583 absolutely fail Recipes

calamari tubes, green onions, finely chopped, garlic, minced, chopped cooked shrimp meat, cooked crabmeat, diced, lemon juice, butter, cream cheese , cut into cubes, garlic, minced, milk, freshly grated parmesan cheese, ground black pepper, freshly grated romano cheese, linguine pasta

sliced beef liver, milk, nonfat , fluid, light butter, vidalia onions, sliced into rings, all-purpose flour , or as needed, salt, pepper

cream cheese, sugar, sour cream, eggs, salt, lemon juice, vanilla extract

raisins, butter (softened ), brown sugar (packed), eggs, flour, baking soda, baking powder, cinnamon, oatmeal (quick cooking oats)

sugar-free instant pudding mix (any flavor ), skim milk, heavy whipping cream

prepared pizza crust, or make your own, cauliflower, broccoli, shredded carrot, red bell pepper, chopped, mushroom, mozzarella cheese, cream cheese, ranch salad dressing, sour cream

lipton tea bags (regular size), water , very hot from tap (or you can boil it first), granulated sugar

frozen chopped spinach (thawed and drained well ), marinated artichokes (drained and chopped ) (optional), shredded mozzarella cheese, grated parmesan cheese, garlic clove, minced, to taste (or more ), salt, serve with french bread (toasted ) or sourdough bread (toasted), half and half milk or 1/2 cup heavy cream, sour cream

boneless beef cubes, shortening, onion, sliced, boiling water, salt, lemon juice, sugar, worcestershire sauce, pepper, paprika, allspice, carrots, peeled and cut into chunks or 1 lb peeled baby carrots, potatoes, peeled and cut into chunks, cold water, flour

fiber 1 cereal (or all bran), boiling water, sugar, applesauce, egg substitute, whole wheat flour, baking soda, salt, skim milk, mixed with, lemon juice

butter flavor shortening, white sugar, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, milk chocolate chips

all-purpose flour, white sugar, brown sugar, baking powder, baking soda, salt, eggs, butter, softened, almond extract, vanilla extract, whole almonds, blanched & coarsely chopped (can also use almonds that are pre-blanched & slivered), powdered sugar , for shaping

absolut mandarin vodka, orange, lime, tangerine (optional), water, ice

oatmeal (quick cooking or regular or steel cut), skim milk or 1 cup milk, brown sugar, maple syrup, pecans, finely chopped (pecan chips), golden raisin, eggs, beaten, baking powder, nutmeg, cinnamon, butterscotch chips (optional)

absolut vanilla vodka, amarula cream liqueur, half-and-half

butter (1 stick), bacon , thick sliced cut into 1-inch cubes semi frozen and use scissors for easy cutting, onion, chopped, celery ribs, chopped, white bread , more if needed (use fresh or stale but still soft cut into 1-inch cubes. use a serrated knife so as not to squish it), turkey gizzard, boiled and chopped fine (optional)

pork roast, sea salt, freshly cracked pepper , to taste, butter, mccormack au jus mix, water, monterey jack pepper cheese, sliced thin, french bread (or any type of rolls with a crust that is not super crusty) or italian bread (or any type of rolls with a crust that is not super crusty)