushrooms, bell pepper and bean sprouts), cut into bite-size pieces, jalapeno chili, seeded, thinly sliced

asian (long, thin) eggplants (about 2 lb), vegetable oil for brushing eggplant, fresh lime juice, asian fish sauce (preferably naam pla), sugar, garlic cloves, minced, chopped fresh mint leaves