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wine, soy sauce, salt, pepper, cornstarch, oil, divided, boneless chicken thighs, shredded (225g, breast is ok, too), green onions, sliced into 1/2-inch pieces, garlic, minced, sesame oil (you can get away with the hot in this recipe), cucumber, diced (you may also fancy it up by peeling thin strips from the long sides creating long alternating rows o), water chestnut, diced, red pepper, diced, soy sauce, water, sugar, vinegar, wine, pepper, cornstarch

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

unbleached white wheat flour, cold butter, cubed, brown sugar, lightly packed, chopped fresh sage, vanilla extract, egg yolk, whites of 1 egg, water, sugar, pretty , flat sage leaves

frozen squid rings, thawed under running water (i got mine at trader joe s), flour (or less , if you think you can get away with it, just add more as you go if you start with less than), cayenne pepper, kosher salt, eggs, panko breadcrumbs (japanese bread crumbs), oil, for frying

ground chicken or 1 1/4-1 1/3 lbs ground veal, shallot, minced, fresh sage, finely chopped, fresh flat leaf parsley, finely chopped, garlic cloves (2 finely chopped , 1 cracked away from skin), worcestershire sauce, montreal brand steak seasoning, extra virgin olive oil, plus more, extra virgin olive oil , for liberal drizzling, italian fontina cheese, sliced, unsalted butter, cut into small pieces, onion , quartered lengthwise, then thinly sliced, portabella mushroom caps, thinly sliced, salt, fresh ground black pepper, marsala, crusty rolls, split

graham crackers, margarine, brown sugar, almonds, chocolate chips

active dry yeast, sugar, warm water (110of), all-purpose flour , sifted, salt, powdered whole milk, egg, vegetable oil, olive oil, for coating the bowl and the pan, halloumi or akawi cheese, chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley, mozzarella cheese , shredded on the small holes of a box grater (about 1/2 cup), chopped fresh oregano or thyme leaves, sesame seeds, nigella seeds, olive oil, plus extra for drizzling

lentil flour, ground almonds, egg white, lemon juice, tomato juice, turmeric powder

butter or 1/4 cup margarine, marshmallows, vanilla, cocoa krispies cereal or 5 cups cheerios toasted oat cereal, cashews, chopped

this recipe was made every year at christmas , without the chocolate, until my great grandmother passed away. i recently decided to add melted chocolate...just to spice it up a bit, potato, peeled, melted semisweet chocolate, confectioners sugar, peanut butter

butter, room temperature, powdered sugar (confectioner s), lemon zest, grated, lemon juice, freshly-squeezed, all-purpose flour, cornstarch, butter, room temperature, lemon zest, grated, lemon juice, freshly-squeezed, powdered sugar (confectioner s)

baby eggplants, cut into 1/2-inch dice and tossed with lemon juice to prevent oxidation, zucchini, peeled and cut into 1/2-inch dice, garlic cloves, lightly crushed with the side of a knife blade and minced, red onion, minced, olive oil, salt and freshly ground black pepper, grapeseed oil, shallot, minced, orange juice, balsamic vinegar, mango, peeled , sliced away from the pit and cut into 1/4-inch dice, minced fresh parsley leaves, salt, ground black pepper, cornstarch made into a slurry with 1 tsp water, garbanzo beans, drained, garlic cloves, lightly crushed with the side of a knife blade and quartered, crushed red pepper, lemon, juiced, tahini, olive oil , preferably extra-virgin, grapeseed oil, cubes hard and firm tofu, sheets phyllo dough (based on 18 by 14-inch sheets which are often sold in packs of 18 to 20 for thickness number 4), melted butter, eggs, lightly beaten , for egg wash, sugar, ground cinnamon

flour, granulated sugar, unsalted softened butter, egg yolk, orange flower water, orange juice concentrate, orange zest, chopped walnuts

unsalted butter, room temperature, vanilla extract, peppermint extract, powder sugar, all purpose flour, whipping cream, unsalted butter, imported white chocolate (such as lindt), chopped, peppermint extract, bittersweet (not unsweetened ) or semisweet chocolate, vegetable shortening

pot barley, brown rice, diced carrots, fresh spinach, chopped beef heart, lentils, diced celery, garlic cloves, minced, water