43705 christmas cake desserts Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Cake Mix Christmas Cookies
    cake mix (chocolate, cherry, spice, banana, lemon of your... and
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    cake mix (chocolate, cherry, spice, banana, lemon of your choice), eggs, shortening, water, chopped nuts or 1/2 cup coconut or 1/2 cup dried cranberries or 1/2 cup raisins
    20 min, 5 ingredients
  • Cranberry Christmas Cake
    candied cranberries : ............ and
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    candied cranberries : ............, fresh cranberries, washed, granulated white sugar, water, chocolate genoise, hot melted unsalted butter or clarified butter, pure vanilla extract, cake flour, unsweetened dutch-processed cocoa powder, eggs, granulated white sugar, heavy whipping cream or creme fraiche, divided, kirsch (cherry brandy), semisweet or bittersweet chocolate, coarsely chopped, water, pure vanilla extract, granulated white sugar
    1 hour 20 min, 19 ingredients
  • Makeover White Christmas Cake
    water, white baking chocolate, chopped, butter, softened and
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    water, white baking chocolate, chopped, butter, softened, sugar, eggs, unsweetened applesauce, rum extract, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, cake flour, baking powder, baking soda, buttermilk, chopped pecans, toasted, flaked coconut, reduced-fat cream cheese, butter, softened, white baking chocolate, melted, sugar
    55 min, 19 ingredients
  • Cake - Dorothy's Ruby Slippers
    cake mix (yellow or lemon), cake mix (strawberry) and
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    cake mix (yellow or lemon), cake mix (strawberry), lime jell-o gelatin, strawberry jell-o gelatin dessert, vegetable oil (divided ), water (divided ), eggs, sugar, water, egg whites, light corn syrup, salt, vanilla, sugar, water, egg white, light corn syrup, salt, vanilla, red food coloring (it is nearly imposible to get a true red), colored sprinkles (red )
    48 hour 3 min, 22 ingredients
  • Angel Food Cake Dessert
    angel food cake, cubed, low-fat ricotta cheese and
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    angel food cake, cubed, low-fat ricotta cheese, non-fat vanilla yogurt, fresh fruit (whatever is in season or your favourite)
    20 min, 4 ingredients
  • Delightful Peach Melba Dessert Delightful Peach Melba Dessert
    angel food cake , dessert cups (or shortcake cups) and
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    angel food cake , dessert cups (or shortcake cups), peaches , medium-sized, skinned, pitted, sliced, water, cornstarch, sugar, raspberry preserves, water, vanilla ice cream (4 scoops)
    35 min, 8 ingredients
  • Makeover White Christmas Cake Makeover White Christmas Cake
    water, white chocolate baking squares, chopped and
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    water, white chocolate baking squares, chopped, butter (softened ), sugar, eggs, unsweetened applesauce, rum extract, all-purpose flour, cake flour, baking powder, baking soda, buttermilk, pecans, chopped and toasted, flaked coconut, reduced-fat cream cheese, white chocolate baking squares, melted, butter, softened, sugar
    55 min, 18 ingredients
  • Cool Whipped Christmas Cake Cookies Cool Whipped Christmas Cake Cookies
    white cake mix, cool whip (thawed ), egg and
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    white cake mix, cool whip (thawed ), egg, red or green food colouring, peppermint extract, powdered sugar
    12 min, 6 ingredients
  • Danish Christmas Cake Danish Christmas Cake
    yellow cake mix (regular size), cold milk and
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    yellow cake mix (regular size), cold milk, instant vanilla pudding mix, macaroons, crushed, currant jelly, heavy whipping cream, sugar, vanilla extract
    1 hour , 8 ingredients
  • So Easy So Good - Cake Dessert So Easy So Good - Cake Dessert
    boxed chocolate cake mix , pudding in the mix is nice but... and
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    boxed chocolate cake mix , pudding in the mix is nice but not required, ingredients to prepare cake per package directions, sweetened condensed milk, tub non dairy whipped topping (cool whip), broken up candy bar of your choice, or mini m&ms, etc. generally need 1 1/2 - 2 standard sized bars. we are especially fond of krackle bars for this cake but run with your personal fav.
    30 min, 5 ingredients
  • Passover Apple  Cranberry Cake Dessert Passover Apple Cranberry Cake Dessert
    apples peeled and slice, some oil or butter and
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    apples peeled and slice, some oil or butter, dried cranberries, sugar or to taste, cinnamon or to taste, juice from 1 lemon, cake, matzah cake meal or as needed, sugar, oil, eggs, vanilla, orange juice ( or cranberry juice ), more sugar cinnamon , nutmeg, pecans
    1 hour 10 min, 16 ingredients
  • Awesome Strawberry Angel Food Cake Dessert Awesome Strawberry Angel Food Cake Dessert
    angel food cake, cream cheese, cool whip, powdered sugar and
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    angel food cake, cream cheese, cool whip, powdered sugar, vanilla, strawberries, strawberry pie filling , gel (2 cups)
    30 min, 7 ingredients
  • Brady's Special Cake Dessert for Dad Brady's Special Cake Dessert for Dad
    white cake, with frosting, banana, sliced, strawberry
    5 min, 3 ingredients
  • Pineapple and Angel Food Cake Dessert Pineapple and Angel Food Cake Dessert
    angel food cake, crushed pineapple, cool whip lite and
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    angel food cake, crushed pineapple, cool whip lite, coconut, toasted, maraschino cherry, drained and chopped
    15 min, 5 ingredients
  • Chocolate Pudding Pound Cake Dessert Chocolate Pudding Pound Cake Dessert
    sara lee frozen lb cake (thawed ), cool whip and
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    sara lee frozen lb cake (thawed ), cool whip, instant chocolate pudding mix, milk chocolate chips
    20 min, 4 ingredients
  • Very Low Fat Chocolate Cake Dessert Very Low Fat Chocolate Cake Dessert
    food cake mix, water, pumpkin, vanilla pudding mix and
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    food cake mix, water, pumpkin, vanilla pudding mix, cool whip, peanut butter cups (also can be made with virtually any kind of candy bar or cookies)
    50 min, 6 ingredients
  • Pudding Pound Cake Dessert Pudding Pound Cake Dessert
    frozen lb cake, thawed, cold milk and
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    frozen lb cake, thawed, cold milk, instant chocolate pudding mix, chopped walnuts, chopped cream-filled chocolate sandwich cookies
    30 min, 6 ingredients




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