2537 amaranth bowl diet Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

active dry yeast, bread flour, whole wheat flour, amaranth flour, powdered milk, honey, grated orange zest, salt, vegetable oil, water

dry cake mix (any flavor ), diet soda (any flavor ), egg white (slightly beaten , optional but cake stays together better and is fluffier)

non-fat vanilla frozen yogurt, fat-free sugar-free instant chocolate pudding mix, natural chunky peanut butter, reduced-calorie whipped topping (cool whip ), diet fudge topping (optional) or chocolate fudge topping (optional)

cake mix, any kind, diet soda, any kind, jello sugar free fat free instant pudding mix, any flavor, cool whip free (sugar free fat free)

cinnamon tea bags, swiss miss diet cocoa mix, water, boiled

bran and cranberry muesli, & cranberry muesli (21 day wonder diet: day 4), vegetable oil, skim-milk natural yogurt, egg, self-rising flour, orange rind, finely grated, mixed spice, demerara sugar, low-fat ricotta

cool whip free, sugar-free jello (1 large box or 2 small boxes), diet soda (see flavor combos above)

leeks, sliced, white parts only, extra virgin olive oil, garlic cloves, minced, amaranth, vegetable stock or 2 cups chicken stock, bay leaf, tomato puree, cannellini beans or 1 (15 oz) can white beans, drained, divided, chopped fresh basil, chopped fresh oregano, salt, freshly cracked black pepper

homemade tomato sauce, bell peppers, diced, links turkey sausage , sliced in medallions, beans, mushrooms, sliced, puffed amaranth, seasoned to taste with, salt (optional), paprika (optional), garlic powder (optional)

canola oil, chopped fresh garlic, cilantro, lime juice, jalapeno, stemmed, tequila, salt and freshly ground black pepper, prawns, with heads removed and reserved, see cook s note, olive oil, tequila, red bell peppers, stemmed, seeded, and diced, lime, juiced, olive oil, kosher salt, chicken stock, annatto paste, amaranth, black beans , cooked al dente, butter, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, garlic cloves, crushed, reserved shrimp shells, tequila, heavy cream, cilantro, poblano peppers , roasted, peeled and seeded, vegetable oil, kosher salt and fresh ground black pepper

cold water, uncooked whole-grain amaranth (such as arrowhead mills), diced unpeeled english cucumber, sliced celery, chopped red onion, chopped fresh mint, chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley, pine nuts, toasted, extra-virgin olive oil, grated lemon rind, fresh lemon juice, salt, crushed red pepper, drained no-salt-added canned chickpeas (garbanzo beans), feta cheese, crumbled, lemon wedges (optional)

food cake mix, diet coke or diet pepsi, egg white, fat-free caramel ice cream topping * (check label on back for fat-free info), fat-free sweetened condensed milk, skor bar or heath bar bits (found by the choc. chips), fat-free cool whip

sugar, diet coke, eggs, beaten, baking cocoa, whole wheat flour, vanilla extract

frozen blueberries or 16 oz frozen mixed berries, butter recipe cake mix, diet 7-up (wild berry plus), walnuts, chopped (optional)

quinoa flour, brown rice flour, tapioca flour, baking soda, xanthan gum, sea salt, cinnamon, nutmeg, applesauce, pineapple, crushed and drained, maple syrup, extra virgin olive oil, apple cider vinegar, vanilla, zucchini, grated, walnuts, chopped, raisins, organic (for elimination diet)

reduced-sugar chocolate cake mix or 1 (18 oz) box reduced-sugar yellow cake mix, vanilla extract, egg whites, diet soda