51834 soup louise Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

powdered milk, cornstarch, instant chicken bouillon granules, dried onion flakes, dried thyme, basil, crushed dried, pepper, mixed mushrooms (optional, cream of mushroom soup ), asparagus (optional- cream of asparagus soup ), broccoli (optional- cream of broccoli soup ), shredded cheddar cheese (optional- cheese soup ), celery (optional- cream of celery soup ), chicken (optional- cream of chicken soup ), diced potato (optional- cream of potato soup ), tomato (optional- cream of tomato soup ), shrimp (optional- cream of shrimp soup )

diced cooked ham or 4 slices bacon, diced or 4 oz bulk pork sausage, crumbled, oil, chopped onion, chopped celery, shredded carrot, garlic clove, minced, condensed vegetable soup (choose 1 ) or 1 (10 1/2 oz) can vegetable beef soup (choose 1 ) or 1 (10 1/2 oz) can minestrone soup (choose 1 ), soup can water, cannellini beans, undrained, thyme (choose 1) or 1/2 tsp oregano (choose 1) or 1/2 tsp basil, crushed (choose 1), bay leaf, pepper, uncooked small shell pasta (choose 1) or 1/2 cup ditalini (choose 1) or 1/2 cup elbow macaroni (choose 1)

cream of mushroom soup, cream of chicken soup, cream of celery soup, cheddar cheese soup, chicken broth, diced tomatoes, salsa (chunky), diced green chilies, onion, chopped, fresh cilantro, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, red chili powder, salt , to taste, pepper , to taste, chicken breasts, cooked and chopped

cream of mushroom soup, cream of chicken soup, cream of celery soup, chicken broth, cheddar cheese soup, diced tomatoes, green chilies, salsa, onion, fresh cilantro, chopped (optional), garlic cloves, minced, chili powder (to taste), salt and pepper, chicken breasts, tortillas, vegetable oil

lamb shanks, onion, roughly chopped, stalks celery, carrots, peeled and roughly chopped, black peppercorns, lightly crushed, garlic, crushed, stalks parsley, fresh thyme (optional), stalks celery, diced finely, carrots , cut into tiny dice, onions, diced, swede turnip, grated, dry onion soup mix, dried soup mix (a mix of dried pearl barley, lentils and dried vegetables), water, salt & freshly ground black pepper

vegetables (at least two of the following - the more the merrier - beans - any kind; corn - whole kernel, not cr), pre-cooked meat or 1/4 lb leftover meat (beef, pork or chicken) or 1/4 lb sausage (including hot dogs or canned sausages) or 1/4 lb bacon (or a combination of two or more, cut into bite-sized pieces), tomato sauce (or tomato soup, tomato puree or juice, pizza sauce, pasta sauce), pasta (more or less , any kind you have on hand, if spaghetti, break into 1-inch pieces), broth (beef, chicken, vegetable, or 1 can and 1 can water or 1 qt water), garlic powder or garlic salt or minced garlic, italian seasoning (or chili powder and cumin, to taste), salt and pepper, shredded carrots or chopped spinach or sliced zucchini or summer squash (optional), chopped bell pepper (optional), onion (optional)

cream of chicken soup, cheddar cheese soup, cream of celery soup, cream of potato soup, velveeta cheese (cubed or shredded ), frozen broccoli florets

chicken breast halves, condensed cream of mushroom soup, undiluted (if doubling recipe, use cream of celery soup for the second can), half-and-half (1/2 soup can) or 5 1/4 oz milk (1/2 soup can), onion salt, celery salt, garlic powder, pepper

chicken (fresh, frozen, pre-packaged, canned , rotisserie, leftover whatever you have on hand.), corn (fresh, canned or frozen ), cream of chicken soup, cream of celery soup, fiesta nacho cheese soup or 1 (10 1/2 oz) can cheddar cheese soup, chicken broth or 1 (16 oz) can stock, rotel tomatoes & chilies, onion powder, minced garlic cloves, cayenne pepper sauce (like frank s red hot), taco seasoning, salt and pepper, tortilla chips, cheddar cheese, sour cream , to top when serving

fat-free cream of mushroom soup, fat-free cream of chicken soup, fat free cream of celery soup, cheddar cheese soup, chicken broth, diced tomatoes with green chilies, salsa, whole chilies, chopped, white onion, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, chili powder, fresh cilantro, chopped, salt and pepper, cooked chicken breast halves (i grill them), flour tortillas or 10 corn tortillas, shredded cheddar cheese

ground turkey or beef, cooked and drained, condensed minestrone soup, undiluted, chili beans, undrained, mexican diced or stewed tomatoes, undrained, mild, medium or hot picante sauce

cream of mushroom soup, cream of asparagus soup, cream of chicken soup, soup can filled with water, soup cans filled with milk, sherry wine

chili oil (i use olive oil with 1/4 tsp chili powder), chopped onion, minced garlic (used less than 1/4 tsp garlic powder), tomato soup (i also added 1/2 can tomato bits for texture or use a soup with tomato bits in it), cooked and peeled shrimp, water chestnut, drained, green onion, finely chopped, pepper, frozen peas, salt , if needed, chopped cilantro

outback steakhouse - creamy onion soup, chicken broth, cornstarch, condensed cream of onion soup, condensed cream of chicken soup, condensed cream of celery soup, shredded mozzarella cheese, shredded colby cheese, shredded provolone cheese, in blender , combine broth and cornstarch. in the top pan of a double boiler over medium heat, combine broth mixture with soups. mix well. when heated through, stir in cheese and heat until melted. pour into oven proof bowls. broil in oven until tops are lightly browned. notes : use soup within 3 days. do not freeze. serves 6-8

ground beef or turkey, onions chopped, cream of celery soup, cream of chicken soup, cream of mushroom soup, beef barley soup, chicken with rice soup, chow mein noodles

eggs, split pea soup or 1 (10 3/4 oz) can cream of asparagus soup or 1 (10 3/4 oz) can tomato soup, cream or 2 tbsp melted butter, pimiento, finely chopped, onion, minced, green pepper, minced, salt, pepper