122 bare ugly Recipes

bananas, well mashed (about 1 1/2 cups), vanilla extract, coconut oil , barely warm, so it isn tsp solid (or alternately, butter), rolled oats, almond meal, coconut, finely shredded & unsweetened, cinnamon, sea salt , fine grain, baking powder, carob chips, unsweetened, dried cherries, unsweetened

cooked shredded chicken (can use rotisserie from store), chicken broth (optional), red enchilada sauce, cream of mushroom soup, onion, chopped, diced green chilies (optional), chopped fresh cilantro (optional), minced garlic, black pepper, fritos corn chips , barely crushed (about 1 1/2 bags), shredded cheddar cheese, sour cream , cilantro and black olives to top (optional)

shrimp, domestic beer, cider vinegar, water, old bay seasoning, shrimp in the shell, minced garlic, cocktail sauce, mutha sauce, prepared horseradish, worcestershire sauce, juice of 1/4 lime, juice of 1/4 lemon, tabasco sauce, check the mutha sauce recipe, just like the name says , this is the basis-the true mother of all the sauces we have in this book.( dinosaur barbque by john stage nancy radke)it is a balanced blend of sweet, savory, spicy, and smoky flavors that acts as our leapin off point for creating a world of barbecue sensations. it can even stand alone as a traditional slatherin sauce for ribs and chicken., vegetable oil, minced onion, minced green pepper, jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced, kosher salt and black pepper, minced garlic, tomato sauce, ketchup (preferably heinz), water, worcestershire sauce, cider vinegar, lemon juice, molasses, cayenne pepper sauce, spicy brown mustard, dark brown sugar , packed, chili powder, coarsely ground black pepper, ground allspice, liquid smoke (optional), pour the oil into a large saucepan and set over medium-high heat. toss in the onions, green peppers, and jalapenos and give them a stir. season with a pinch of sa1tsp and pepper and cook til soft and golden. add the garlic and cook for 1 minute more. dump in everything else except the liquid smoke., bring to a boil, then lower the heat so the sauce simmers. simmer for 10 minutes. swirl in the liquid smoke and let the sauce cool., pour it into a container, cover , and store in the fridge til ready to use., variation : hot bbq sauce, add 2 or 3 seeded and minced habanero peppers (about 1 1/2 tsp to 1 tbsp) along with the onions, peppers, and jalapenos. also add 1/2 tsp cayenne pepper along with the other ingredients for extra punch., danger, working with habanero can cause plenty of personal pain and suffering if you re not careful. never touch the cut flesh or seeds with your bare hands. while it won tsp sting your hands (unless you ve got a cut), the volatile oils from the peppers get into your pores and can be transferred to your eyes or other moist, sensitive areas on your body long after you re done cookin . even washing your hands doesn tsp help. so wear latex gloves while with habaneras and be sure to protect yourself.

poached eggs, salt for every quart of water, white wine vinegar for every quart of water, eggs , as many as needed, clarified butter, unsalted butter - makes 1 cup clarified butter, hollandaise sauce, cold water, champagne vinegar, lemon juice, salt, egg yolks , stirred together, clarified butter , just barely warmed, chopped tarragon leaves, tabasco, shredded potato pancake, russet potatoes , scrubbed and peeled, egg, all purpose flour, juice 1/4 lemon, unsalted butter, softened, salt and freshly ground black pepper, up to 1 cup clarified butter or neutral oil such as grape seed, corn, or canola, smoked salmon benedict, hollandaise sauce, butter, softened, potato pancakes, poached eggs, smoked salmon, sliced chives, freshly group black pepper

kalamata olives, pitted, sugar, water, preferably ruby port, vanilla bean, orange , zest of, all-purpose flour, sugar, cinnamon, butter , barely softened, kirsch, sugar, cornstarch

shredded hawaiian bread, sweetened condensed milk, eggs, sliced canned peaches, drained and juice reserved, reserved peach juice, water, heavy cream, heated to barely hot, butter, melted, vanilla extract, almond extract, cinnamon, nutmeg

