3958 christmas chex snack Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

chex cereal (any variety), semi-sweet chocolate chips, peanut butter, butter, vanilla, powdered sugar

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

chex mix cereal , of any kind, teddy grahams honey graham snacks , bear shaped gram snacks, honey roasted peanuts, candy coded chocolate candies or 1/2 cup in this case m&m

cinnamon chex cereal, rice chex, walnuts, brown sugar , packed, butter, cinnamon, ground, ginger, ground, nutmeg, ground, dried apples, coarsely chopped, vanilla baking chips (6 oz), shortening

chex mix traditional snack mix, pecan halves, bacon , crisply cooked and crumbled (6 to 8 slices), brown sugar, butter, light corn syrup, bourbon, dried chipotle powder

rice chex, corn chex, honey nut cheerios toasted oat cereal, pretzels, salted peanuts, holiday m &m s plain chocolate candy (red & green), holiday m &m s peanut chocolate candies, white chocolate chips

butter, worcestershire sauce, celery salt, garlic powder, garlic salt, seasoning salt, onion powder, cheerios toasted oat cereal, shreddies cereal, pretzel stick, bugles original flavor snacks, original ritz bits miniature crackers, salted nuts or 4 cups peanuts

chex cereal, cheerios toasted oat cereal, peanuts or 2 cups salted prezel sticks, m & s, white chocolate chips

halved pretzel sticks, corn chex, m & s plain chocolate candy, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, creamy peanut butter, marshmallows

halved pretzel sticks, corn chex, m & s, butter, creamy peanut butter, marshmallows

chex party mix from betty crocker, corn chex cereal, rice chex cereal, wheat chex cereal, mixed nuts, pretzels, garlic-flavor bite-size bagel chips or regular-size bagel chips, broken into 1-inch pieces, butter or margarine, worcestershire sauce, seasoned salt, garlic powder, onion powder

chex , any variety, semisweet chocolate chips, peanut butter, margarine or butter, vanilla, powdered sugar

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

rice chex (crispix and chex work great) or 7 cups corn flakes cereal (crispix and chex work great), pretzel , sticks, cheese crackers, cashews or 1 cup peanuts, margarine, garlic salt, onion salt, lemon juice, worcestershire sauce

mixed nuts, rice chex, sugar, white corn syrup, butter, vanilla

light butter (i used move over butter, can also use smart balance light), worcestershire sauce, seasoning salt (use light salt if watching sodium intake), garlic powder, onion powder, crispix cereal (rice or corn chex), wheat chex, ff pretzel (optional)