14332 christmas brew aka homemade irish Recipes
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sweetened condensed milk, eggs, evaporated milk, milk and4 Moresweetened condensed milk, eggs, evaporated milk, milk, nestle quik chocolate milk mix (or other instant chocolate milk powder), coconut flavoring, instant coffee granules, crushed, irish whiskey (or other , i usually end up using canadian rye)10 min, 8 ingredients
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irish, flour, sugar, baking powder, salt and9 Moreirish, flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, bittersweet chocolate ,coarsley chopped, oil, irish cream liqueur, instant coffee granules, fresh farm eggs,separated, topper, instant coffee granules...dissolved in 2 tbsp irish cream liqueur, homemade butter, confectioners sugar40 min, 14 ingredients
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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Jrs Creamy Christmas Brew (Aka Homemade) Irish Creamscotch, half-and-half cream, sweetened condensed milk and3 Morescotch, half-and-half cream, sweetened condensed milk, egg, beaten, instant coffee, chocolate syrup10 min, 6 ingredients
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Homemade Irish (Whiskey) Creamirish whiskey, heavy cream, sweetened condensed milk and3 Moreirish whiskey, heavy cream, sweetened condensed milk, instant coffee granules, vanilla extract, almond extract5 min, 6 ingredients
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Homemade Irish Cream Liqueur (With Eggs)irish whiskey (can sub. bourbon, scotch or rye) and7 Moreirish whiskey (can sub. bourbon, scotch or rye), sweetened condensed milk (not evaporated milk), whipping cream, eggs, chocolate syrup, instant coffee, vanilla extract, almond extract5 min, 8 ingredients
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Irish Whiskey & Honey Remedyirish whiskey, extremely hot brewed tea, honey and2 Moreirish whiskey, extremely hot brewed tea, honey, lemon juice, cinnamon stick10 min, 5 ingredients
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Irish Cream Coffee Frappebrewed coffee , irish cream flavored, ice, sugar and4 Morebrewed coffee , irish cream flavored, ice, sugar, irish cream coffee syrup, vanilla coffee syrup, milk, cream7 min, 7 ingredients
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Semi-Homemade Irish Cream (Sandra Lee)heavy whipping cream, evaporated milk and4 Moreheavy whipping cream, evaporated milk, sweetened condensed milk, irish whiskey, chocolate syrup, instant coffee10 min, 6 ingredients
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