goji berry, pre-soaked for 1 hour, water , of soaked goji berry, blackberries or 1/2 cup blueberries or 1/2 cup raspberries, young coconut meat (or 1 cup reconstituted dried coconut flakes), pitted dates (or other sweetener or 1 tbsp raw honey or agave nectar or rice syrup or barely syrup or maple syrup), coconut water or 30 ml water or 30 ml goji juice, cinnamon, vanilla essence

scallops, shrimp, cleaned , devined, fresh parsley, to taste, chopped, fresh dill, to taste, chopped, fresh thyme , a couple of sprigs, watercress , barely chopped, bay leaf, corkscrew macaroni, cooked to package directions, vegetable broth, butter, lemons , juice of, salt & pepper

head green cabbage, sliced thin, head purple cabbage, sliced thin, whole milk, plus more for thinning, mayonnaise, sugar, white vinegar, salt, ground black pepper, cayenne pepper, fresh cilantro leaves , barely chopped

heads treviso radicchio, portobello mushrooms, red wine vinegar, garlic, thinly sliced, anchovy fillets, finely chopped, marjoram, leaves removed , barely chopped, virgin olive oil, water plus 2 tbsp salt, polenta, stracchino cheese

boneless skinless chicken breasts, olive oil, brown sugar, garlic cloves

loaves frozen bread dough (thawed ), margarine or butter, sugar and cinnamon, milk, brown sugar, vanilla pudding (do not use instant), raisins and nuts

bananas , barely ripe, bits of brown flecks in the skin not over ripe, melted butter, cinnamon, light brown sugar, dark rum optional, kitchen torch (creme brulee torch)

cuccidati (italian fig and date bar cookies), margarine, granulated sugar, eggs, rind of 1 orange, orange juice, flour, baking powder, vanilla extract, string of figs, raisins, brown sugar, walnuts, dates, orange, cinnamon, whiskey, black pepper, water, powdered sugar, butter, orange juice, preheat oven to 375 degrees f., crust: in large bowl, cream together first 3 ingredients. add orange juice and orange rind. in separate bowl, combine flour and baking powder. add to creamed mixture along with vanilla., filling: prepare several days ahead of time. in a food grinder , grind figs and raisins. in large saucepan, simmer raisins and figs with brown sugar and water for 15 minutes. grind walnuts, dates, and orange. stir into hot mixture along with cinnamon, black pepper, and whiskey. remove from stove, mix well, cover, and let mellow for 3 days., roll dough into 3-inch wide strips on pastry cloth. lay filling down the center and wrap dough to form a long sausage-like" cookie. roll back and forth until crust seems very thin. cut in diagonal about every 1 1/2 inches. place on cookie sheet close together and bake for 10-13 minutes. cookies should be barely brown. cool and store in tins 5 days, then frost., frosting: in medium bowl, mix together margarine and powdered sugar until well blended. add enough juice to make a thick glaze. top cookies with a thin coat. let frosting dry a couple of hours then store in tins as follows., store : line tins with foil, place a layer of cookies, then a layer of wax paper (not plastic wrap). keep repeating, ending with foil and then the lid.

since overly ripe peaches will make the cake soggy , look for barely ripe, peaches that give slightly to the touch. serve this cake with lightly, sweetened whipped cream or a scoop of vanilla ice cream., peaches, granulated sugar, ground cinnamon, peaches , peeled, pitted, and each cut into 8 wedges, cake, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, granulated sugar, light brown sugar, unsalted butter (1 stick), softened, eggs, sour cream, vanilla extract, dried peaches or apricots, chopped fine

beef shanks, burgandy, brown onion, salt to taste, bay leaf, pepper corns, potatoes, carrots, celery especially the leaves, garlic, barely, parsley, flour

more (large can) of vegetable juice - i got this at walmart for $1.79 yesterday 6/25/2008, ea small onion chopped in a food processor, worcestershire sauce, black pepper, whatever else you want in it or nothing else

i lb stewing beef, potatoes, peeled and diced, carrots peeles and diced, onions diced, tomatoes peeled and seeded (or use a small can of tomatoes), corn, sliced mushrooms, tomato soup, beef bullion cube crushed, spices : adjust these to taste to make it milder, hotter, however you like., curry powder, cayenne pepper, tumeric, pepper, paprika, salt, water to barely cover