177 breadman talking artisan Recipes

sliced green onions, white zinfandel wine, red wine vinegar, garlic, minced, salt, freshly ground black pepper, mayonnaise (add more for creamier dressing)

artisan bread loaf, butter, melted, minced garlic, mixed salad greens with herbs, steamed grouper fillets, broken into bite-size pieces, tomatoes, quartered, cucumber, seeded and thinly sliced into half moons, refrigerated chopped assorted bell peppers, refrigerated sliced green onions, refrigerated greek vinaigrette with feta cheese and garlic

artisan bread rounds, vegetable cooking spray, grated parmesan cheese

artisanal sandwich rolls, grated cooked golden beet (about 3 medium), chopped walnuts, toasted, panko (japanese breadcrumbs), grated fresh horseradish, minced fresh chives, freshly ground black pepper, precooked brown rice, dijon mustard, eggs, egg white, kosher salt, divided, canola oil, divided, canola mayonnaise, fresh lemon juice, blue cheese, crumbled (1/2 cup), arugula

warm water, vegetable oil, salt, all-purpose flour, active dry yeast

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

ripe mangoes, juice from 2 limes, sugar, all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, cream of tartar, salt (optional), cold butter , cut into slices, cold milk, cream, shredded zest from 2 limes mixed with 1 tsp sugar

all-purpose flour, active dry yeast, salt, warm water (110 degrees f/45 degrees cup), chopped fresh rosemary (optional), chopped fresh thyme (optional), chopped fresh sage (optional)

artisan-style multigrain or whole-wheat bread (about 12 oz, sweet onions, halved and thinly sliced, butternut squash, peeled and cut into, extra-virgin olive oil, chopped fresh sage 1 tsp dried, chopped fresh thyme 1/2 teaspoon dried, salt, coarsely ground black pepper, chicken stock, grated gruyere or swiss cheese

artisan bread slices, halved, extra virgin olive oil, kosher salt, divided, freshly ground pepper, divided, thick applewood-smoked bacon slices, chopped, sweet onion, halved and sliced, garlic clove, mayonnaise, fresh lemon juice, assorted heirloom tomatoes, cut into wedges, arugula

sour cream, sargento artisan blends shredded wisconsin sharp white cheddar cheese, diced cucumber, onion, red bell pepper, fresh lemon juice, smoked paprika, salt & freshly ground black pepper, sargento artisan blends shredded wisconsin sharp white cheddar cheese, flaked salmon, cooked, fresh breadcrumb, diced red pepper, mayonnaise, chopped chives , fresh lemon juice, whole grain mustard, egg, canola oil, hamburger buns or 8 rolls, split, lightly toasted if desired, bibb lettuce, sliced tomato, sliced onion

avocado, peeled, fresh lime juice, garlic clove, minced finely, fresh jalapeno chile, minced, good quality whole wheat bread or 8 slices artisan bread of your choice such as sourdough bread or 8 slices black olive bread, sliced tomatoes , roasted, sliced cucumbers, red onions (or 8 slices other specialty onions), loosely packed fresh cilantro stem, fresh ground black pepper

king arthur 100% organic select artisan all-purpose flour or 1 cup king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, cool water, instant yeast (about 1/16 tsp), skinned hazelnuts (9 1/4 oz) or 2 1/3 cups coarsely chopped walnuts (9 1/4 oz), king arthur 100% organic select artisan all-purpose flour or 2 1/4 cups king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, salt, cool water, instant yeast, golden raisins

spanish onions or 2 yellow onions, diced, stalks celery, diced, carrot, diced, vegetable oil, chopped fresh sage, fresh thyme, bay leaf, peppercorns, crushed, whole turkey, butter, melted, salt, pepper, bacon, turkey neck, turkey gizzard, turkey heart, onion, quartered, stalk celery & leaves, chopped, garlic clove, parsley, bay leaf, salt, peppercorn, all-purpose flour, water, turkey broth, dry white wine (optional), salt, pepper

slabs pork spareribs (about 3 1/2 lb), salt, black pepper, crushed red pepper flakes, white wine vinegar, original sauce

freshly ground white pepper, rubbed sage, ground mace, ground celery seed, pork shoulder, diced, kosher salt, brat spice mix, store-bought sauerkraut, diced bacon, onion, sliced, white wine, juniper berries, crushed, caraway seeds, mustard seeds, garlic-chili paste, gruyere cheese, bacon, cooked, hamburger buns, toasted

recipe basic pizza dough , recipe follows, milk chocolate chunks, for topping, white chocolate chunks, for topping, marshmallows, for topping, banana slices, for topping, peanut butter, for topping, chocolate covered candies, for topping (recommended : m&m s), recipe courtesy paula deen , 2008, warm water, active dry yeast (recommended : rapidrise), salt, bread flour, olive oil, plus more for bowl, cornmeal, for pan