583 absolutely fail Recipes

absolut mandarin vodka, black raspberry chambord raspberry liquor, cranberry juice, up soda, lemon twist

prawns (21-25 count ), olive oil, butter, garlic, minced, fresh green onions with top, sliced, fresh mushrooms, sliced, dry sherry

absolut mandarin vodka, cointreau liqueur, lime juice, cranberry juice

butter, melted, sugar, eggs, vanilla, cocoa, salt, self-rising flour, walnuts, chopped

spaghettini (angel hair pasta, macaroni, rotini, whatever pasta you like), scallions, coarsely chopped (white and pale green parts only), garlic cloves, crushed, tomatoes, halved, parmesan cheese, coarsely chopped, fresh basil leaves, salt & freshly ground black pepper, olive oil, fresh mozzarella cheese, cut into 1/2-inch cubes, salt & freshly ground black pepper

fresh spinach, bunches, leaves only, well washed (or 2 10-oz boxes frozen spinach), unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, low-fat milk, warmed, heavy cream, salt, white pepper, asadero cheese, shredded (or queso quesadilla cheese), olive oil, onion, finely diced, garlic cloves, minced

absolut mandarin vodka, pineapple juice, heavy splash cranberry juice

vanilla ice cream (or any flavour or s you want), ice cream topping, melted and cooled first (peppermint crisps, ripe cherries, crunchie or violet crumble honeycomb, jelly babies, maltesers, tur)

unsweetened cranberries, water, crystal light orange drink mix, ground cinnamon, sugar-free raspberry gelatin, unflavored gelatin (optional)

all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, butter, softened, white sugar, light brown sugar, vanilla, eggs, semi-sweet chocolate chips, chopped nuts (optional)

dry rice, cooked and cooled (preferably day old), eggs , with a splash water, scrambled, spam lite, diced, yellow onion, diced, frozen peas and carrots, thawed, aloha shoyu soy sauce (or kikkoman soy sauce, just use a bit more sugar to sweeten), sugar , for aloha shoyu or 6 -7 tbsp for kikkoman soy sauce, garlic cloves, minced, oyster sauce, sesame oil

potatoes , per person any type of potato (if using smaller , use more, duh), evaporated milk (un sweetened), butter, salt and pepper

simply potatoes shredded hash browns, butter, half-and-half cream, velveeta cheese, sour cream