8 breakfast soft tacos Recipes

sausage links or 10 vegetarian, flour tortillas (soft taco size), toothpicks, almonds

less-fat ground pork sausage, vegetable cooking spray, hot sauce, carton southwestern-flavored egg substitute, soft taco-size whole wheat or white flour tortillas, shredded reduced-fat mexican cheese blend, toppings: salsa , nonfat sour cream, chopped green onions

your favorite pork sausage, eggs scrambled, chedder or taco cheese, salsa, soft burrito shells, sour cream (optional)

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

potatoes, peeled, oil for frying (about 1-2 tbsp), tortillas , soft taco sized or larger, bacon, cooked to desired doneness, salt, pepper, garlic powder, salsa, sour cream, grated cheese

chorizo, potatoes (cut into bite-sized pieces), oil, eggs, milk, cumin, adoba (garlic kind), soft or corn tortillas, chopped hot peppers or your choice of salsa... i put cilantro in mine