45001 christmas coffee brandied whipped Recipes

fresh strong coffee, brandy, orange liqueur, brown sugar, cream, dark chocolate, grated

whipping cream, brown sugar, butter, brandy, pure vanilla extract

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

whipping cream, brown sugar, brandy, butter, vanilla extract

whipping cream, sugar, coarsely ground espresso coffee beans, instant espresso powder or coffee powder, cinnamon stick, vanilla bean , split lengthwise, egg yolks, egg

semi-sweet chocolate chips, sugar, water, eggs, coffee-flavored liqueur, instant coffee granules, whipping cream , whipped, cream (additional), toasted almond

whipping cream, water, instant espresso powder, bittersweet (not unsweetened ) or semisweet chocolate, chopped, ground cinnamon, unsalted butter, room temperature, sugar, ground cinnamon, diameter flour tortillas, coffee ice cream, fresh mint sprigs (optional)

butter, melted, sugar, flour , sifted, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg, persimmon pulp (3 to 4 very ripe s), baking soda, warm water, brandy, vanilla, eggs, slightly beaten, seedless raisin, pecans, coarsely chopped, orange peel, grated (optional), egg, butter, melted, powdered sugar , sifted, salt, brandy

kb cans of your favorite baked beans, dijon mustard, chili sauce, brewed coffee, kahula , brandy and rum, onion fine chopped, cooked and crumbled bacon, sasuage cooked and sliced ( optional )

butter, boneless skinless chicken breast halves, all-purpose flour, golden delicious apples, peeled, cored, sliced, applejack or 1/2 cup calvados, brandy, whipping cream

sugar, ground cinnamon, all-purpose flour, baking powder, freshly grated nutmeg, salt, baking soda, cold unsalted butter , cut into 1/2-inch pieces, plus 1 tbsp unsalted butter, melted, buttermilk, eggs, beaten, brandy, golden raisin, unsalted butter, firm ripe peaches (1 1/2 lbs), light brown sugar, ground cinnamon, heavy cream

shot amaretto (recommended : disaronno), shot sambuca, vanilla-flavored coffee, pressurized whipped cream (recommended : ready whip)

cornish hens (about 1 lb. each), beer such as pale ale (three 12-oz. bottles), soy sauce, brown sugar, molasses, minced garlic, minced fresh ginger, dry mustard, black pepper, frozen orange juice concentrate (half of a 12-oz. container), brandy, fat-skimmed chicken broth, whipping cream, orange slices (optional)

whipping cream, brown sugar, butter, brandy, vanilla extract

whipping cream, powdered sugar, vanilla ice cream, milk, brandy, dark creme de cacao, freshly ground nutmeg (optional)