458 brother juniper Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

beef brisket, black peppercorns, dried thyme, bay leaves, crumbled, minced garlic, whole juniper berries, crushed juniper berries, water, brown sugar, kosher salt, fresh coarse ground black pepper

ketchup, dark brown sugar, orange juice, worcestershire sauce, liquid smoke, dry mustard powder, cayenne pepper, chicken, cut into 8 pieces

fresh bratwursts (1 lb.), beer, sauerkraut, flour tortillas (10 inch), honey dijon mustard, smoked swiss cheese

black peppercorns, dried thyme, bay leaves, crumbled, minced garlic, whole juniper berries , plus 1/3 cup crushed juniper berries, water, light brown sugar, kosher salt, beef brisket (about 4 to 5 lb), coarsely ground black pepper

black peppercorns, dried thyme, bay leaves, crumbled, minced garlic, whole juniper berries , plus 1/3 cup crushed juniper berries, water, light brown sugar, kosher salt, beef brisket, coarsely ground black pepper

black peppercorns, dried thyme, bay leaves, crumbled, minced garlic, whole juniper berries , plus 1/3 cup coarsely ground juniper berries, water, light brown sugar, kosher salt, whole boneless duck breast, split in half (2 to 2 1/2 lb), coarsely ground black pepper, sliced french bread, accompaniment, creole mustard, accompaniment, pickled onions, accompaniment

black peppercorns, dried thyme, bay leaves, crumbled, garlic, minced, whole juniper berries , plus 1/3 cup crushed juniper berries, water, light brown sugar, kosher salt, whole boneless duck breast, split in half (2 1/4 to 2 1/2 lb), coarsely ground black pepper, crusty french bread, creole mustard, provolone cheese, onion marmalade , recipe follows, olive oil, julienned yellow onions, minced garlic, chopped parsley, rice wine vinegar, salt and pepper

black peppercorns, juniper berries, fennel seeds, dried or fresh thyme leaves, olive oil, boneless venison leg roast or turkey breast, trimmed and tied, cinnamon stick, snapped in half, fennel seeds, black peppercorns, juniper berries, fresh cranberries (about 12 oz), red wine , such as pinot noir, balsamic vinegar, sugar, undiluted orange juice concentrate, apple cider, apple cider vinegar, star anise pods (optional), cinnamon sticks, ground allspice, unsalted butter, braeburn , jonathan, gala, or red delicious apples, cored and halved lengthwise, unsalted butter, firm red or white chard, stemmed, apple cider (or cider residue from baked apples), salt, freshly ground black pepper

denver leg of venison, cleaned and left in muscle groups, or a 1 lb portion of a loin, see cook s note, black peppercorns, juniper berries, fennel seeds, dried thyme, olive oil , plus 2 tablespoons, milk, ground dried mushrooms (use a spice mill), flour, egg, beaten, minced mixed fresh thyme , flat leaf parsley, and chives, salt, ground white pepper, fresh chanterelles, cleaned, dried, and halved or quartered to be roughly the same size, fennel seeds, juniper berries, unsalted butter , plus 2 tablespoons, yellow onion, halved vertically and cut into half moons, head red cabbage, cored and thinly sliced, salt, freshly ground black pepper, pear brandy, pear or apple cider, anjou , french butter or bosc pear, cut into 1/2-inch cubes

water, kosher salt, brown sugar, garlic head, split, whole black peppercorns, juniper berries, bay leaves, turkey, onion, coarsely chopped, celery stalk, coarsely chopped, apple, cored and coarsely chopped, parsnip, peeled and coarsely chopped, quince, cored and coarsely chopped , optional, coarsely chopped fresh parsley with stems, chopped fresh sage leaves, bay leaves, whole black peppercorns, juniper berries, celery seed, butter, melted, butter, all-purpose flour, apple cider, chicken stock, kosher salt, ground pepper

fresh turkey breast, water, dark brown sugar, kosher salt, crushed juniper berries, freshly cracked black peppercorns, fresh garlic , smashed, red pepper flakes, juniper berries, black black peppercorns, dark brown sugar, red pepper flakes, hickory chips

turkey breast, skin-on, water, tightly-packed brown sugar, kosher salt, whole black peppercorns, dried thyme leaves, bay leaves, garlic cloves, roughly chopped, dried juniper berries, crushed dried juniper berries, coarsely-ground black pepper

water, dark brown sugar, kosher salt, juniper berries, crushed, freshly cracked black peppercorns, garlic , smashed, red pepper flakes, fresh bone-in turkey breast, juniper berries, black peppercorns, dark brown sugar, red pepper flakes, hickory chips, pumpernickel or dark rye bread, mayonnaise, red onion, sliced very thin, tomatoes, ends trimmed, sliced in 8 (1/4-inch) slices, romaine lettuce leaves, trimmed, stone-ground mustard

venison fillets, trimmed, game seasoning , recipe follows, oil, game sauce , recipe follows, cream, salt and pepper, butter, chopped onions, chanterelles, trimmed, minced parsley, braised red cabbage , recipe follows, salt, ground white peppercorn, minced rosemary, fresh bay leaves, minced, juniper berries, minced thyme, oil, venison bones, venison meat trimmings, chopped carrots, chopped celery, chopped leeks, parsley stems, tomato paste, red wine, water, bay leaf, juniper berries, thyme, wheat bread, cubed, dijon mustard, orange, juiced, salt and white pepper, red currant jelly, flour, brandy, kirsch, sherry, freshly ground black pepper, sugar, salt, caraway seeds, oranges, juiced, lemon juice, apple vinegar, apple, peeled, grated, red cabbage , julienne, oil, butter, chopped onions, sugar, apple vinegar, red wine, salt and pepper

venison fillets, trimmed, game seasoning , recipe follows, oil, game sauce , recipe follows, cream, salt and pepper, butter, chopped onions, chanterelles, trimmed, minced parsley, braised red cabbage , recipe follows, salt, ground white peppercorn, minced rosemary, fresh bay leaves, minced, juniper berries, minced thyme, oil, venison bones, venison meat trimmings, chopped carrots, chopped celery, chopped leeks, parsley stems, tomato paste, red wine, water, bay leaf, juniper berries, thyme, wheat bread, cubed, dijon mustard, orange, juiced, salt and white pepper, red currant jelly, flour, brandy, kirsch, sherry, freshly ground black pepper, sugar, salt, caraway seeds, oranges, juiced, lemon juice, apple vinegar, apple, peeled, grated, red cabbage , julienne, oil, butter, chopped onions, sugar, apple vinegar, red wine, salt and pepper

unsalted butter , plus softened butter, for spreading, onions (about 2 lb), halved lengthwise and thinly sliced crosswise, sea salt, dry sherry, rich beef stock, bouquet garni, made with 1 bay leaf, 1 thyme sprig, 2 juniper berries and 2 flat-leaf parsley sprigs, tied in cheesecloth, freshly ground pepper, four 1/2-inch-thick slices sourdough bread, cut into 4-inch rounds, shredded gruyere cheese (about 6 oz)

italian bread, ham , thin, provolone cheese, coleslaw, tomatoes, french fries , still warm, mayonnaise