107798 ukrainian christmas seed rum cake Recipes

all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, ground allspice, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, white sugar, vegetable oil, eggs, milk, dark rum, chopped black walnuts, butter, water, white sugar, dark rum

butter, softened, white sugar, eggs, grated zucchini, rum, all-purpose flour, chopped walnuts, semisweet chocolate chips, unsweetened cocoa powder, baking powder, baking soda, salt, ground cinnamon, milk, sugar, rum

cake mix (chocolate, cherry, spice, banana, lemon of your choice), eggs, shortening, water, chopped nuts or 1/2 cup coconut or 1/2 cup dried cranberries or 1/2 cup raisins

flour , all-purpose (spoon into dry measuring cup and level to top), unsweetened cocoa powder (natural , such as hershey s, spoon into dry measuring cup and level to top), baking powder, baking soda, ground cinnamon, salt, unsweetened applesauce, dark brown sugar , packed, sugar, eggs, egg whites, zucchini, shredded -small, rum or 1/3 cup brandy or 1/3 cup water (if use water, add in 2 tsp vanilla extract), buttermilk, canola oil, chocolate chips, powdered sugar, rum

chopped pecans, unbleached all-purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, milk, orange juice, vegetable oil, eggs, lightly beaten, freshly grated orange zest, dark rum, unsalted butter, softened, brown sugar, water, dark rum

tart apples, peeled, halved, cored, and sliced about 1/8 inch thick (granny smith), golden raisin, dark rum, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, unsalted butter, softened, sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, milk, powdered sugar, dark rum

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

chopped pecans, toasted, dark brown sugar, all-purpose flour, ground cinnamon, butter, melted, unsalted butter, softened, granulated sugar, dark brown sugar, eggs, canned unsweetened pumpkin, dark rum, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, ground cinnamon, ground ginger, ground allspice, ground nutmeg, dark brown sugar, whipping cream, unsalted butter, dark rum, powdered sugar

eggs, cream of tartar, butter, softened, white sugar, vanilla extract, almond extract, lemon zest, lemon juice, milk, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, chopped blanched almonds, dark rum

all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, butter, softened, white sugar, grated orange zest, grated lemon zest, eggs, buttermilk, chopped walnuts, orange juice, strained, lemon, juiced, light rum

all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, eggs plus 3 large yolks, sugar, pure vanilla extract, unsalted butter, melted and cooled, well-stirred sweetened cream of coconut such as coco lopez, coconut, confectioners sugar, cream cheese, softened, well-stirred sweetened cream of coconut, dark rum, pure vanilla extract, heavy cream, confectioners sugar

butter, softened, sugar, eggs, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, buttermilk, vanilla extract, sugar, butter, water, light rum (you can use up to 1/2 cup)

eggs, egg yolks, yeast , dry active, water, warm, water, warm, butter (unsalted ), sugar, salt, water, sugar, dark rum, alouette cuisine creme fraiche, sugar , confectioner, dark rum, fresh seasonal fruit (to garnish )

butter, softened, ortanique*, zested, sugar, eggs, flour, baking powder, jamaican rum, ortanique juice, guava jelly, jamaican rum, heavy cream, vanilla extract, sugar, ortaniques , supremed

granulated sugar, butter, eggs, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, baking powder, milk, rum, coarsely cut canned or fresh pineapple, coconut, rum

key lime rum cake, butter, shortening, white sugar, eggs, all-purpose flour, baking powder, milk, rum, grated key lime zest, key lime juice, vanilla extract, lemon juice, white sugar, butter, key lime juice, rum

chopped pecans, toasted, dark brown sugar, all-purpose flour, ground cinnamon, butter, melted, unsalted butter, softened, granulated sugar, dark brown sugar, eggs, canned unsweetened pumpkin, dark rum, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, ground cinnamon, ground ginger, ground allspice, ground nutmeg, dark brown sugar, whipping cream, unsalted butter, dark rum, powdered sugar

pecans or walnuts chopped, yello cake mix, vanilla pudding (3 3/4 oz), eggs, vegetable oil, cold water, dark rum, butter, sugar, water, dark rum