51161 apple spice drink for christmas Recipes
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apple, peeled and chopped, ripe pear, peeled and chopped and11 Moreapple, peeled and chopped, ripe pear, peeled and chopped, brown sugar, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, lemon juice, apple pie spice, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, butter, melted, brown sugar, apple pie spice, old-fashioned oats, chopped pecans35 min, 13 ingredients
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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butter, softened, light brown sugar, eggs and13 Morebutter, softened, light brown sugar, eggs, pure vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, pumpkin pie spice, ground allspice, salt, peeled and chopped apples (granny smith or gala), chopped walnuts, raisins (optional), baking powder, butter, whipping cream, light brown sugar, pure vanilla extract50 min, 16 ingredients
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Apple Pie Schnapps-Adult Beverageapple juice (unfiltered or the kind in the refrigerated s... and7 Moreapple juice (unfiltered or the kind in the refrigerated section), apple cider, sugar, light brown sugar, cinnamon sticks (or 2 tbsp of ground if no sticks), mulling spices (if no , add the spices you add to apple pie, such as 3 cardamom cloves, 1/2 tsp ground), lemon juice (may use 1 tbsp lemon zest instead), ever clear grain alcohol (if you would like it stronger add up to a 1/2 liter more of ever clear but remember ever clear is 15)50 min, 8 ingredients
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Upside-Down Apple-Spice Cakebutter, melted, dark brown sugar and11 Morebutter, melted, dark brown sugar, golden delicious apple, peeled and thinly sliced, all-purpose flour, baking soda, apple pie spice, salt, butter, softened, apple butter, dark brown sugar, egg, vanilla extract, low-fat buttermilk (1%)45 min, 14 ingredients
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Apple Pie Crescent Rollsapple, splenda sugar substitute, brown sugar and3 Moreapple, splenda sugar substitute, brown sugar, ground cinnamon, pumpkin pie spice or 1/2 tsp apple pie spice, refrigerated reduced-fat crescent rolls25 min, 6 ingredients
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Copycat Burger King Creamy Apple Cider Vinaigretteinstant apple cider drink mix (sugar-free), vanilla yogurt and2 Moreinstant apple cider drink mix (sugar-free), vanilla yogurt, mayonnaise, cider vinegar3 min, 4 ingredients
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Spiced Winter Ciderapple cider, cinnamon sticks, plus extra for garnish and6 Moreapple cider, cinnamon sticks, plus extra for garnish, oranges, cut into wheels, red apple, cored and sliced, green apple, cored and sliced, dried cranberries, spiced rum (tuaca, captain morgan, etc.) (optional) or 1 -1 1/2 oz liqueur, per serving (tuaca, captain morgan, etc.) (optional)55 min, 8 ingredients
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Christmas Baked Apples With Red Wineapples, cored, cherry or strawberry preserves, sugar and3 Moreapples, cored, cherry or strawberry preserves, sugar, mace or nutmeg, red wine, vanilla extract1 hour , 6 ingredients
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