18343 christmas bid you good Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Christmas Ice-Cream
    good quality vanilla ice cream and
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    good quality vanilla ice cream, peppermint candies , bullseye lollies or 200 g candy canes
    10 min, 2 ingredients
  • Good Balsamic Vinaigrette Dressing
    good seasonings italian salad dressing mix and
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    good seasonings italian salad dressing mix, balsamic vinegar, cider vinegar, oil, water, good seasons dressing cruet
    1 min, 6 ingredients
  • Good for You Taco Salad
    fresh lime juice (or more ), olive oil and
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    fresh lime juice (or more ), olive oil, apple cider vinegar or 1 tbsp any other kind vinegar, garlic powder, ground cumin, salsa, nonfat yogurt (optional) or 2 tbsp nonfat sour cream (optional), kidney beans, drained and rinsed (you can also use black or any other type of beans), avocado, diced, tomatoes, halved, cilantro, coarsely chopped, romaine lettuce or 5 oz butter lettuce, carrots, sliced, baked corn tortilla chips, very lean ground turkey, cooked with taco seasoning, basil, green onions or chives, chopped, toasted pepitas, black olives, low-fat cheese, shredded, jalapeno, seeded and minced
    15 min, 21 ingredients
  • Christmas Crumble
    dessert apples, thinly sliced, good mincemeat and
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    dessert apples, thinly sliced, good mincemeat, banana, sliced, orange, juiced, flour, butter, sugar
    40 min, 7 ingredients
  • Christmas Pasta (Rachael Ray)
    extra-virgin olive oil, garlic, crushed and
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    extra-virgin olive oil, garlic, crushed, bay leaf, fresh or dried, pancetta, thick cut, chopped into small bits (italian cured pork, ask at deli counter), bulk hot italian sausage, combined ground beef , pork and veal, carrot, peeled and finely chopped, rib celery, chopped, onion, chopped, good quality dry red wine, prepared beef stock, paper container or canned, chunky style crushed tomatoes, a handful chopped flat leaf parsley leaves, a couple of pinches) allspice or cinnamon, coarse salt and black pepper, penne rigate, cooked to al dente, grated pecorino romano , as an accompaniment, fresh, crusty bread , for mopping
    35 min, 18 ingredients
  • Christmas Pizza
    real milk chocolate chips (or dark, if you prefer ) and
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    real milk chocolate chips (or dark, if you prefer ), white almond bark, cut into small (1-inch), marshmallows, crisp rice cereal, salted peanuts or 1 cup un, red maraschino cherries, drained, and cut in half, green glazed cherries, drained and quartered, angel flake coconut, oil
    21 min, 9 ingredients
  • On Christmas Day In The Morning I Bid You Good Day On Christmas Day In The Morning I Bid You Good Day
    family, friends, aunts, uncles, cousins, pets, you name it
    7 ingredients
  • Good-for-you Garlic Bread Good-for-you Garlic Bread
    good quality baguette or sourdough loaf, olive oil and
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    good quality baguette or sourdough loaf, olive oil, raw garlic, minced or pressed, italian herbs (basil, oregano, thyme, and/or rosemary), parmesan cheese, freshly grated (optional), adjust amounts to number of people and individual taste)
    10 min, 6 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Christmas Pasta (Rachael Ray) Christmas Pasta (Rachael Ray)
    pancetta, thick cut, chopped into small bits (italian cur... and
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    pancetta, thick cut, chopped into small bits (italian cured pork, ask at deli counter), extra-virgin olive oil, bulk hot italian sausage, combined ground beef , pork and veal, garlic, crushed, carrot, peeled and finely chopped, rib celery, chopped, onion, chopped, good quality dry red wine, prepared beef stock, paper container or canned, chunky style crushed tomatoes, handful chopped flat-leaf parsley, a couple of pinches) allspice or cinnamon, coarse salt and black pepper, penne rigate, cooked to al dente, grated pecorino romano , as an accompaniment, fresh, crusty bread , for mopping
    35 min, 17 ingredients
  • Good Morning Muffins (Ree Drummond) Good Morning Muffins (Ree Drummond)
    all-purpose flour, generous 1/2 cup granulated sugar and
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    all-purpose flour, generous 1/2 cup granulated sugar, baking powder, unsalted butter, shortening, sweet orange marmalade (use 2 cups if you like the bitter marmalade taste, less if you don tsp), orange juice, vanilla extract, whole eggs, beaten, granulated sugar, brown sugar, melted butter, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, salt, wheat germ, for sprinkling
    30 min, 16 ingredients
  • Good-for-you Banana Bread Good-for-you Banana Bread
    whole wheat flour, wheat germ, baking soda and
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    whole wheat flour, wheat germ, baking soda, salt (i omit the ), whole egg, egg whites, ripe bananas, brown sugar (use more if you like it sweet), unsweetened, plain applesauce (this replaces the fat in the recipe ), lemon juice, vanilla or cinnamon (depends on your preference)
    45 min, 11 ingredients
  • Christmas Biscotti Christmas Biscotti
    all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar and
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    all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, unsalted butter, room temperature, grated lemon zest, salt, eggs, pistachios, coarsely chopped, dried cranberries, good-quality white chocolate, chopped, red and green sugar crystals, for garnish
    55 min, 11 ingredients
  • Christmas Rum Balls Christmas Rum Balls
    semisweet chocolate chips, good rum, corn syrup and
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    semisweet chocolate chips, good rum, corn syrup, crushed plain vanilla wafers, ground walnuts, sugar
    6 ingredients
  • Christmas Bourbon Fruitcake Squares Christmas Bourbon Fruitcake Squares
    butter, vanilla wafer crumbs and
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    butter, vanilla wafer crumbs, green glazed cherries, halved, candied red cherries, halved, candied pineapple, chopped, dates, chopped, chopped nuts (any kind you desire), sweetened condensed milk, bourbon
    40 min, 9 ingredients
  • Christmas Vacation Manicotti Casserole Christmas Vacation Manicotti Casserole
    manicotti, butter, divided, fresh mushrooms, sliced and
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    manicotti, butter, divided, fresh mushrooms, sliced, garlic cloves, pressed, spinach, thawed & squeezed, ricotta cheese (or cottage cheese that you ve whirled in the blender), egg, beaten, salt, pepper, butter, flour, half-and-half cream or 2 cups cream, salt, shredded cheese (whatever you like), whole wheat bread, shredded mozzarella cheese (combination) or 2 cups cheddar cheese (combination) or 2 cups parmesan cheese (combination), butter, melted
    1 hour 15 min, 17 ingredients




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