122368 simple chicken thanksgiving christmas Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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Italian Simple Chicken Crisp
chicken parts, italian salad dressing, crushed corn flakes1 hour 10 min, 3 ingredients -
Simple Chicken and Green beans (Crock Pot)
whole chicken (half the size of your crock pot) and1 Morewhole chicken (half the size of your crock pot), green beans (or any of your liking)7 hour , 2 ingredients -
Simple Chicken Stirfry
frozen peas, basmati rice, onion, bell pepper and3 Morefrozen peas, basmati rice, onion, bell pepper, cooked chicken legs, soy sauce, worcestershire sauce25 min, 7 ingredients -
Simple Chicken Italiano
spaghetti and4 Morespaghetti, boneless skinless chicken breast half , cut into thin strips, light italian dressing, vegetables, of your choice (i used cut up broccoli , sliced carrots, red pepper, and green beans), grated parmesan cheese20 min, 5 ingredients -
Simple Chicken Fajitas
balsamic vinegar, lemon juice, olive oil, dried oregano and6 Morebalsamic vinegar, lemon juice, olive oil, dried oregano, skinned, boned chicken breast halves, curly leaf lettuce leaves, salsa, flour tortillas, red onion rings (optional), fresh oregano (optional)10 ingredients -
Simple and Tasty Chicken and Pasta Primavera
chicken, diced, lemon pepper seasoning, vermouth wine and9 Morechicken, diced, lemon pepper seasoning, vermouth wine, condensed cream of mushroom soup (i used 98% fat free), milk, vermouth, parmesan cheese, garlic powder, bacon bacon seasoning (from tastefully simple or use bacon bits), spinach and herb seasoning mix (from tastefully simple or mrs. dash), california-blend frozen vegetables, frozen (broccoli, cauliflower and carrots), cooked spaghetti, drained and unsalted45 min, 12 ingredients -
Thanksgiving Egg Rolls
chicken stove top stuffing mix and14 Morechicken stove top stuffing mix, store bought rotisserie turkey breast, diced, fresh sage, finely chopped, fresh thyme, finely chopped, fresh rosemary, finely chopped, chicken stock, egg roll wrap, eggs, water, oil, for frying, butter, flour, onion, finely minced, drippings from the rotisserie turkey, chicken stock40 min, 15 ingredients -
Thanksgiving Dinner in a Crockpot
chicken breasts or 16 oz turkey thighs, frozen vegetables and3 Morechicken breasts or 16 oz turkey thighs, frozen vegetables, cream of chicken soup (or homemade equivalent), salt and pepper8 hour 30 min, 5 ingredients -
Thanksgiving Honey Apple Pumpkin Soup
chicken broth, onion, minced (small) and6 Morechicken broth, onion, minced (small), apples, peeled, cored and grated (medium), honey, pumpkin puree (canned ), apple juice, pumpkin pie spice, half-and-half30 min, 8 ingredients
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